Topics include driver's tests, trumpets, the movie Castaway starring Tom Hanks, vagina hair lasers, snow days, the Britney Spears documentary, skinny jeans, soggy jeans, and yoga pants. Plus, we learn 2 mindblowingly stupid tricks to “make him ACHE for you” from a 2006 Cosmopolitan magazine. And finally, a distasteful Presidents Day edition of F**k/Marry/Kill.