FRESH MEAT. This week, after our usual discussion of the latest film news (in which Liam forgets about the existence of Saving Private Ryan, and Andy gets his hopes up for yet another Alien film that's going to be rubbish), we kick things off with reviews of Fresh and Cyrano.  TV of the week? Why it's those cheeky chappies the Vikings of course, except this time they're in Valhalla. Wait that's not right. It's one of those Sword-em-ups anyway. CANNIBAL TRIVIA TO FINISH OOOOH.

FEATURING

- ANDY THINKS IT MIGHT BE A GOOD ALIEN FILM, SO ITS GOING TO BE CRAP

- THE FORBIDDEN MEAT

- A SUPRISE MUSICAL RUINS EVERYTHING

- SOME VIKINGS WAIT FOR A BUS

- A LOVELY CINEMENTALIST CAMPFIRE TALE: ITS ABOUT CANNIBALS!