A BUMPER CROP OF FUN. This week, after some movie chimp news, Liam takes things away with a look at the latest offering from Alex Garland, Men, before going all low-brow with a review of Rise of the Footsoldier: Origins. God help us all. Andy meanwhile has been watching all of Stranger Things. No spoiler review inside! 80's trivia for dessert. Sweet.

FEATURING

- CHIMPS AND ALAN CUMMINGS

- A WORLD WHERE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. BASTARDS.

- VINNIE JONES AND THE MISSING ACCENT

- ANDY USES THE SAME PHRASE TWICE: BAD ANDY, BAD.

- FARTING FISH AND LIAMS CHILDHOOD PIE

SPIFFING. This week, a little earlier than usual due to some family commitments, CINEMENTALIST review three films! A whole three? And Early? You lucky devils you! Liam sets us off with a peek at the multiverse in Everything Everywhere all at Once, before an attack of a very different clone in a review of Dual. Andy meanwhile has decided there's no good TV this week, so it's time to get all British spy thriller with a take on 2001s Operation Mincemeat. Jolly good show old chap, and all of that. BULLY.

FEATURING

- A BAD INTRO, WITH ADDED DEATH!

- A MAN OPENS AN UMBRELLA IN AN ELEVATOR

- A FILM WASTES ITS OPPORTUNITIES, IRRITATES PODCAST HOST

- A TALE OF BRITISH DERRING-DO, WHAT WHAT

- WW2 SPY TRIVIA: AN ENDLESS MINE OF WONDER

DING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, back with another dose of Film and TV review to massage your eardrums on a dreary Tuesday. That was a nice intro wasn't it? Lovely. This week, Liam kicks us off with a look at the latest Stephen King adaption, Firestarter, with predictable results, before getting all dark humour with a review of On the Count of Three. TV of the week? Why, its Pieces of Her of course! The full Andy verdict inside.

FEATURING

- WE DEBATE RECORDING OUR LOCAL PUB

- FIRESTARTER: WHY NOT MAKE IT GOOD INSTEAD?

- A DARK COMEDY TICKLES LIAM

- BAD CHARACTERS PLAYED BY GOOD ACTORS: ALWAYS BLOODY DIFFICULT

- SOME TRIVIA BECAUSE WE DO THAT

A podcast you say? Films and TV you say? With two cheeky Brits? Well sign me up! This week, Liam kicks off our reviews section with some lovely nuns in a look at Paul Verhoeven's Benedetta, before giving Michael Bay a good kicking in a review of Ambulance. Or does he? MYSTERIES ABOUND. Andy meanwhile has been kicking around good old LANDAN with a review of Apple TVs Slow Horses. ACCENTS INCOMING.

FEATURING

- PAUL VERHOEVEN MAKES A DIRTY MOVIE

- MICHAEL BAY FILMS SOME EXPLOSIONS

- GARY OLDMAN IS VERY GOOD

- OTHER REVEALS THAT MAY NOT SURPRISE YOU

- MI5 TRIVIA OR: HOW WE GOT SCRUBBED FROM THE INTERNET

BACK AGAIN OH MY GOODNESS WE MISSED YOU. Yes, CINEMENTALIST returns with your two favourite foul-mouthed British media reviewers going head to head on...all sorts of stuff! This week, Liam kicks us off with two huge reviews, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and The Northmen, with some surprising results. Andy meanwhile, fresh back from his holidays, decides its time to listen to some tapes. Marily Monroe: The Unheard Tapes and Conversations with a Killer: John Wayne Gacy reviewed inside. BOY OH BOY WHAT CONTENT.

FEATURING

- A NEWS SECTION THAT NEARLY WASNT

- NIC CAGE GETS ALL METAVERSE

- A VIKING WITH PACING ISSUES: HOW EMBARRASSING

- TWO VERY DIFFERENT DOCS BOUND UP IN TAPE

- MONROE TRIVIA: REALLY FUCKING CREEPY EDITION

OLA! This week, before Andy heads out for the great beyond, we settle some unfinished business. Liam kicks us off with a review of The Outfit, before going all zombie but not with a look at The Sadness. Andy meanwhile has been plunging his head into the toilet of dispair that is Jimmy Saville: A British Horror Story, before serving up a nice palate cleanser with a review of Return to Space. A PODCAST OF CONTRASTS.

FEATURING

- IT WOULDN'T BE CHICAGO WITHOUT AL CAPONE

- GORE VIOLENCE AND HORROR: LIAM IS A HAPPY BUNNY

- THE WORLDS WORST HUMAN BEING: A DOCUMENTARY

- ELON MUSK AND THE CONFLICTED FEELINGS

- MUSKY TRIVIA ABOUT THE MUSK

THE ANGRY PODCAST FEAT. UTRED SON OF UTRED. This week, after some film news that displeases us both, Liam kicks in to a review of Morbius. Oh boy oh boy. Prepare yourselves. Oh and Honey Boy, in which Shia Lebeefy gets all personal. TV of the week? The Last Kingdom: The Last Season, and Bridgerton Season 2. YES.

FEATURING

- THE NEWS IN WHICH WE HATE THE NEWS

- DOES JARED LETO REDEEM HIMSELF? NO.

- HONEY HONEY, WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO

- UTRED SON OF UTRED, AN ARSELING TILL THE END

- A SENSE OF DEJA VU...

THE RETURN OF THE LIAM. He's back! Yes, your favourite British arseholes return with yet more news, reviews and, y'know, British. This week, Liam kicks us off with a look at THE BATMAN (it looks better in all-caps doesnt it?) before making some adult movies in the woods with a review of X. Speaking of porn, Andy has been digging into the deep and dirty with a look at Pam and Tommy. Gosh its all very sexy this week isnt it? Super.

FEATURING

- DONT ASK ABOUT LIAMS HOLIDAY

- THE BATMAN IS A BATMAN FILM ABOUT BATMAN BEING BATMAN

- A DODGY TEXAS ACCENT AND SOME SUPRISING HEART

- ANDY GOES LOOKING FOR DIRT AND COMES UP WITH GOLD

- BATMAN TRIVIA OR: BEATING ROBIN TO DEATH WITH A CROWBAR

FRESH MEAT. This week, after our usual discussion of the latest film news (in which Liam forgets about the existence of Saving Private Ryan, and Andy gets his hopes up for yet another Alien film that's going to be rubbish), we kick things off with reviews of Fresh and Cyrano.  TV of the week? Why it's those cheeky chappies the Vikings of course, except this time they're in Valhalla. Wait that's not right. It's one of those Sword-em-ups anyway. CANNIBAL TRIVIA TO FINISH OOOOH.

FEATURING

- ANDY THINKS IT MIGHT BE A GOOD ALIEN FILM, SO ITS GOING TO BE CRAP

- THE FORBIDDEN MEAT

- A SUPRISE MUSICAL RUINS EVERYTHING

- SOME VIKINGS WAIT FOR A BUS

- A LOVELY CINEMENTALIST CAMPFIRE TALE: ITS ABOUT CANNIBALS!

ITS THE MISERABLE BASTARD PODCAST. Yes this week, after a look at the latest film announcements and news, Liam kicks us off with a look at No Sudden Move, before going all witchy with a look at Hellbender. Andy meanwhile has been watching the latest Netflix smash hit, Inventing Anna. He has opinions. Oh so many of them. Benecio Del Toro trivia to finish, because we finally had an excuse to. Yes.

FEATURING

- A RAMBLING NEWS SECTION WE KNOW YOU LOVE THOSE

- A MISSING DOCUMENT AND AN ALL STAR CAST

- SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION: FUN

- A WOMAN MANAGES TO CON A TV SHOW: ANDY SAYS SPEARED A LOT

- DEL TORO AND THE WEIGHT OF TOMMY LEE JONES