CINEMENTALIST

The feel-good podcast of the week! Yes, after a dearth of terrible movies, we finally break the curse with a look at some fantastic new cinema: Liam reviews Censor and Siberia inside. Andy meanwhile covers himself in ash and searches out the locals with a look at the creepy and the surreal in a review of Katla. Icelandic trivia to finish!

FEATURING

- JERRY SEINFELD THINKS POP TARTS ARE HILARIOUS

- THE GHOST OF MARY WHITEHOUSE HAUNTS US ALL

- WILLEM DAFOE GOES FOR A WALK INSIDE HIS OWN MIND JESUS

- CREEPY ASH PEOPLE: NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS

- SOME FACTS ABOUT ICELAND BECAUSE WE CAN AND ITS COOL

Well well well, its you again. Guess its time for another podcast! This week, Liam attempts to find something positive in two wonderful films, Infinite and Untitled Horror Movie, before landing on something from 2018 you should watch instead. Andy meanwhile goes for a lovely holiday to the Isle of Wight for a look at The Beast Must Die, and then goes to Brazil instead for the madness that is Killer Ratings. Marky mark trivia to finish. God help us.

FEATURING

- A REVELATION ABOUT RUSSEL CROWE

- MARKY MARK AND THE GLOWING GREEN ORB

- LIAM HAS A WEEK

- JARED HARRIS CAN DO NO WRONG

- AN UNLIKELY TALE FROM THE LAND OF THE BRAZIL NUTS. BRAZIL.

- MARKY MARKY AND HIS TROUBLESOME DEEDS

The Devil, indeed, made me do it. This week, after some sequel derision and no reference made at all to the fact this is our 69th episode (we're going to pretend we're more sophisticated than that and not that we completely and utterly forgot), Liam takes us on a lovely review of The Conjuring 3, before getting all, like, stoned man with a take on Flashback. Andy meanwhile resumes TV of the week with a review of Ragnarok, followed by a look at Philly DA. He knows Philly is a city not a state. Forgive his alcohol addled brain.

FEATURING

- SEQUELS? NAAAAAAAAAH.

- A MAN USES A DUBIOUS LEGAL DEFENCE, LOSES

- ITS ALL ABOUT, LIKE, TIME DUDE. PASS THAT SHIT.

- WITH MY MIGHTY HAMMER I SHALL SMITE THEE

- ANDY SAYS PHILLY IS A STATE, TWICE, DESPITE TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO

- SOME PHILLY TRIVIA. ABOUT THE CITY. NOT PENNSYLVANIA. FUCK.

ALWIGHT MATE? ITS THE STATH HERE. LISTEN TO THESE TWO NUMPTIES REVIEW.....ahem. This week, Liam goes hunting for a copycat killer with a familiar style in a review of Spiral: From the Book of Saw, before taking a lovely Sunday drive with our man THE STATH with a look at Guy Ritchies latest, Wrath of Man. Andy meanwhile hasn't had time to do his usual TV this week, so puts on his best dress for a review of Cruella instead. Many accents this week. We know you love them so.

FEATURING

- ANDY ATTEMPTS TO POWER THROUGH THE VACCINE SWEATS

- LIAM FALLS OVER LAUGHING AT A FILM HE REALLY SHOULDNT

- THE STATH DOES SOME STATH THINGS IN A STATH FILM

- CRUELLA DEVILLE UNSURE WHETHER TO MURDER PUPPIES IN SUBSTITUTE FOR CLEVER WRITING

- SOME STATH TRIVIA BECAUSE WE LIKE DOING THE ACCENT YES