STOMP STOMP STOMP. This week, after some film news in which we decide things don't happen fast enough dammit, Liam goes for a lovely holiday to Jeju Island with a review of Night in Paradise, before checking himself in to a spooky hospital with a look at The Power. Andy decides TV of the week can take a break, because there's a big honking monster of a film we need to discuss. Yes you guessed it, Godzilla vs Kong reviewed inside. Godzilla and Kong trivia to finish although you saw that coming didn't you you devious little CINEMENTALISTS you. ENJOY.

 

FEATURING

 

- POST PRODUCTION SCHEDULES: THE IMPATIENT FILM FANS WORST ENEMY

 

- LIAM RUNS FROM THE KOREAN MOB

 

- LIAM RUNS FROM THE SECOND HALF OF A FILM YES HE'S OK THANKS FOR ASKING

 

- ANDY TAKES A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

 

- AVOIDING REVIEWER CLICHES: A LESSON IN TACT

 

- STRAPPING AN AC

Welcome to this edition of the "we're falling apart and we don't like it" podcast! This week, after our usual slice of upcoming film news (positive stuff this time guys we promise!), Liam finds a cowboy movie instead of science fiction with a review of Chaos Walking, before taking a trip to a historic lads night in One Night in Miami. Andy tries to get down with the kids in The Irregulars, before watching a sad man look for tiger clues. Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic reviewed inside. Muhammed Ali trivia to finish, WE ARE THE GREATEST.

 

FEATURING

 

- ANCIENT ALIENS THE MOVIE: ALL OUR DREAMS COME TRUE

 

- A FILM THAT WONT STOP TALKING

 

- A HISTORIC EVENT THAT PROBABLY HAPPENED MAYBE NOT THOUGH

 

- ANDY TRIES TO GO EASY, FAILS MISERABLY

 

- THE DOCUMENTARY THAT COULD HAVE BEEN

 

- ALI, ALI, ALI, ALI ETC ETC

Another week, another podcast from sunny old Ingerland! This week, after our usual dose of film news that fails to get Liam excited, he breaks out his Shudder account and takes a look at two new releases, Violation and Lucky. Andy packs his bags and boards the nearest spaceship to Colorado with a review of Resident Alien, before looking way back when with a take on Another Period. Titans of the Gilded Age trivia to finish. Yes we named our trivia this week what of it.

 

FEATURING

 

- ANDY IS DETERMINED TO PRONOUNCE BLOMKAMP AS BLOMKAMPH, NO ONE DARES CORRECT HIM

 

- DARKNESS SURROUNDS US AS LIAM TELLS A SHOCKING TALE

 

- LUCKY? NOT REALLY

 

- AN ALIEN IN A SMALL TOWN GIVES US A SUPRISE

 

- A BAND ANALOGY GOES WRONG LIVE ON MIC

 

- TITILATING TITAN TRIVIA TO TICKLE THE OH NO I'VE RUN OUT OF T'S

Happy go lucky are we! This week, Liam rebels against the man with a review of Judas and the Black Messiah, then grits his teeth and bears it with a look at The Seventh Day. Turns out he doesn't like it very much. Rant incoming! Andy once again puts on his snow shoes and resists the cold with a look at The Head, before taking an audience suggestion and reviewing The Staircase! You ask, we review! Sometimes. Only sometimes.

 

FEATURING

 

- A WHOLE LOAD OF SEQUELS AND REBOOTS INCOMING: ORIGINAL IDEAS AT A PREMIUM

 

- J. EDGAR HOOVER WONT LIKE THIS PODCAST: LISTEN NOW TO FIND OUT WHY

 

- THE FILM THAT MADE LIAM VERY ANGRY

 

- ANOTHER LOVELY TALE OF SNOW AND MURDER

 

- STAY AWAY FROM THE STAIRS

 

- EXORCISM TRIVIA: SUPER DARK EDITION

This week, after Andy struggles with the concept of time and we have a look at the latest film news, Liam tries not to go to sleep with a review of Come True, and then has a go at redeeming a much maligned new release with a look at Tom Hollands latest, Cherry. Andy decides he would like to be judged by Bryan Cranston with a review of Your Honor, before falling in love with Michael Stuhlbarg instead. HIS EYES ARE DREAMY. Also terrifying.

 

FEATURING

 

- LISTENING TO YOUR CO-HOST INSTEAD OF CHECKING AUDIO: AN IMPORTANT TIP

 

- LIAM TAKES A BITE OF THE CHERRY: DELICIOUS

 

- SPLIT NARRATIVES ATTEMPT TO CONFUSE PODCAST HOST: ANDY PREVAILS

 

- COMPARING THINGS TO BREAKING BAD IS NOT A CRITIQUE: DISCUSS

 

- LEGAL TRIVIA OR: HOW TO MURDER YOUR FRIENDS AND GET AWAY WITH IT

 

- A VERY POPULAR DONUT SHOP

Here we go again hooray you missed us didn't you yes. This week, Liam gets all intoxicated with a review of Crisis, before having a look at Amy Poehlers latest, Moxie. Andy decides its time to go sailing with a review of season one of The Terror, before donning his tinfoil hat with a suprising review of Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers. The truth is out there. Probably. Polar explorer trivia to finish! There's a brass monkey over there crying his eyes out.....

 

FEATURING

 

- ANDY SAYS TICKLING BOATS AND STICKS WITH IT

 

- ARMIE HAMMER FAILS TO EAT CAST: FILM IMPROVES AS A RESULT

 

- AMY POEHLER SHOWS SOME MOXIE

 

- ANDY PLAYS IN THE SNOW WITH SOME SAILORS

 

- WE PUT ON OUR TINFOIL HATS AND DISAPPOINTINGLY, THEY FIT

 

- POLAR EXPLORER TRIVIA: THE POO KNIFE

This week, the CINEMENTALIST crew discuss Andys beard. After that, our usual brand of Film and TV News and Reviews! Liam takes on the Shudder back catalogue with a look at Son, before trekking off to Canada for a slice of Blood Quantum. Andy revives a much loved segment with a review of Discovery Pluseseseses foray into the Netflix Docuseries craze, Unseamly and The Chameleon Killer discussed inside. Also a documentary on Alexander the Great. Also Hinterland. WE DO WHAT WE WANT.

 

FEATURING

 

- LIAMS LOOKING FOR LOVE

 

- ANDYS LOOKING FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

 

- A CREEPY CULT IS COMING FOR YOUR SON OH NO

 

- ZOMBIES VS NATIVE CANADIANS? YES PLEASE

 

- ANDY SAYS PACING A LOT, ALSO OTHER THINGS

 

- ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT FIGURES IN HISTORY, CONDENSED INTO FUCK ALL

Welcome, dear CINEMENTALISTS, to another weekly episode of the podcast, now featuring SUPER DUPER NEW MICROPHONES and audio interfaces and oh god the studio now looks like the Alien Queen on a bad hair day. This week, after our usual dose of film news, Liam reviews I Care A Lot, before going deep dark and interesting with a look at County Lines. Meanwhile, Andy takes a trip to Israel with Sacha Baron Cohen in a review of The Spy, and then proceeds to tangle himself in knots with a review of the new Netflix darling, Behind Her Eyes. Spy and Espionage trivia at the end you say? YES PLEASE

 

FEATURING

 

- LISTEN TO OUR SHINY NEW VOICES SEE WE DIDNT SOUND LIKE CRAP ALL THIS TIME

 

- BLADE: NOW SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN

 

- WRITTEN SOMETHING DARK? WHY NOT FINISH IT WITH A CHARLIES ANGELS SEQUENCE

 

- SPYS GO ALL SPY LIKE IN A SPY SERIES ABOUT SPYING

 

- HOW DO YOU REVIEW A SHOW THATS ALL ABOUT THE TWIST? ANDY MAKES AN ATTEMPT

This week, after some Martin Scorcese chat, Liam takes on a self made man in a review of Sator, before taking a wild ride to a theme park with good old Nic Cage for a look at Willys OR IS IT WALLYS Wonderland. Andy straps on his sword and shield and buggers off to the Crusades with a review of Knightfall, before catching the first boat to Iceland with a look at The Valhalla Murders. OOOOH ITS CHILLY

 

FEATURING

 

- OLD MAN SHAKES FIST AT CLOUD: WE TAKE SIDES

 

- DO IT YOURSELF DOESNT ALWAYS EQUAL AWESOME: ASK US HOW WE KNOW

 

- NIC CAGE: BACK ON FORM

 

- THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI

 

- ITS COLD AND CHILLY AND WE LIKE IT

 

- THEME PARK TRIVIA BECAUSE ANDY DIDNT READ THE PLOT DESCRIPTION AGAIN

It must be Tuesday, because here comes another weekly episode of the CINEMENTALIST Podcast! This week, Liam puts on his space helmet and prepares for trouble with a review of Space Sweepers, before landing in the wicky wicky wild wild west for a look at 2017s Hostiles. Not a Big Willy in sight. Andy meanwhile revs up his time machine and quantum leaps his way to the 1890s for a look at The Alienist. Also, Britney Spears has gone missing and its up to The New York Times to save her in, err, Framing Britney Spears. Psychological trivia to finish: HOW VAS YOUR RELATIONSHIP VITH YOUR MUTTER?

 

FEATURING

 

- ANDY HAS A TOOTHACHE AND HES NOT VERY HAPPY

 

- LIAM FINALLY FINDS A KOREAN FILM HE DOESN'T LIKE

 

- A CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE DEPICTION OF NATIVE AMERICANS? IMPOSSIBLE

 

- TEDDY ROOSEVELT DROPS IN TO SAY HI

 

- A LEGALLY DUBIOUS DISCUSSION OF VPNS