CINEMENTALIST

Hello you lovely CINEMENTALISTS. This week, after a discussion of a big red dog and a musing on the inevitable death march of Christmas, Liam goes all festive with a review of Fatman. Andy puts on his best Bavarian accent for a look at Werner Herzogs Fireball. LIAM AGAIN YOU CANT STOP HIM for a review of The Nest, before Andys TV of the week goes into a diatribe about Discovery and The Mandalorian. GOSH WE COVER A LOT I LOVE THIS PODCAST DONT YOU WHY DONT YOU LISTEN MORE OFTEN OK I WILL.

 

FEATURING

 

- PICK A TONE AND STICK WITH IT MEL GIBSON

 

- ANDY ATTEMPTS AN ACCENT AGAIN: SLIGHTLY SUCCESSFUL EDITION

 

- A LOVELY COSY NEST AHHHHHHH

 

- STAR TREK DISCOVERY FINALLY LOSES ITS MIND

 

- COMET AND ASTEROID TRIVIA WE'RE THERE PEOPLE

After our usual cynical slice of film news, Liam invites serendipity by reviewing two films with land in the title! Also, SUPRISING REVELATIONS INSIDE. Andy takes on the series the internet wont stop talking about with an indepth look at season 4 of The Crown, and keeps his promise with a weekly update on everyones favourite green baby in The Mandalorian: Episode 3. Trivia this week? ITS THE QUEEN INNIT BRUV.

 

FEATURING

 

- CHARLIE HUNNAM DOES AN ACCENT. SUPRISINGLY ITS OK

 

- GERARD BUTLER RUNS FROM THE SKY. ALSO HE WAS A SCOTLAND. YES.

 

- LIAM CAN'T DECIDE IF FLORIDA GETS IT

 

- PRIME MINISTER OR VELOCIRAPTOR? GILLIAN ANDERSON GOES FOR BOTH

 

- ANDY FORGIVES A STALLED PLOT BECAUSE HE LIKES PRETTY PICTURES. HE'S GETTING OLD YOU KNOW

 

- THE QUEEN TAKES HOSTAGES. MORE AT ELEVEN.

HELLO INTERNET. This week, Liam goes for a walk in the mountains with broken legs in a review/slaughter of Spell, then gets lost in Brazil with a look at Bacurau. Andy dons his three piece reviewing suit and goes to town with a look at Roadkill, eps 1 and 2 of The Mandalorian and David Attenboroughs A Life On This Planet. Then he feels bad about himself. AND SO SHOULD YOU. Horny ostrich and psychotic shrimp to finish! ANIMAL TRIVIA HOORAY.

 

FEATURING

 

- MISERY PART 2: SHITTY EDITION

 

- CANCEL THAT TRIP TO BRAZIL

 

- HUGH LAURIE SORT OF WANDERING ABOUT

 

- BABY YODA EATS THINGS HE SHOULDNT OH NO

 

- WE HAVE UPSET GRANDPA AND ITS ALL OUR FAULT

 

- NIGHTMARES OF A SEXUALLY AROUSED OSTRICH

YES ALL OF THEM. Andy and Liam break the record for how much media you can review in a single podcast by biting off a huge chunk of delicious content pie, spewing crumbs across the internet and oh god this analogy has gone too far. Liam takes on a scary witch in His House, before making an early predicition for film of the year with a review of Possessor. Andy gets his revenge for Liams foray into TV review with a look at Borat: Subsequent Movie Film, then treads familiar ground with some Germans in a review of Barbarians. Secrets of the Saqqara Tomb takes us into Ancient Egyptian trivia to finish. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT INTERNETS.

 

FEATURING

 

- MATT SMITH PLAYS PRETENTIOUS. NO ONE IS SUPRISED

 

- BRAIN FUCKERY RUNS IN THE FAMILY

 

- IS VERY NICE. YES.

 

- A GERMAN MAN GETS A TERRIBLE VOICEOVER

 

- A LOVELY LITTLE DIGGING EXPEDITION

 

- TUTANKHAMUNS HARD ON: REVIEWED

Hello all! After an apology for our feisty dragon mascot and his new tendency to ruin podcasts, Liam explores his Irish roots with a review of Pixie, before treading on Andys toes with a TV review of The Haunting of Bly Manor. Andy ups the ante and decides its time to take a dip into the latest iteration of his most beloved TV franchise with a tentative review of Star Trek: Discovery. SET PHASERS TO FUN. Spoooooky haunted house trivia to finish out, because why not we say.

 

FEATURING

 

- FLOKI PLEASE DONT HEADBUTT THE WALLS

 

- THE POWER RANGERS ARE BACK OH JOY

 

- ALEC BALDWIN DOES AN ACCENT. LIAM REVIEWS IT INSIDE.

 

- TWO TV OF THE WEEKS FROM TWO DIFFERENT REVIEWERS THIS IS MADNESS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FORMAT HELP

 

- STAR TRIPPING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

 

- ANDY REVEAL HIS NERDITY TO THE INTERNET BE KIND

HELLO TO ALL. This week, Liam is given a bed bath by a psychotic nurse in St Maud, before going all grifty in a review of Kajillionaire. Andy decides to check in with the South Park Pandemic Special to see if much has changed, before scaring himself witless with a look at the downfall of modern society in The Social Dilemma. Also, a special message from CINEMENTALIST. JOIN US OR DIE. OR DONT. THATS FINE TOO.

 

FEATURING

 

- AN APOLOGY TO START WE LOVE DOING THESE

 

- FAST AND THE FURIOUS FINALLY DEAD - MORE NEWS TO FOLLOW

 

- NURSE ME MATRON

 

- THERES SOAP IN MY EYES

 

- A GIGANTIC BUT

 

- YOUR PHONE HATES YOU

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GOOOOO. This week, Liam staves off frostbite in a review of The Wolf of Snow Hollow, before warming up with some nice Kevin Bacon in Cop Car. Andy decides to go delving for hidden gems he's missed this year and comes up trumps (ugh that word doesnt feel as good as it used to) with two diamond studded slices of 2020 television, The Great and Schitts Creek. We all go home for tea. Oh wait there's ACTORS WHO PLAYED QUEENS BASED TRIVIA to finish off with, how could I forget. Spank me Elizabeth.

 

FEATURING

 

- SOME FILM NEWS AT THE START BECAUSE WE ARE ALL PROFESSIONAL LIKE THAT

 

- FUNNY JOKES IN THE SNOW

 

- LIAM AND ANDY GET ALL MISTY EYED ABOUT HITTING THINGS WITH STICKS

 

- APOLOGIES TO PAUL

 

- THE FUNNIEST THING ANDYS SEEN THIS YEAR

 

- A MAN NAMED

Hello and welcome! This week, Liam harvests some organs in 12 Hour Shift before taking a relaxing bath in Clive Barkers Books of Blood. Andy decides to go mad with not one, not two but three reviews: American Murder: The Family Next Door, Bad Boy Billionaires: India and Around The World In 80 Days. SMORGASBOARD. Also, we do explorer trivia. Why? BECAUSE WE CAN THATS WHY.

 

FEATURING

 

- MICK FOLEY YELLING

 

- JOKES? WHAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF COMEDY

 

- BOOKS OF BLOOD: THE UNNECESSARY PLURAL

 

- UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF DETAIL

 

- SCHADENFREUDE

 

- THE WAY WE USED TO BE (TO THE TUNE OF MEMORIES)

Here we go again! This week, after a bit of Dragon reassurance and the news that they're finally removing Tom Cruise from the surface of the planet, Liam takes on a film starring three entire people with a review of Alone before going all shock jock with a take on 2019s Feedback. Andy takes a look at the latest Netflix No. 1 with a review of Ratched to see if it passes muster....Liams not so sure. One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Trivia to finish, because we have an excuse to and you have to jump on these things WHILE WE ARE YOUNGISH.

FEATURING

- HELLO? IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?

- A BIT WOO A BIT WEY A BIT MESSED UP

- LIAM PERFORMS HAND SIGNALS OVER RADIO

- A MISHMASH OF PULP, MY FAVOURITE

- ANDY SINGS THE CAPE FEAR THEME AGAIN

- A NICE BIT OF ROLEPLAY

- PUT DOWN THE GOLF CLUBS JACK, YOU'RE DRUNK

UPS AND DOWNS AND ROUNDABOUTS. This week, Liam takes on the big movie of the moment with a review of Antebellum, while Andy breaks out of his self imposed TV prison with a take on Enola Holmes. Liam takes up the reins and resumes normal service with a look at 2014s underrated Black Sea because we're all current and zeitgeisty like that. Oh yeah and TV of the week is The Duchess....brace yourselves guys, it'll all be OK I promise. ANDY RANT AHOY. Trivia this week is Sherlock Holmes in our usual fashion, so prepare yourselves for some ejaculation. Yes you read that right.

FEATURING

- SCI FI CLEVERNESS? NAAAH.

- JUDE LAW DOES SOME ACTING

- LIAM DOES SOME ACCENTS

- HENRY CAVILL DOES SOMETHING OTHER THAN AN IMPERSONATION OF WOOD

- ANDY LOSES HIS SHIT

- WATSON EMBARRASSES HIMSELF IN PUBLIC

- WE ALL GO HOME FOR TEA