Hello hello, and now I have that rubbish U2 song in my head. This week: Liam goes all cops and murderers in a review of The Little Things, and takes an insightful look into some deep and meaningful issues with a piece on Justin Timberlakes latest, Palmer. MEANWHILE Andy does another one of his notorious Netflix deep dives and comes up with a shiny gold watch in the form of Godless, before getting all current and zeitgeisty with a review of the latest season of The Expanse. Delicately handled and well telegraphed spoilers between 52:15 and 57:27 if you are averse to that sort of thing. Wild West trivia to finish YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

FEATURING

- ALL THE LATEST FILM NEWS: SLIGHTLY LESS THAN FUCK ALL EDITION

- DENZEL IS A POLICEMAN, JARED LETO CHANNELS MILTON. OSCAR WORTHY STUFF.

- JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS AN EX-CON AND YES WE WERE SUPRISED TOO

- WICKY WICKY WILD WILD WEST

- THE EXPANSE EXPERIENCES A ROCKY LANDING

- A ROOTIN TOOTIN TRIVIA TREAT: NOT TOO MUCH THOUGH YOU WILL GET FAT

You glorious listeners you! Our numbers are going up and we couldnt be more grateful, so in a typical expression of CINEMENTALIST love we double down on our trademark style of punchy, growly and full featured reviews! Liam gets freaky with a review of Psycho Goreman, than delves into the world of animation with a look at Wolfwalkers. Andy has fun with accents in a review of Frontier, and pleases our French contingent with an apparaisal of Lupin! Animation trivia for dessert IM FULL ARE YOU FULL.

 

FEATURING

 

- A DEBATE ABOUT A BIG LIZARD FIGHTING A BIG MONKEY

 

- ANNOYING CHILDREN SPOIL OTHERWISE GOOD MOVIE

 

- LIAM GOES ALL GOOEY OVER A WOLF

 

- ANDY ATTEMPTS TO OUT ACCENT THE BAD ACCENT SHOW

 

- A STYLISH FRENCH TV THRILLER? YES PLEASE

 

- ANIMATION TRIVIA WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE FOUR FINGERS YOU WILL FIND OUT INSIDE SUPERB

Another Weekly Free Podcast (tm) from the CINEMENTALIST crew? Film and TV Reviews you say? GOOD GOLLY GOSH I MUST SUBSCRIBE. This week, after another dose of January film news, Liam takes a look at a pertinent piece with a review of Locked Down, before getting all cosy with the latest Tom Hanks vehicle, News of the World. Andy scours Netflix for something decent to review and comes up trumps with The Frankenstein Chronicles and a look at the truly beastly Nightstalker. Mary Shelley trivia for dessert. Gosh I'm full.

 

FEATURING

 

- WILLY WONKA DOES NOT NEED A PREQUEL: DISCUSS

 

- HOW MANY THEMES DOES YOUR FILM NEED? LOCKED DOWN TRIES THEM ALL

 

- TOM HANKS IS TOM HANKS IN A TOM HANKS FILM STARRING TOM HANKS

 

- ANDY SAYS 18th CENTURY A LOT WHEN HE MEANS 17th GODDAMMIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

 

- THE GENESIS OF EVERY 80s COP MOVIE TROPE: EXPLAINED!

Hello hello, whats all this then? Another free episode of the CINEMENTALIST Podcast? YES INDEED. This week, Liam reviews Fatale with some suprising results, and does a nice spot of time travelling with a look at Synchronic. Meanwhile, Andy puts on his best powder wig and dinner jacket with a review of Bridgerton, before winding himself up with a dissection/evisceration of the last episode of Star Trek Discovery: Season 3. Prepare yourself dear audience, this is a good one....

 

FEATURING

 

- A SLOW NEWS WEEK? NO MATTER WE CAN WING IT

 

- FATALE: A RESURRECTION OF SO BAD ITS GOOD

 

- ANTHONY MACKIE: THE REVENGE

 

- SOME REGENCY ERA BONKING: TITILATION IN TIGHTS

 

- OH BOY OH BOY ANDYS OFF HIS MEDS AGAIN

 

- SOME LOVELY REGENCY ERA TRIVIA WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA OH YES MARVELLOUS

GOOD EVENING CINEMENTALISTS. This week, after our usual dose of irreverant Film and TV news, Liam kicks things off with a look at A Promising Young Woman, and then proves he has Soul but is indeed not a soldier. Meanwhile, Andy chases down The Serpent and says a fond farewell to the last season of Vikings. Then some Jazz trivia! WE KNOW OK ANDY READ THE FILM DESCRIPTION WRONG HE IS SOMETIMES NOT A CLEVER MAN.

 

FEATURING

 

- ISOLATED IN A LIGHTHOUSE OF FILM: LIAM CONSIDERS RUNNING AWAY

 

- A PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN IN A PROMISING YOUNG FILM

 

- ANDY REALISES HES FUCKED UP THE TRIVIA: PIXAR EDITION

 

- A MAN CALLED BOTH CHARLES AND ALAIN CAUSES REVIEW ISSUES

 

- A BURNING BOAT IS PUSHED OUT TO SEA

 

- AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE: JAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZ

Hello 2021! CINEMENTALIST kicks off the year with our usual mix of media news and reviews, back louder and better than ever. Liam starts us off with Ma Raineys Black Bottom, before having a quick snifter with good old Mads in Another Round. Andy takes a trip to Nepal with some nuns for a look at Black Narcissus, before taking on the pros with his take on Death to 2020. NUN TRIVIA TO FINISH OH BOY ARE WE EVEN A MEDIA PODCAST ANYMORE NO ONE KNOWS

 

FEATURING

 

- LIAM HATES ANDYS INTROS

 

- A BUMHOLE TO THE FACE: CINEMENTALIST REPORTS

 

- AN 'ARD LADY

 

- DRINKYPOOS? YES PLEASE

 

- NUN MORE BLACK SEE I KNEW ID GET THAT JOKE IN SOMEWHERE

 

- WHY NOT GET YOUR REVIEWS FROM TWO DRUNK MEN INSTEAD

This week, after some STUNNINGLY UP TO DATE FILM NEWS, Liam starts doing some heavy lifting with a review of Muscle, before marching to the beat of his own drum in Sound of Metal. Andy lovingly scrapes the holiday barrel with a docuseries about The Ripper before giving his final verdict on The Mandalorian Series 2. Some cheery Lesser Known News of 2020 to finish! Sorry about the kitten. Its just been that sort of year.

 

FEATURING

 

- WE SAVE OURSELVES FROM LEGAL TROUBLE BY USING THE WORD ALLEGEDLY

 

- ANGRY BIGOT PUMPS IRON: LIAM IS IMPRESSED

 

- WE FORGET THE NAME OF BANDS

 

- THE RIPPER GOES RIPPING IN A RIPPING TALE ABOUT THE RIPPER

 

- VISUAL STORYTELLING: HOW ONE PODCAST HOST CAN REPEAT HIMSELF TEN DIFFERENT WAYS

 

- THE LESSER KNOWN STORIES OF 2020: YEAH ITS ALL PRETTY MISERABLE EDITION

DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF.....oh wait its us again. After a bit of festive Christmas chat we realise we've reviewed a load of Films and TV instead of doing a Christmas Episode. Oh no! I guess you'll just have to enjoy Liam reviewing Mank and Songbird, while you'll have to grit your teeth and put up with Andy catching up with The Boys and The Mandalorian. We've even got some Mank and Welles quotes to finish off with at the end! Torture!

 

FEATURING

 

- CONTROVERSIAL TOM CRUISE CHAT: ITS CHRISTMAS!

 

- GARY OLDMAN DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST: SAVE FILMS

 

- MICHAEL BAY DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST: RUIN FILMS

 

- ANDY LOVES THE WORD VISCERAL: MORE AT ELEVEN

 

- MANDO CHAT AND CLASSIC FILM QUOTES: ITS CHRISTMAS!

 

- AND A HAAAAAAAPPPYYY NEEEEEW YEEEEEAAAAAR

CINEMENTALISTS HO. This week, after some controversial Chris Nolan chat (ooooh look at us getting all topical), Liam gets on with the weighty task of reviewing two new releases, Freaky and Black Bear. Andy decides its time to delve back into the depths of docuseries with a look at Challenger: The Final Flight and Room 2806: The Accusation, and a lovely light hearted time is had by all! Also, back by popular demand, Mandalorian catch up, because we are slaves to our audience and we like it. Oh please do listen now wont you. Yes.

FEATURING

- IS CHRIS NOLAN RIGHT?: CINEMENTALIST DECIDES

- VINCE VAUGHN PLAYS A TEENAGE GIRL AND LIAM LIKES IT

- AUBREY PLAZA: A CINEMENTALIST LOVE IN

- SPACESHIPS GO BANG - ANDY FIGURES OUT WHY

- POLITICIANS BEHAVE DESPICABLY - ANDY FIGURES OUT WHY

- BABY YODA HAS A NAME AND WE DONT CARE. ALSO LIGHTSABERS.

- SPACE SHUTTLE TRIVIA FOR PUDDING

WELCOME CINEMENTALISTS. This week, Liam gets cracking with a review of Let Him Go, before taking on the latest Melissa Mcarthy/ James Corden vehicle (do you see where this is going I see where this is going) in a lovely good natured review of Superintelligence. Spoilers. He hates it. Then in TV of the week Andy eschews The Mandalorian JUST FOR ONE WEEK GUYS so he can review The Undoing and a documentary about everyones favourite Reality TV stars, The Windsors! HOORAY HOORAY.

 

FEATURING

 

- LET IT GOOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOOOOO OH WAIT WRONG FILM

 

- A SINGLE SMALL MIC BUMP WE COULDNT REMOVE. WE HAVE NAMED HIM JEFF.

 

- JAMES CORDEN PLAYS ANNOYING. CINEMENTALISTS LEFT SHOCKED.

 

- LIAM IS VERY EXCITED BY NICOLE KIDMAN APPARENTLY

 

- HUGH GRANT GOES "OH WHOOPS IM TERRIBLY SORRY" BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

 

- LIZ AND THE GANG: THE REAL LIFE STORY