CINEMENTALIST

Hello! After confirming we are indeed the loudest podcast on the internet, Liam does a bit of home invasion with The Owners, before getting down and dirty with Satan himself in The Devil All The Time. Andy gets android all over him with a review of HBOs latest (Ridley Scott touched) production, Raised By Wolves, before we have a lovely chat about a man named Dennis and the adventures thereof. All thats left is to have a whimsical trivia based discussion about killer robots and malfunctioning AI! Cheery and happy go lucky are we!

 

FEATURING

 

- A LOVELY OLD COUPLE INTERRUPTED BY MAISIE WILLIAMS

 

- WAIT A MINUTE THE DEVIL ISNT EVEN HERE WHAT A RIP OFF

 

- ANDY DISCUSSES ROBOT NIPPLES

 

- MAKING MEDIA ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS DOESNT GLORIFY THEM BY DEFAULT: DISCUSS

 

- ROBBIE THE ROBOT GET AWAY FROM ME

 

- THE WORLDS MOST INSENSITIVE AI

This week, Liam goes all intellectual with a review of the weirdest film hes ever seen (tm), I'm Thinking Of Ending Things, before going all low brow with that most hotly anticipated of films, Bill and Ted Face the Music (god help us all). Andy decides to take a lovely trip to Mars via Hillary Swanks glass elevator of emotions in a review of Away! GOSH ITS ALL SO DRAMATIC WHERE ARE WE GOING AGAIN. Mars trivia to finish, because we can.

FEATURING

- THE BOOK MAKES SENSE WHY SHOULD THE FILM

- LIAMS COLD BLACK HEART IS MADE TO FEEL THINGS

- TOTALLY BODACIOUS DUDES

- WHY DONT THE SPACESHIPS GO ZOOM

- DEFERRED STEREOTYPES DONT REALLY WORK DO THEY

- TURNS OUT MARS IS REALLY INTERESTING WHY DOESN'T AWAY THINK SO

The CINEMENTALIST death march continues! This week, Liam tackles possibly the biggest film of the year with a review of the film everyone is talking about, Chris Nolans Tenet, before lowering the tone with a Russel Crowe nightmare in Unhinged. Andy puts on his least fashionable fedora and takes on Perry Mason by way of infanticide and hot steamy full frontal nudity discussion, before going for a lovely trip through Myths and Mythology with Christoper Lees twin! Oh also some very profitable films we didn't like right after a bit of Chris Nolan trivia! WE ARE ALL ENCOMPASSING LISTEN TO US PLEASE

 

FEATURING

 

- LIAM BECOMING RATHER EXCITED

 

- A PROFESSIONAL REVIEW BEFORE A FILTHY JOKE

 

- A DOCUMENTARY ON THE LIFE OF RUSSEL CROWE

 

- PEEEEEEEEEEERRRRY MASON AM I THE ONLY OZZY FAN LEFT ON THE INTERNET

 

- ANDYS BEST OLD BRITISH THESPIAN IMPRESSION OH GOD

 

- CHRIS NOLAN TRIVIA

Hello! This week, Liam finds the rarest of gems: A decent Orlando Bloom performance? It must be the Apocalypse. The Outpost and Heaven Knows What reviewed inside. Andy nervously puts on his Starfleet uniform (with matching tricorder) in a fully fledged nerd out by reviewing not one, but two slices of TV sci-fi excellence: Picard AND The Orville. Engage!

FEATURING

- APOLOGIES TO KERMODE WE WILL WRITE OUR OWN GAGS ONE DAY WE PROMISE

- A FUN FILM ABOUT HEROIN

- TO BALDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE

- SCI FI AND DICK JOKES A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

- STAR TREK TRIVIA GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

In the last of our free podcasts for a couple of weeks while Andy plays the "Can you travel without getting the killer flu" game, Liam takes a look at Waiting For The Barbarians before checking out the friendly witch next door in The Wretched. Andy does his damndest to offend the emos with an apology to a certain screamo icon in a review of season one and two of everyones new favourite show, The Umbrella Academy. ITS LIKE SOME SORT OF BLACK PARADE ROUND THESE PARTS

FEATURING

- OH ITS GRIM IN THE DESERT

- TERRIBLE TERRIBLE INDUSTRIES LIAM FUCKS UP PRONUNCIATION FINALLY

- CAN YOU HEAR THUNDER IN THE DISTANCE OR IS THAT US KNOCKING THE MIC TABLE AS USUAL

- NOW ENTERING THE SPOOKY SEGMENT

- IM NOT OOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAY

- ANDY IS WRONG. YES WE KNOW ITS RARE ISNT IT

- LIAM IS DISAPPOINTED IN THIS WEEKS TRIVIA

Super happy fun are we! This week, after some upcoming film chat, Liam takes a trip to see Jamie Lannister in the woods with The Silencing before taking a look into Norse Superhero Bollocks with a review of Mortal! Andy decides taking a lovely round the world trip on a train might be nice with a review of Snowpiercer! YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE SOMETHING GOOD HERE WOULDNT YOU

FEATURING

- THE KINGSLAYER CANT SAVE IT

- IT JUST GETS NORSE AND NORSE

- UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY ENDINGS DONT SAVE FILMS

- SNOWPISSER: THE DISAPPOINTINGLY AVERAGE REVIEW

- NORSE MYTHOLOGY TRIVIA MIGHT SAVE THIS PODCAST

Weeeeeeelcome one and all! This week, Liam decides to err on the side of the spooky with not one, but two Horror Film Reviews. The Rental and Amulet taken apart inside. Andy decides to hell with it, and goes for the record with not one, not two but THREE docuseries (ok one of thems cheating I guess): Fear City: New York vs The Mafia, Evil Genius: The True Story Of Americas Most Diabolical Bank Heist and....err....Americas Book of Secrets. Yeah. As contrast. We Promise. Horror Movie Trivia to finish!

FEATURING

- THERES SOMETHING IN THE BUSHES

- THERES NOTHING IN THE PACING

- MAGNANIMOUS MAFIA MADNESS MOST MERCURIAL MAN

- WHODUNNIT? WE STILL DONT KNOW

- AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

- HORRIFYING HUBRIS MAN ARE YOU SICK OF THIS ALITERATION GIMMICK YET IM CERTAINLY NOT

- HORROR MOVIE TRIVIA FACTS

Welcome to the Angry Podcast! This week, Liam takes a relaxing trip to a time paradox in Palm Springs, before deciding he prefers something more grim and Soviet instead in a dark review of The Painted Bird. Then, in a departure from his usual cheeriness, Andy decides to take out his frustrations on the latest Netflix Darling (tm), Cursed! Strap yourselves in, this is gonna take a while.....

FEATURING

- A REVIEW OF A FILM A REVIEW OF A FILM A REVIEW OF A FILM

- ANDY SAMBERG FAILS TO ANNOY

- ITS GRIM IN EASTERN EUROPE

- HOLY HELL ANDY ARE YOU OK

- GUSTAV RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

- I GUESS WE ARE CURSED NOW TOO THANKS GUYS

This week, Liam becomes immortal for Charlize Theron in The Old Guard before dusting off a Relic to see if it shines. Then in act of uncharacteristic hubris Andy takes on another double header with a rewatch of Band of Brothers before taking a dive into the deep waters of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES DUN DUN DUUUUUUN. SPOOKY TRIVIA TO FOLLOW.

FEATURING

- A COMIC BOOK REMAKE WITH MERIT STONE THE CROWS

- DEPRESSION HAS ITS UPSIDES GUYS WE PROMISE

- THEY DONT MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO

- TAKE IT EASY WITH THE SOUNDTRACK ITS ONLY A DIALOGUE SCENE JESUS

- IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU

- SLEEP TIGHT

This week, after welcoming in a new addition to the CINEMENTALIST crew, Liam and Andy go for the throat with a review of Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, before taking in a bit of culture with There Are No Fakes. Andy takes on conspiracy theories and jumps in logic with a review of Ancient Aliens, before taking a look at Drunk History (American edition) to see how things are going with our much loved ex-colonial cousins. UFO/American history trivia to finish!

(Apologies for audio bumps around half an hour in, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON NOT TO INTERRUPT YOUR PODCAST)

FEATURING

- WILL FERRELS HABIT OF RUINING THINGS

- PIERCE BROSNANS HABIT OF SAVING THINGS

- I JUST WANTED TO BUY A PAINTING MAN

- IF I DO MY HAIR FUNNY CAN I BE A TALKING HEAD TOO

- ALL DRUNK, LITTLE HISTORY

- FLOKI HEADBUTTS ALL