CINEMENTALIST

Hello! In our on-going quest to keep our content up on Patreon (please stop deleting our shit for no reason ok thanks), this week Liam rides out the Mel Gibson hurricane in Force of Nature before celebrating the birthday of a truly great director, the late great Sydney Lumet. Andy takes a reluctant bite of the Apple (hey hey) and finds the delicious juicy fruit by taking a chance on See. Unintentional puns ahoy!

FEATURING

- FILM RELATED NEWS SHOCK HORROR

- MEL GIBSON LOSING HIS GODDAMN MIND

- A MORALLY DUBIOUS STORM

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYDNEY WE HAVE SOME QUOTES

- A SHOT IN THE DARK

- ANDY DEFIES THE CRITICS ONCE MORE

- TYPHOON TRIVIA DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

- YES WE FUCKED UP BY FORGETTING ONE OF OUR FACTS TEN MINUTES AFTER WE SAID IT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WE ARE FOOLS

In another episode of "Patreon swallowed our free podcast and Andy forgot what he wrote"...

THIS WEEK Liam takes a trip to Vietnam with Da 5 Bloods and we discuss the work of Spike Lee before visiting a film that Liam cant stop thinking about (the poor thing), Cache! Andy then takes on new territory by visiting a topic we almost certainly wont visit again...Sport! I know, I know.

FEATURING

- VIETNAMESE HIJINKS

- A SPIKE LEE SHOWDOWN

- ONE OF LIAMS GREAT LOVES

- FAST CARS GO VROOM VROOM

- THESE THINGS BREAK PHYSICS

My we have been busy. This week, Liam in a moment of serendipity reviews a little film named Becky, followed by a film named Shirley....no we're not sure how he did it either. We answer a Stephen King related audience question (our favorite kind) before Andy runs naked through the silliness of The Last Kingdom to see if there might be a good show underneath. Viking facts to finish!

FEATURING

- KEVIN JAMES.......NOPE

- MURDERS MYSTERY AND PLOT

- STEVEN KING RUNDOWN

- UTRED SON OF UTRED SON OF UTRED SON OF UTRED

- A WAILING WOMAN MAKES FOR A WAILING ANDY

- HISTORICAL NERDERY OH GOD WE ARE GOING TO GET EMAILS

This week (after an important plumbing related update), Liam takes a leap into the unknown in The Vast of Night before getting back into more familar serial-killer documentary fare with The Tale of The Grim Sleeper. Andy takes a moonshot at the critics with a review of Space Force, before coming back to Earth with a bump as we discuss SPAAAAAACE TRRRIIIIIIVVIIIIIIAAAAAA. Our favourite kind!

FEATURING

- A STRANGE SIGNAL IN THE NIGHT

- POLICE RACISM? TOPICAL? US?

- THE CRITICS ARE WRONG AGAIN AND ILL TELL YOU WHY

- BEING JOHN MALKOVICH BEING JOHN MALKOVICH

- SPACE ITS RATHER LARGE ISNT IT

- THE ALUMINIUM MAN ON THE MOON

Hello and welcome to another free podcast! This week, Liam continues to wade through the B-movie shite pumped out during these most frustrating of times by tackling Survive the Night, and we run through some of our favorite Bruce Willis films (spoiler: Not this one), before heading into the mysterious world of cults in Wild Wild West. Andy decides a selection box approach is best by reviewing not one, not two but three TV recommendations to keep you going, Rick and Morty, Travel Man and Jeffery Epstein: Filthy RIch inside.

(Apologies for some audio bumps in this one, I'm going to blame.....Donald Trump. As is fashionable and right)

FEATURING

- GROWLY VOICES ARE IN VOGUE AGAIN

- SEX, MONEY, AND ETERNAL HAPPINESS WHERE DO I SIGN UP

- ANDY BREAKING HIS RECORD FOR RAPID FIRE DELIVERY

- CULT TRIVIA HOORAY

- AN OVERWHELMING SENSE OF SATISFACTION DERIVED FROM THE CONSUMPTION OF MEDIA IN BULK FORM

This week, Andy and Liam wonder who the hell cast Tom Hardy in Capone, before Liam takes his first dip into the world of TV by marvelling at who cast Tom Hardy in Taboo. We then go into full guilty pleasure territory as Andy makes an admission that troubles him deeply. Reality TV sucks right? With one notable exception......

FEATURING

- INCOMPREHENSIBLE NOISES

- CAR CRASH FILM MAKING

- EXCELLENT TELEVISION

- THE MANLIEST OF MACHO MEN

- OUR NEW FAVOURITE COCKTAIL

Lets see if this one survives! Hey Patreon supercomputer, I do a whole overly long bit on your sort of shit this week so if it wasn't clear already, we're on to you.....

This week, Liam perfects his accent with Valley Girl before we continue our rapid descent into becoming a true crime podcast by discussing the Zodiac killer in....err....Zodiac. Andy takes a trip into our shared nightmares with the majesty that is Devs, before we round things off with some nice wholesome Serial Killer Trivia. Nice and light this one.....

FEATURING

- THE RUINATION OF THE SONGS YOU LOVE AND BY EXTENSION WESTERN CULTURE

- MURDEROUS MAYHEM

- WHATS INSIDE THE BOX???

- ANDY HAS A MOMENT

- LIAM REVEALS HE KNOWS WAY MORE ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS THAN IS COMFORTABLE JESUS

You know how when you upoad your podcast, and then you check on it a day later and its still there, and then you check on it a week later and Patreon has somehow eaten it? Yeah me too. Fucksticks. APOLOGIES

Would you believe it, we actually get some serious movie business discussion in this week as we discuss streaming and the future of the cinema! I know, we were suprised as well. Liam finds some joy in making fun of Cuck before we get into the meat and potatoes of the phenomenon that is the modern docuseries! Join us as we veer from the sublime to the ridiculous in our epic oddessey of fact based entertainment. The Jinx, Dirty Money and the World According to Jeff Goldblum, all of these delights await you, uh, within...... (sings incoherently)

FEATURING

- MY GOD WE SHOULD BE ON BBC NEWS WHAT PODCAST IS THIS

- CUCK CUCK WHAT THE FUCK

- A MAN WHO MURDERS

- LOTS OF MEN WHO MURDER YOUR BANK BALANCE

- WE REALLY ARE SCREWED ARN'T WE

- OH WAIT HERE COMES JEFF GOLDBLUM 

You know how when you upoad your podcast, and then you check on it a day later and its still there, and then you check on it a week later and Patreon has somehow eaten it? Yeah me too. Fucksticks. APOLOGIES

Would you believe it, we actually get some serious movie business discussion in this week as we discuss streaming and the future of the cinema! I know, we were suprised as well. Liam finds some joy in making fun of Cuck before we get into the meat and potatoes of the phenomenon that is the modern docuseries! Join us as we veer from the sublime to the ridiculous in our epic oddessey of fact based entertainment. The Jinx, Dirty Money and the World According to Jeff Goldblum, all of these delights await you, uh, within...... (sings incoherently)

FEATURING

- MY GOD WE SHOULD BE ON BBC NEWS WHAT PODCAST IS THIS

- CUCK CUCK WHAT THE FUCK

- A MAN WHO MURDERS

- LOTS OF MEN WHO MURDER YOUR BANK BALANCE

- WE REALLY ARE SCREWED ARN'T WE

- OH WAIT HERE COMES JEFF GOLDBLUM

We kick off this week with that rarest of things, a modern streaming action movie that actually might be good! Liam takes a look at Extraction before taking a detour to Belgium for the madness of Bullhead, while Andy decides the world's his oyster by putting Anthony Bourdains Parts Unknown on the pedestal it so richly deserves. We then take a trip to our regularly scheduled tangentally-related movie trivia by way of some of our favourite Vietnam war movies. Fun.

FEATURING

- BANG BANG PUNCH PUNCH WAIT A MINUTE AM I HAVING FUN

- GROWTH HORMONES AND ANGRY MEN

- AN APOLOGY TO BELGIUM

- A LEGACY FOR A LEGEND

- YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE

- REDUX? MORE LIKE REFUCKED

We celebrate lucky number 12 of our free podcasts with a trip to Fantasy Island, go hunting for imaginary friends in Daniel Isn't Here, and head down to Mexico via California to catch up with Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia. Phew! Luckily theres just enough time to take a dive into the underworld with the TV adaptation of What We Do In The Shadows before our poor little brains collapse from all the excitement. Bat! Spooky Vampire trivia to follow....

FEATURING

- NONE OF LIAMS FANTASIES COMING TRUE

- I SWEAR HE WAS STANDING HERE A MINUTE AGO

- PROTO QUENTIN: THE PREQUEL

- AN EXCELLENT CROP OF UNUSUAL NAMES FOR ANDY HES SO GOOD AT IT

- AN APOLOGY TO CHINA

- MORE CROWD PLEASING IRREVERANT NONSENSE