This week we disappear into the ether with the Invisible Man, down a greasy burger (remember those?) in The Founder, before Andy takes a dive into the increasingly unfunny world of Arrested Development, god rest its soul. Oh, and we break our record for most names fucked up in a single podcast. Fun!

FEATURING

- HALF A GOOD FILM

- WHY CANT ALL BIOPICS STAR MICHAEL KEATON

- A BLUTH BREAKDOWN

- ANDYS DOUBLE ANALOGY FUCK UP

- FICTIONAL FAMILY FACT FRENZY

Here you go internet, the first free episode of the CINEMENTALIST podcast. This week, we depress the fuck out of Liam and disappoint our families with our language as we discuss the travesty that is Gemini Man, the slow death of James Bond and more besides.....

This week, we get our eyes all Bloodshot, revisit a Joaquin before he was a Joker, and Andy picks a fight with the critics because they're wrong I tell you, wrong! Mythic Quest: Ravens Arsehole and Another Life inside.... 

FEATURING

- VIN DIESEL AS A GRUFF ACTION MAN NO WAY

- JOAQUIN PHOENIX AS A SCARY WEIRDO NO WAY

- ROB MCELHENNEY MAKES A MISTAKE

- WATCH ANOTHER LIFE I WANT SEASON 2

- FUN FILM FLOP FACTS

We continue our live streaming rampage with a look inside a creepy Vivarium, a dive into Deep Cover, and Andy bites off more than he can chew with not one, but two TV of the weeks.....beware of tigers, mulleted rednecks and genuine insanity!

(Audios a lot better this week, apologies for the odd pop or click, remote streaming is tons of fun to mix!)

FEATURING

- UNCANNY VALLEYS

- JEFF GOLDBLUM AS JEFF GOLDBLUM PLAYING JEFF GOLDBLUM

- CRUISE SHIP NIGHTMARES

- TIGER YOGA SEX CULTS OH MY

- GENUINE DEATH DRAMA AND DANGER OR PERHAPS SOME FACTS INSTEAD

This week we attempt something we've never done before (and hope won't become the new norm) by recording remotely and sounding like washed-out drunken robots. Join us in praying for our internet connections as we eviscerate the Hunt, before taking on Jaws, Rambo and Rocky in quick succession lest our gently rotting brains collapse. Oh, and Andy reviews the Expanse (with gentle spoiler, clearly marked), because spaceships!

(Audios a bit wanky at points in this one, we know)

FEATURING

- EVEN DENNIS CAN'T SAVE IT

- SEQUELS? FUCK EM

- OVERLY HUNG MEN

- SCI-FI SPOILERS no honestly its the only way it makes sense

We're still alive! Take advantage of this fact with a lovely podcast about Daniel Radcliffe in prison, a sleepy doctor, badly written space adventures and a yo ho ho and a bottle of rum....

FEATURING

- SOME SERIOUS FILM CRITIQUE FOR ONCE

- A BRIEF INTERLUDE AS WE TRY AND REMEMBER THE NAME OF A WOMAN WITH A HAT

- OUR FIRST EVER AUDIENCE EMAIL! HELLO BLANK

- WANT SCI-FI? BEST I CAN DO IS A SHIRTLESS PHIL MITCHELL

- REAL LIFE PRISON ESCAPES or ARE YOU THE SAME DRESS SIZE AS YOUR WIFE

This week, we barricade down against the incoming apocalypse with our usual subtlety as we discuss: THE CORONAVIRUS: What should I be watching? Join us for a rundown of viruses, outbreak films and the inevitable zombie invasion.

Also, Andy struggles to love a man named Barry. We know.

FEATURING:

- OUR CONTINUED GYWNETH BASHING

- PRONOUNCING CILLIAN WRONG (TWICE!)

- ANDYS NOW NOT SO SECRET ZOMBIE PLAN

- OUTBREAK TRIVIA!

This week, Andy and Liam set about crucifying a man and his dog, exalting Russian Superman and discussing the merits of the afterlife in The Good Place. Also, we decide that last weeks trivia was too dark, so this week, cannibalism!

FEATURING

- WOOF WOOF WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP

- STALINS MERITS AS A FATHER FIGURE

- ANDY SAYING BRIGHT AND BREEZY FAR TOO OFTEN FOR COMFORT

- HUNGRY? LET US RUIN THAT FOR YOU

Aaaaannnd.....we're live! Join us as we discuss the Oscars, realise we haven't seen enough films and decide to rip on Jouaquin and John Wayne instead because for some reason thats how we work. Oh and Liam reviews Parasite, Andy bangs on about Vikings, and a good time was had by all.

NOW FEATURING

- IMPROVED AUDIO

- FREQUENT FOUL LANGUAGE

- OCCASIONAL DESCENT INTO NERDERY

Join us for our belated New Years roundup! After an impromptu royal rant from Liam, we discuss the great and the good from 2019, including Joker, The Irishman, Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and more...

(Apologies for the occasional dodgy audio in this one, that occasional rumbling you can hear is me banging my head against the table in an attempt to drown out the existential dread of speaking to the internet)