CINEMENTALIST

BONJOURNO. This week, after we decide its time to stop talking about Mission Impossible for a variety of reasons, Liam gets going on a review of Ted Bundys latest.....I mean the latest film about Ted Bundy, No Man of God. Then, Hugh Jackman goes INSIDE HIS OWN ARSE I mean mind in Reminiscence. Meanwhile, Andy would normally do some TV of the week but instead has found a film he must talk about: The Tomorrow War. Indulge him, wont you?

FEATURING

- ROYALS GET JOBS: NATION SHOCKED

- ELIJAH WOOD DOES SOME ELIJAH WOOD

- HUGH JACKMAN THINKS HES DECKARD: HE ISNT

- A FILM THAT HAS LEFT ME STUNNED: THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

- MEMOOORRIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

LOOK ITS US AGAIN HOORAY. This week, after yet another Tom Cruise update, Liam decides we are having an Irish week with a review of The Boys from County Hell, before confronting a green knight in the film, err, The Green Knight. Andy meanwhile has been freezing off his proverbials in deepest darkest Canada with a review of Bad Blood. So that should be fun! Canadian trivia for dessert, you lucky media gluttons you. KEEP YOUR FORK.

FEATURING

- TOM CRUISE BLOWS UP MORE OF THE UK: NOBODY CARES

- SOME IRISH LADS HAVE SOME IRISH FUN

- LIAM LANDS ON SOME PRONUNCIATION AND STICKS WITH IT

- BAD BLOOD: ANDY HAS SOME OPINIONS

- CANADA HAS LESS GRAVITY. YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT.

Oh look its us again! This week, after a bunch of Film and TV news because we have a format goddammit and we're sticking to it, Liam kicks us off with a review of Don't Breathe 2 followed by a look at the latest Netflix hit, Beckett. Andy meanwhile has fallen in love with a big burly man and he's proud of it, so check out his review of Hit and Run for all the juicy details. Yes.

FEATURING

- A DISCUSSION OF FILM STARS SALARIES - JEALOUSY EDITION

- A NASTY MAN IS REVEALED TO BE QUITE ALRIGHT REALLY

- A SURPRISING REVELATION

- A NEW PIECE OF MEDIA THAT ISNT TRYING TO BE JOHN WICK THANK GOD

- SPECIAL FORCES TRIVIA OR ANDY SCRUBS HIS INTERNET HISTORY

And we're back in the room! This week, after our usual dose of film news, we decide to screw with the format entirely as Liam kicks us off with a TV of the week, La Mante, before donning his saucepan helmet and defending himself from The Forever Purge. Andy meanwhile hasn't had time to watch much telly, so removes himself from his usual position and reviews Jungle Cruise instead. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WE'RE SCARED. Normal service will resume shortly. Promise.

FEATURING

- KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON CASTS EVERY AMERICAN ACTOR EVER

- AN UNUSUAL MOTHER SON RELATIONSHIP

- CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? THE PURGE THINKS SO BLESS

- THE ROCK GOES UP THE RIVER - JACK WHITEHALL FALLS ON HIS ARSE

- MAGIC KINGDOM TRIVIA - POOH FOR PRESIDENT EDITION

A day late, but never a dollar short! Yes, after a laptop explosion, a new episode of your favourite Film and TV review podcast, right? Please say yes. This week, Liam kicks us off with reviews of Old and, my God, the latest Fast and Furious entry, F9 (no one was more suprised than me). TV of the week? I'm so glad you asked! Andy puts on his lab coat and  goes deep into the minds of serial killers with a look at, err, Mindhunter. Stunts and stunt perfomer trivia to finish! WE'RE BACK BABY.

FEATURING

- BRENDAN FRASER 2: THE REVENGE

- AN M.NIGHT SHYAMALAN FILM, WITH ALL THAT ENTAILS

- WE ATTEMPT TO GUESS THE PLOT OF F9 AND SUCCEED

- WE HAVE GAZED INTO THE ABYSS: IT WAS FUN!

- TRIVIA: WORLDS TOUGHEST WOMAN EDITION

My God, its full of stars! This week we find ourselves in a super positive mood as we review and dissect a plethora of excellent new content! Liam kicks us off with a review of the latest Nic Cage piece, Pig, before taking a look at Mads Mikkelsens Riders of Justice. Andy meanwhile has been off on his holidays to some lovely French woods for a review of Black Spot, before getting all filthy minded with a peep at Veep. See what I did there? Better than Buzzfeed, innit?

FEATURING

- A NEW PREDATOR? ANYONE ELSE NERVOUS?

- A MAN AND HIS PIG: A LOVE STORY FOR A MODERN AGE

- TRAINS: NEVER TRUSTED 'EM

- THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE TREES AND ITS FRENCH

- SCATHING WIT AND FAR FROM SHIT: THE DELIGHTS OF VEEP

Hello and welcome to the heatwave podcast! Listen with delight as two sweaty men tell you what they think of media in a hot room while trying desperately not to pass out. Fun! This week, Liam puts on his pilgrim garb and takes a look at the final installment of the Fear Street series, before going for a Sean Bean miniseries hot take on Time. Andy meanwhile reviews the latest Marvel tie in, Loki, before donning his balaclava for a look at Heist. Heisty trivia to finish hooray!

FEATURING

- DODGY ACCENTS - CERTAINLY SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER FIND US DOING

- SEAN BEAN HAS A BAD TIME ON THE INSIDE

- ANDY STEELS HIMSELF FOR THE MCU BACKLASH

- COPS AND ROBBERS AND GUNS AND STUFF

- THE WORST OUTRO WE'VE EVER DONE HELP WE'RE MELTING

Hola! This week, after some film news about a lady who very much likes her car, Liam continues his run of spooky Netflix releases with a look at Fear Street Part 2: 1978, before strapping on his best holster for a review of Gunpowder Milkshake. Andy meanwhile takes a deep breath and attempts to explain the twisted, the convoluted, the utterly brilliant The Innocent for his slice of TV of the Week. Spanish film trivia to finish, which leads to some interesting runs of pronunciation. Please tell us how badly we did.

FEATURING

- HONK MY HORN AND TURN ME ON

- SPOOKY GOINGS ON - A DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT

- EVERY FILM IS JOHN WICK NOW ISNT THAT NICE

- A MAN ATTEMPTS TO HAVE AN ORDINARY LIFE: LIFE SAYS NO

- A HERCULEAN ATTEMPT TO SPEAK SPANISH FLUENTLY BY A NON-SPANISH SPEAKER

Spooky goings-on, Kelsey Grammer, Kate Winslet and a good old murder docuseries. What more could you possibly want from your friendly neighborhood CINEMENTALISTS? This week, Liam checks out Fear Street Part One:1994, and gets all deep and meaningful with a look at The God Committee. Andy meanwhile travels to Pennysylvania for a date with Kate Winslet in a review of Mare of Easttown, before heading off to lovely old Ireland for a run down on Sophie: A Murder in West Cork. R.L. Stine trivia to finish, oh he's kooky and he's spooky and he......writes a good story? I know, I know. Rubbish.

FEATURING

- AN OPENING DISCUSSION ON THE EUROS GOD HELP US THIS IS NOT OUR FORTE

- CANNES FILM FESTIVAL ATTENDEES SPIT IN TUBES: A CINEMENTALIST EXCLUSIVE

- CREEPY, SPOOKY, AND SURPRISINGLY AVERAGE

- KELSEY GRAMMER HAS THE WEIGHT OF A FILM ON HIS SHOULDERS

- KATE WINSLET TRANSFORMS - WE ARE IMPRESSED

- ANDY SAYS SLINE INSTEAD OF STINE IN THE TRIVIA HOLY HELL I HATE EDITING

Oh look! Its us again! This week, after the tale of the worlds angriest pet and some film based news, Liam stays vewy vewy quiet for a film review. Hunting wabbits? No, its A Quiet Place Part 2 of course, you silly goose. Also a review of Gaia, which sounds genuinely insane. Andy meanwhile straps himself in for some adult animation (wahey) with a review of Invincible, and some super clearly telegraphed spoilers you can easily skip. You wont miss them coming, we promise. You'll see why.

FEATURING

- ANDY CHASES THE DRAGON

- LIAM TRIES TO EXPLAIN A GUARDTOWER ON A RAILWAY LINE

- A MULTIPLE HEADED FUNGUS BEAST WHAT THE CHRIST

- OMNI-MAN AND THE TALE OF THE QUESTIONABLE COPYRIGHT

- USING A TIMER LIVE ON A PODCAST: A HALF-ARSED APPROACH TO SPOILERS

- 80's AND 90's SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON TRIVIA FOR DESSERT