CINEMENTALIST

OH YES ITS US. This week, Liam takes great lengths to explain the meaning of Licorice Pizza, before taking on a Netflix film (here we go again) requel, sequel.....thing with a look at Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yes its new. No we don't know why either. Meanwhile Andy has been brushing up on his Finnish and failing miserably with a review of Bordertown, in which a genius detective is all detectivey and clever. Heartwarming Finn trivia to finish, with an unexpected diversion.....

FEATURING

- WE MENTIONED IT ONCE, BUT WE THINK WE GOT AWAY WITH IT

- VINYL WILL NEVER LOOK THE SAME AGAIN

- LEATHERFACE LOOKS ILL

- A PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME

- AN UNEXPECTED DISCUSSION OF BATHROOM HABITS

100 EPISODES! Yes, we've been around far longer than you expected. No we are not stopping. THE CINEMENTALIST TRAIN CONTINUES. This week, Liam dusts off his old fedora and heads for the cinema for a look at Uncharted, before getting all dark and interesting (us? Never!) with a review of Catch the Fair One. Andy meanwhile has been in space with an old friend....two of them actually, with a review of The Book of Boba Fett. WE'RE HERE, WE REVIEW STUFF, GET USED TO IT. Please.

FEATURING

- 100 EPISODES AND A WOKE DRAGON

- TOM HOLLAND JUMPS AROUND A LOT FOR REASONS

- A BOXER THAT CAN ACT, AND OTHER SUCH SURPRISES

- THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT OR: A SHOW HIDDEN WITHIN ANOTHER SHOW

- LIAM REVEALS HIS FAVOURITE CURSE WORD. YES ITS THAT ONE. BRACE YOURSELVES.

OH BOY OH BOY ITS US. This week, after we thoroughly annoy both Joe Rogan and Bruce Willis (yes we are in mortal danger thanks for asking), Liam kicks us off with a review of silly men doing silly things in Jackass Forever, before getting all intriguing with a look at KIMI. Andy reveals he's been doing the documentary dance again, with rundowns on The Tinder Swindler and Real Detective. Feature packed? YOU BLOODY BET.

FEATURING

- CINEMENTALIST ANNOYS TWO TOUGH GUYS: COME AT ME BRO

- JACKASS FOREVER: SCARY SILLY

- ALEXA, MAKE ME A MOVIE. NO NOT MICKEY ROONEY YOU PIECE OF SH

- THE PERILS OF DATING A MAN WITH A PRIVATE JET

- GENERAL JACKASSERY AND A LAST MINUTE REVELATION

Hello, we are CINEMENTALIST and we are having a week! After some news, in which we decide the news is boring, Liam kicks us off with a review of Memoria, before going all action hero/bin-man with a look at Clean. Meanwhile, Andy has been watching The Woman who sits in The Window with her head up her....you know the one. HE HAS THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS LETS FIND OUT WHAT THOSE ARE.

FEATURING

- LIAM HATES THE NEWS

- A LOUD BANG IN COLUMBIA: NOT AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS

- ADRIAN BRODY WRITES THE THEME TUNE, SINGS THE THEME TUNE

- A PARODY STRUGGLES TO DECIDE IF ITS A PARODY

- UNEXPLAINED NOISES OR: ALTERNATIVE TITLES FOR THIS PODCAST

A BIG ONE. This week, after an intro that a certain pretentious bell-end will not enjoy, we take on some of the biggest hitters available for your viewing pleasure! Liam breaks out the popcorn with reviews of The Matrix: Resurrections and Nightmare Alley, before Andy straps on his Korean space-suit and takes a lovely trip to the moon in a review of The Silent Sea. ARE YOU EXCITED I'M EXCITED.

FEATURING

- JARED LETO WONT LISTEN TO THIS: PROBABLY FOR THE BEST

- A REBOOT BLOWS OUR MINDS: ALSO BLOWS IN GENERAL

- THE AMAZING ELECTRIC WOMAN

- KOREAN SPACE HORROR - UPSIDE DOWN SPACESHIPS

- THE MOON IS SHRINKING -  TRULY THE END TIMES

BRACE YOURSELF, ITS US AGAIN. This week, after Liam expresses displeasure at his new title and we deliver your usual dose of film news, we kick things off with reviews of two cinematic big-hitters, Scream and The Tragedy of Macbeth. Andy meanwhile takes on the latest Netflix hit, Stay Close, and finds that its weird. I mean, really, really weird. Fun!

FEATURING

- LAST MINUTE TITLE CHANGES: CINEMENTALIST DISAPPROVES

- META STABBY STABBY IS OK, AUDIENCE SHOCKED

- A BIT OF CULTURE FOR ONCE

- GRIMY POLICE THRILLER MEETS NEON FEVER DREAM - WHAT

- SHAKESPEARE TRIVIA BECAUSE WE'RE HIGHBROW NOW

GUESS WHO GOT THE ALL CLEAR. Yes, we are back, feeling positive, testing negative, and fighting fit....sort of. This week, Liam has an awkward conversation in a review of Mass, and recieves a lovely surprise in the form of Last Looks. Andy meanwhile has been watching regular old telly while slowly dying on his sofa, but The Tourist was on, so I guess he's reviewing that. AUSTRALIA TRIVIA TO FINISH I TELL YOU WHAT.

FEATURING

- WE'RE BACK, AND SLIGHTLY FUCKED

- A FILM ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS: A CHEERY SUBJECT

- MEL GIBSON DOES A BRITISH ACCENT, AND I NEED TO SEE THIS FILM

- TWO PLANKS OF WOOD SPOIL OTHERWISE GOOD SHOW

- G'DAY MATE, AND OTHER WAYS TO MAKE AUSTRALIANS HATE YOU

Hello! Yes, we are still alive, and yes, we are recovering nicely, although still testing positive which is wonderful WHEN DOES IT BLOODY END. In the meantime, why not enjoy an episode recorded before the super-flu invaded our systems. A simpler time, when Liam reviewed Rose Plays Julie and The Ghoul, and Andys biggest concern was whether the second season of The Witcher was any good. MEMORIES.

FEATURING

- PRE-FLU BANTER REMEMBER THAT

- REFERENCES TO WHAT A LOVELY NEW YEAR IT WAS GOING TO BE

- TWO HEAVY FILMS FROM LIAM ISNT THAT NICE

- ANDY GOES ALL SWORDS AND SORCERY REMEMBER THAT

- HEALTH: TURNS OUT ITS UNDERATED

MERRY FOOKIN XMAS. Welcome to Schrodingers Christmas Episode, in which we both discuss quite a lot of the holiday season and also review media that has absolutely nothing to do with it, because we're CINEMENTALIST and we do stuff like that. Fun! This week, Liam gets his teeth into House of Gucci, before going all horror with a look at The Dark and the Wicked, in which there are no jingle bells indeed. Andy meanwhile has been busying himself with some docu-entertainment, with reviews of Dig Deeper: The Disappearance of Birgit Meier, Tiger King 2 and Tiger King: The Doc Antle story. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire....

FEATURING

- A CHRISTMAS EPISODE, AND YET, NOT

- ITALIAN ACCENTS GONE WILD

- THE SCARY AND THE SCARIER

- A GERMAN DETECTIVE AND SOME TIGER NUTS

- XMAS TRIVIA: AND NOW I'VE RUINED THE SURPRISE

OH LOOK ITS CINEMENTALIST. This week, after an apology for illness, we crack on with all the latest film news and reviews! FIrst up, Liam has a lovely plate of Lamb to share with you all, before a look at Bendydick Cumberwangs latest, The Power of the Dog. Andy meanwhile has been mostly deaf for the past week, so eschews his usual TV spot for a look at a little documentary called Voyeur. Close your curtains. He's out there.

FEATURING

- AN APOLOGY WE LOVE THOSE

- THE BODY OF A GIRL, THE HEAD OF A SHEEP. YES.

- BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH APPEARS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

- PEEKING THROUGH WINDOWS: STILL BETTER THAN BEING AN ARSE

- CUMBERTRIVIA. FOR THE CUMBERFANS.