CINEMENTALIST

Oh look its us! PRESS THE BUTTON YOU FOOLS. This week, Liam braves the horrors of discount retail with a review of Black Friday, before getting all nostalgic with a look at a new update to a modern classic, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Andy meanwhile has been making good use of Liams holiday time by catching up with Succession. Yes, its a big one folks. Many opinions inside...

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- FILMS THAT TEST THE HUMAN BLADDER: DISCUSS

- A SHOPPING SPREE AND A KILLING SPREE: NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE

- 'BUSTIN MAKES US FEEL GOOD

- TURNS OUT OLD SHAKEY MAY HAVE LEARNT SOME NEW TRICKS

- BILLIONAIRE TRIVIA: DEPRESS YOURSELF EDITION

Aaaaaannd we're back! Yes, Liam has returned from his holidays, just in time for a bumper edition of our beloved podcast where we review some very big hitters indeed. First up, Liam sinks his teeth into Ridley Scotts latest with a look at The Last Duel, before going all indie with a review of Bull. Andy decides it is indeed time to die, with a review of....No Time to Die. Yes, he went there. Yes he has some opinions. Yes they are in here. Enjoy!

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- LIAMS BEEN MAKING EVERYBODY NERVOUS

- A DISAPPOINTING OPENING WEEKEND DOES NOT A DISAPPOINTING FILM MAKE

- A NASTY MAN AND A VERY BIG TWIST

- JAMES BOND IN HIS BONDIEST BOND FILM GOES BOND

- A TALE OF TWO TOPLESS LADIES AND AN UMBRELLA. YES.

ITS HALLLOOWWEEEEEN. Or it was. Ahem. Yes, due to our "unique" production schedule, we are in fact releasing a sort-of-Halloween themed episode on the 2nd of November. It's that sort of beautiful incompetence that pays the bills, we tell ya! Anyway, Liam reviews Halloween Kills, because he had to, before taking a look at a lady who very much loves her car. Quite literally. Andy decides that comedy murder mysteries must fit the bill and takes on Only Murders in the Building, before we crack on with some classic CINEMENTALIST horror movie trivia! Oh yes we did.

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- WE DISCUSS THAT THING THAT HAPPENED

- LIAM TAKES ON THE FAMOUS STABBY MAN

- A WOMAN TAKES PLEASURE FROM A MACHINE

- THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER, APPARENTLY

- A FILM STAR IS PAYED IN FRUIT BASKETS: NOW WE'RE TALKING!

Do you like films? MY GOD ITS FULL OF THEM. This week, Liam goes right for the biggest fish in the lake with a long awaited review of what is quite possibly the biggest movie of the year: Dune, finally reviewed inside. Also Copshop, because despite Andys protestations he hasn't seen any Frank Grillo yet and he bloody well should. Speaking of Andy, he takes a break from his regular TV of the week segment for a big movie release instead, and yes, it is indeed The Suicide Squad. FIND OUT WHAT WE THINK ITS FULL OF OPINIONS ALL THIS.

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- THROWING SHADE AT JOHN WICK

- DUNEY DUNEY DUNE DUNE: THE CINEMENTALIST VERDICT

- FRANK GRILLO GETS HIMSELF IN TROUBLE AGAIN

- ANDY CALLS RICK FLAG RIK FLAIR ONCE AND DOESN'T NOTICE DAMMIT

- DUNE TRIVIA: SAND BASED FACTS

Very much like Sesame Street, we have decided on a word of the week, and this week kids, its THPOOKY! Liam kicks us off with a review of Coming Home in the Dark, before going all creepy with a take on Night House. Andy decides its time to visit a show people have been recommending him for years with a review of Dark, because occasionally he caves to peer pressure (see what I did there) and also its supposed to be good. FIND OUT INSIDE ALSO GERMAN TRIVIA BECAUSE WE CAN.

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- A VERY QUICK FILM NEWS BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE

- A COUPLE TRAVEL THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE I HOPE EVERYTHING TURNS OUT OK

- SPOOKY GOINGS ON AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE FRIGHT

- ANDY ASSAULTS THE MOST DIFFICULT PLOT SET-UP OF HIS LIFE

- WE TALK ABOUT BEER AND SAUSAGES: SORRY GERMANY

WINTER IS COMING. This week, after a chat about subtitles and a debate about the usefulness of a French news website, Liam prepares himself for a dive back into the shady world of The Sopranos in a look at The Many Saints of Newark, before preparing himself for absolute madness with a look at Introspectum Motel. No I hadn't heard of it either. Andy meanwhile has been putting on his deerstalker hat and polishing his crime-solving spectacles in a review of The Chestnut Man. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy? No? Fine. Be like that then. Wait come back we need you.

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- IDRIS ELBA AND JAY-Z MAKE A WESTERN

- A BELOVED CLASSIC RECEIVES A PREQUEL - YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SAYS LIAM - BECAUSE I LIKE IT

- THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER: AND SOME CHESTNUTS

- MOB TRIVIA - THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE PROBABLY

Why look, its two grumpy Englishmen! Shall we hear what they have to say children? Are you sitting comfortably? This week, after a weirdly Christmassy intro that makes no sense whatsoever, Liam tackles two Netlfix finds in the form of Surge and Intrusion. Andy finally gets the chance to review something hes been waiting patiently for, as yes, Reservation Dogs has finally concluded! Verdict inside. Native American trivia? Are we mad? Yes. Yes we are.

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- LIAM MAKES A FESTIVE ADMISSION

- A MAN LOSES HIS SHIT, IN A FILM THIS TIME

- HOME INVASION IN CINEMA: WE APPROVE, SORT OF

- A NATIVE AMERICAN MASTERPIECE: MAN FALLS OFF HORSE

- WE LEARN THE ORIGINS OF SOME WORDS OH BOY

Hello you! This week, after Andy explains that his spine has ceased to function and he is therefore a mere shell of a man, we crash into a catastrophic bout of film news. Slow week? You betcha! However, we aim to redeem ourselves with some excellent reviews. Liam gets stuck in to the Card Counter, before going all smashy bangy with a look at Bartkowiak. Andy steels himself, downs some painkillers and gets going on a truly epic explanation of the latest Netflix darling, Squid Game. Are you sitting comfortably? YOU'D BETTER BE.

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- ALL THE NEWS THAT ISNT HAPPENING

- A BIG GAMBLE PAYS OFF

- POLISH ACTION THRILLER? THE VERDICT MAY SURPRISE YOU

- SQUID GAME: ANDY BEGINS A COLOSSAL EXPLANATION

- KOREAN TRIVIA: DO NOT GET ACCUSED OF A CRIME IN KOREA

DO YOU WANT A PODCAST? WELL GUESS WHAT. This week, after we have a big old discussion about the latest Film and TV news, Liam gets us going with a review of James Wans latest, Malignant, before visiting our old buddy Nic Cage for a look at Prisoners of the Ghostland. Andy meanwhile decides its high time he visited the Netflix top ten list once again for a review of the latest phenomenon, Clickbait. Trivia you ask? Well its bloody Nic Cage isnt it. The man is a font of madness.

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- ANDY LAUNCHES AN ASSAULT ON CHRIS PRATT

- LIAM HOPES FOR HORROR AND INSTEAD FINDS THE SILLY

- NIC CAGE PRETENDS HE'S A SAMURAI

- A HUGE RANT DISGUISED AS A REVIEW: GUESS WHICH ONE

- A MAN DOES DRUGS WITH HIS CAT: THE RELENTLESS MYSTIQUE OF MR CAGE

DING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, standing on your digital doorstep and clawing at your virtual front door to be let in. This week, after some Matrix trailer chat, Liam treads nervously into the abyss that is a remake of one of his all time favourites, Candyman, before doing a Netflix deep dive and coming up trumps with Red Dot. Andy meanwhile is off for some fun in the sun with a review of HBOs latest hit series, White Lotus. What could possibly go wrong?

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- KEANU REEVES COULD DO WITH A HAIRCUT, SAYS LONG HAIRED PODCAST HOST

- THE CANDYMAN STRIKES TWICE: WHERE ARE MY SWEETS

- CAMPING IN SWEDEN: A TERRIFYING ORDEAL APPARENTLY

- ANDY TIES HIMSELF IN PLOT TWISTS BUT COMES OUT SWINGING

- HAWAII - SPAM LOVERS REUNITED