We now interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to Free Britney.

She made it through 2007 and landed squarely in an oppressive conservatorship that has dictated every factor of her life and every fibre of her being for 13 years. This week, we're analysing the statement Britney Spears delivered to Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Brenda Penny, and we have questions and an abundance of hot takes.

Theme music:

Mystery Sax by Kevin MacLeod

Link: filmmusic.io/song/4108-mystery-sax

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/