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🎙️ Today's show is a wild ride through the absurd and the hilarious! 🚀

First off, no Lara today. Want to know why? Tune in and find out. (Hint: It’s not what you think.) Plus, guess what? I'm 45 now—old AF! 🎉 I finally got that damn vasectomy, so no Hawk Tuah for me this week. Speaking of Hawk Tuah, seriously, what does that even mean?

And if you thought your irrational fears were bad, wait till you hear about the amusement ride from hell that’s turning people’s nightmares into reality in Oregon. Buckle up, it’s going to be a doozy.

Catch the show every Monday Wednesday and live every Friday at 5pm on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, Rumble, LinkedIn, and most importantly, MikeyPodcast.com.

00:28 - Introduction

02:14 - Aftershock Festival Survival Kit

03:30 - Disney Trip Fund

06:29 - Explaining Vasectomy

15:53 - Music and Needle

16:06 - Needle Size

16:23 - Cutting Start

16:31 - Pressure Experince

17:11 - Painful Process

18:02 - Laser Experience

18:09 - Smell Concern

19:26 - Sewing and Bruise

20:09 - Sensitive Testicle

21:12 - Small Talk

22:04 - Post-Procedure Awkwardness

23:23 - Awkward Medical Interaction

24:56 - Uncomfortable Conversation

25:57 - Excruciating Pain

29:37 - Recovery Experience

32:16 - Vasectomy Pain

35:53 - Outing to Target

36:06 - Midlife Crisis

49:18 - Drinking a smoothie

49:38 - Airplane grenade incident

49:57 - Roller coaster accident

50:45 - Porn hub blocked

51:09 - Signing off