Ian’s gone, Jen’s digging chicken out of her teeth, and somehow that is still not the weirdest thing that happens here.

Stroke opens up about serious liver issues, Mayo Clinic testing, and the kind of stress that makes everybody shut up for five whole seconds. Naturally the show copes with that information by writing a song about him getting a black man’s liver and becoming better at basketball.

From there it gets right back to being deeply stupid in the most professional way possible, with dating app confessions, a possible Sacramento little person hooker investigation, Florida maniacs, pubes getting thrown at a sleeping woman on a train, and a grandma screaming about a room that smells like c*m.

It’s supportive, reckless, gross, and somehow heartfelt, which is basically the only way this show knows how to function.

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This week the show gets told it’s popular enough to monetize but apparently too dangerous to trust with ad money, which honestly feels pretty on-brand.

From there it somehow turns into random listeners asking the cast for cash like everybody’s secretly sitting on drug money.

Then the comments roll in, Stroke finally addresses the panic about his future on the show, and Jen brings in news that includes train wrecks, Lego theft with pasta decoys, and a protest movement called Operation Dildo Blitz because civilization has clearly stopped trying.

By the end, they’re giving life advice to people with terrible relationship problems and playing Craigslist games no one should ever win.

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We start off with the show shamelessly celebrating its top 3% status, which of course immediately turns into mocking radio hype, trying to decode whatever dumb TikTok slang “you the birthday” is, and somehow sliding straight into childhood trauma and stepdad roll call.

Then Florida shows up like it always does, with a doctor yanking the wrong organ out of a guy, a drunk idiot throwing beer bottles at a three-year-old, and a minivan pervert calmly explaining he jerks off in traffic because he “gets horny sometimes.”

Right when that already feels broken enough, the show gets live breaking news that Stockton Boulevard’s alleged tiny street legend Tay Money just requested into the private group, and naturally that goes exactly where you think it does.

After that it’s dumb product roulette, confessions about everything from metalcore prayer pits to cuck behavior and military kills, then a Digital Dump full of titty boxing and a bat fight in a suspiciously nice neighborhood.

By the end they’re arguing over whether awful parents should make a 12-year-old pay her own way to Cuba and whether a miserable old dog should be put down, so really this one covers the full emotional spectrum from stupid to extremely stupid.

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Everyone’s back, Jenn’s slightly less white, Stroke’s slightly less emotionally stable, and we’re somehow “America’s most gun-friendly show”!

We go from Garth Brooks being a “fucking murderer” to arguing whether you’d rather get teabagged on life support or hammered in the skull, which is exactly the kind of ethical debate this show is built for. 

There’s an update on the school board creep telling a student “God, you’re hot” on camera, a FEMA dude who swears he teleported into a Waffle House, and a Pennsylvania genius who blew himself up with a homemade pipe bomb “to entertain guests” that never came. 

We’ve got a couple original songs like “Fuck You Jerry” and “Stroke and the Transformers,”. 

We also take some time to ruin the lives of our Facebook followers by raining on their pathetic parades, including a girl living in a shed and a guy who thinks eating one meal a day is a personality trait. 

Also, somebody put Sprite in ramen on purpose and Vince could eat corn on the cob through a chain-link fence (IYKYK)

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Welcome back to America’s Loudest Podcast, where we open the show literally waving guns around on camera and somehow that’s not even the most unhinged part of the hour. 

We go from “I sleep next to a gun on the couch just in case” to debating poop knives like they’re a legitimate household tool. 

Somewhere between declaring ourselves America’s fattest podcast, talking about poop particles on your toothbrush, and deciding whether having sex with a blow-up doll of yourself is “gay” or “gay as fuck,”…

Then we slide into Florida-or-Not madness: school board creeps calling underage girls “hot,” arson over macaroni and cheese, attic meth goblins falling through ceilings, and a McDonald’s cookie heist on Easter because of course it was. 

Ian drops his very biased Top 10 Power Ballads list and the digital dump serves up planes hitting cars, Walmart brawls, jet ski stupidity, and a stoned idiot driving with a traffic light stuck to his car. 

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2N Jenn bailed to Mexico and left the three of us to maintain this flaming circus, so obviously we opened with Florida mugshots of the ugliest prostitutes on planet Earth and a “pimp” who looks like he manages a Dollar General, not a stable. 

Somewhere between calling one of them a hobbit and realizing the guy looks exactly like Mikey’s cousin Jeremy, we decided “I fuck hookers” should probably be a shirt, then got distracted by our AI-generated thumbnail making Mikey the star and branding Jen as “100% whiting.” 

Easter somehow turned into resurrection-weekend hooker arrests, zombie Jesus radio trouble, Elvis pube collections at Ripley’s, and whether Marilyn Monroe’s bush would need lamination. 

Then we slid straight into voicemails and comments about Monster Mash maybe being an orgy, Medusa’s snake bush, dogs getting stuck during sex, substitute teachers getting wrecked by teenagers, stripper tipping economics, and whether it’s gay to rail a blow-up doll of yourself. 

We still squeezed in bad relationship advice about a road-warrior promotion, a custody mess with a nine-year-old and a cold step-girlfriend, plus Craigslust gems like “birthday pegging and cum clean-up” and people proudly into water sports and humiliation cosplay. 

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We made it to episode 83 and somehow you freaks are still here, which honestly raises more questions about your childhood than ours. 

We start off realizing half this show is about dicks and meat curtains, and the other half is us yelling at you to stop crying about six bucks for uncensored video while you’re out there raw-dogging Starbucks like it’s oxygen. 

Jenn’s planning an all‑inclusive Mexico trip, finds out via DNA test that she is weapon‑grade white, and immediately gets demoted to “Whitey”.

We rip on another podcasts host and his extremely shiny head, talk about meteors blowing up over Cleveland, middle schoolers stabbing people, kids wrecking cars and hiding air fryer parts, oh and old ladies in Depends still getting moist with a little help from everyones friend, lube

We’ve also got your demented comments, damn problems about deepfake porn, and wrap it all up with a game of “Bass Akwards Songs” to help wipe your brain clean of everything you just heard. 

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Apparently if we miss one Thursday, some guy named Rob turns into the Patreon hall monitor and writes a breakup letter because “life” getting in the way is just an excuse… so naturally the show vaporizes him. 

Ian decides single people at four‑tops should tip 30%, admits he doesn’t tip bartenders for just opening a beer, and the whole show spends 20 minutes explaining to him that he’s the problem, not the customer. 

Somewhere in there you learn about koala chlamydia, slutty ladybugs, gay orcas, Alaskan pee‑frogs, and a worm that might already be living in your eyeball. 

And just when your brain is melting, the confessions show up with lunch‑break sock masturbation and “why am I always gay in my dreams,” plus Rick the lawyer trying to give real legal advice in the middle of all this filth. 

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Look, some of you are out here worried about filters on Spotify while Ian is out here narrowly dodging becoming freezer meat in a Florida backyard, so perspective helps. 

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Stroke’s dealing with three-hours-of-sleep misery that somehow led to broccoli fart science with Perplexity roasting everyone’s ass chemistry. 

Ian drops the Florida horror story about the woman who shot, chopped up, and backyard-buried her boyfriend…who also just happened to be the same psycho that tried to date him, which turns into a whole “trust your gut or get dismembered” therapy circle. 

After that, it’s comments about band geek sex, rave goggles, bidet-peri-bottles, and straw goblins, plus “fake and gay” getting promoted into a full-blown Strokeified song. 

WTF News (ant trafficking, failed murder road trip, and a father–son sperm dynasty), then rolls into damn problems and Digital Dump clips with bad cops, worse drivers, and tiny kids in a toy car with way too much milk in their system

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Look, some of you are out here worried about filters on Spotify while Ian is out here narrowly dodging becoming freezer meat in a Florida backyard, so perspective helps. 

Video is paywalled, Audio is free

Stroke’s dealing with three-hours-of-sleep misery that somehow led to broccoli fart science with Perplexity roasting everyone’s ass chemistry. 

Ian drops the Florida horror story about the woman who shot, chopped up, and backyard-buried her boyfriend…who also just happened to be the same psycho that tried to date him, which turns into a whole “trust your gut or get dismembered” therapy circle. 

After that, it’s comments about band geek sex, rave goggles, bidet-peri-bottles, and straw goblins, plus “fake and gay” getting promoted into a full-blown Strokeified song. 

WTF News (ant trafficking, failed murder road trip, and a father–son sperm dynasty), then rolls into damn problems and Digital Dump clips with bad cops, worse drivers, and tiny kids in a toy car with way too much milk in their system

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸

👕 If you’re gonna be a DP look hot while you do it... grab the monthly shirt, the new embroidered hat, and whatever else keeps this circus running. https://www.nottds.com/store/

📩 Got a secret, a crime, or a horny brain worm you probably should tell a therapist about? Tell us instead, anonymous chaos only. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow

⭐ Smash the follow, hit subscribe, scream into a review box about us so the algorithm stops shadowbanning our stupidity. https://linktr.ee/nottds