Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts. 

From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control.

The team goes deep into your voicemails and comments—including a few from people who might be legally unwell. 

We watch more co-host audition videos—some promising, some concerning, and at least one Temu Lara. 

We also launch a brand new segment: The Damn Breakdown, where we roast other people’s dumb rankings. 

First up: Mount Fleshmore—AskMen’s top 10 21st-century porn stars. Some of the picks? Solid. Others? Who tf is that?

That Damn Night Out is less than 100 days away. August 30th. Boardwalk. Live podcast. Thunder Cover. Aftershock ticket giveaways. Dammits, assemble.

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We’ve also got:

• Florida Man – Somehow gets even more Florida than usual
• Damn Problem – Arguing with AI and speakerphone trauma
• Digital Dumpster Fire – A full-grown man trapped on a fence screaming for help—and that’s not even the worst part
• Strokeified Songs – Diddy gets cooked and Carlin gets the remix treatment

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Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok.

We watch co-host audition tapes from the applicants who actually sent videos (some should probably be on a list). Creepy or Crazy returns with a guy who drops the L-word halfway through a beer, and someone else who brought a f**king fanny pack to a first date. Ian shows more useless products, Stroke loses it over meth raccoons, and the Digital Dumpster Fire might’ve peaked this week... for real its hard to watch.

Don't forget That Damn Night Out! is happening August 30th at The Boardwalk - Orangevale, CA. There will be merch. There will be drinks. There will be live music. There will be a podcast.

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🧼 Special thanks to our sponsors:

• 💦 Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – Pools look gross? Don’t be that guy.

• 🌿 JLS Outdoor Service LLC. – They make yards look good. You probably need that.

• 🍰 The Wrecking Crew Bakery Cafe – Where the muffins are moist, the coffee’s strong, and the staff probably hates you (but in a fun way).

✨ EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS 

• The Damn List: Facebook comment section meltdown

• Voicemails + Comments

• Florida Man… turns into Ohio Man? Thanks to JLS Outdoor Services

• Co-Host Audition Videos: Some are... unwell

• Chromebook Challenge: TikTok trend sets Mikey’s kid’s school on fire

• “Trend or Trash?” TikTok game

• Ian’s Stupid Products returns

• Creepy or Crazy: Voice memo playlists, bathroom bags, and “I love you” on beer one

• Would You Rather: Weird questions. Worse answers.

• Digital Dumpster Fire: Brought to you by Infusion Taproom in Lincoln

• 💩 Get your dog’s sh*t scooped – scoopsharks.com — first month only $50 when you mention NTDS

• 👕 Grab your merch (Florida Man shirts gone after May): The Damn Store

• 🎧 Subscribe for uncensored video episodes, bonus clips, and more chaos: Patreon.com/NotThatDamnShow

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America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work.

Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs gorilla” debate, rant about karaoke etiquette, and answer real-life problems from fans involving thirst traps at work and passive-aggressive roommates.

Plus, we introduce our new game, “Why the F**k Would I Know That?”—where dumb questions get even dumber answers.

We also drop some life coaching wisdom for the graduating class of 2025… because obviously, we’re the best people to be giving advice.

🎟️ Don’t forget: Tickets are on sale now for That Damn Night Out, August 30 at The Boardwalk in Orangevale. Live podcast, giveaways, games, and a band to close the night. Let’s sell it out.

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Episode 13 of NOT That Damn Show is proudly sponsored by ScoopSharks.com – mention NTDS and get your first month of poop scooped for just $50! 🦴💩

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This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded:

• They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications

• Check voicemails and read your comments

• Play a savage game of "Hire or Fire?"

• And update The Damn List with everything from internet challenges to Cheez-It dustbags.

Stroke brings the Florida heat (and a Florida Man anthem), Ian dives deep into Craigslist depravity, and Mikey launches the Digital Dumpster Fire — featuring 5 of the most WTF videos on the internet, courtesy of Nipple Man™. Also: some unsolicited life advice, arguments about ketchup, and whether or not you can make love to a butthole (again).

It’s chaos. It’s comedy.
It’s NOT That Damn Show.

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Mikey’s mom pays to hate-watch the show, Stroke’s wearing Gucci bunny ears, Ian might be living in a crime scene, and Mikey may or may not have driven past a Klan meeting in the hills of NorCal. Welcome to NOT That Damn Show.

We’re talking:

• Katy Perry’s 11-minute “I’m an astronaut now” delusion

• Our official search for a female co-host—Mandy’s Skank Watch™ has been activated

• Voicemails, awkward lingerie fights, and stepkid betrayal

• Karaoke etiquette for drunk idiots

• A Florida Man segment that involves nudity, lawn equipment, and felony-level dumb

• Digital Dumpster Fire 🔥 sponsored by Nippleman

• A Fesshole confession about a morgue and a locked-up penis. Yes. Really.

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Live podcast + afterparty. Games, giveaways, merch, Aftershock passes, and Thunder Cover playing the hits.
🗓️ August 30 | 📍 The Boardwalk, Orangevale
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Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously).

We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig into the creepiest fetish list Reddit has ever birthed. Oh, and someone fights the Easter Bunny.

This episode is NSFW, NSFL, and absolutely not for free—unless you're a Patreon subscriber 😉

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The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one.

Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights.

We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump.

And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots—Bob Innes, creator of RentAHitman.com.

Plus: Florida Man, voicemail chaos, bidets, aftershock updates, and the worst-smelling Lyft passenger of all time gets added to the Damn List.

This is why we can’t be free.
And next week, if you’re not a patron, you’ll miss everything.

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We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and a bird tries to eat someone’s eye. Welcome to Digital Dumpster Fire.

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we:

• Launch the damn merch store (finally),

• Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it),

• Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover,

• Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues),

• Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us),

• Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting beach brawler),

• Laugh at bidet etiquette, jean jackets, and the dark truth behind iguana eggs,

• AND drop our first official show sponsor: Scoop Sharks 🦴💩

This episode is loaded with controversy, confessions, and chaos. Two more free video episodes left. After that? Pay up, buttercup.

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🎁 Gift a damn membership like it’s the most chaotic charity ever.
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🎟️ And don’t forget—Aftershock tickets up for grabs starting April 2nd!

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We didn’t think this episode would start like this—but here we are. Lara drops major news, and it changes everything. Is this the end of an era, or just another chapter in the madness?

But don’t worry, we don’t get sentimental for too long before diving headfirst into:
🔥 “Am I The Asshole?” – One of us might actually be the villain
🔥 Florida Man Strikes Again – Another day, another dumb crime
🔥 New NOT That Damn Show Songs – Bangers or absolute disasters?
🔥 We’re Selling Our Songs on Patreon – Because why not monetize chaos?
🔥 Feet Pics for Cash? – A side hustle none of us saw coming
🔥 Bad Yelp Reviews – The internet is unhinged, and we love it

Plus, should we rebrand? Should we burn it all down? Or should we double down on selling everything we can, including our dignity?

There’s only one way to find out. Listen now. 👀

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