Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends every race, religion, and gender.

There’s a Florida threesome gone sideways, a listener’s explosive diarrhea in the shower, and a sex song from Stroke’s girlfriend that might singlehandedly give the pilgrims PTSD. Plus: turkeys from helicopters, diaper violence, and the most disgusting confession of the year....so far.

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• Confessions include: Porn revenge crimes, strip club poop disasters, cheating justifications, and one guy crop-dusting arcade children at John's Incredible Pizza.
• A Thanksgiving sex anthem 
• Random Facts derail into Moses, circumcision stand-offs, and who licked the first toad.
• Florida Man news includes: ATM forklift heists, egg debates turned gunfire, and a TikTok nudist challenge with no phone.
• Everyone’s horny at a baby shower. Allegedly.
• The group debates which U.S. states should be removed and how Rhode Island is basically a geographic clit.

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The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome.

 From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas-station Cuban sandwiches, a cat licking its own asshole on Jen’s car, voicemails from unhinged dammits, and a Smurf-themed musical that nobody asked for. Then comes a parade of cheaters, panic-attack manipulators, Roblox predators, period-blood skincare, and two idiots trying to conquer Haiti with a homeless army. 

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• A Gravy Slut turkey-costume video is confusing 
• Jen explains the Emo’s Not Dead cruise and the crew immediately spirals into “we sponsor a flamingo at a zoo” fantasies, including branding a tortoise shell with the NTDS logo.
• Voicemails include: DP Jeff torturing Jen with “moist,” a dude contemplating the gayness of sucking his own dick, and another listener announcing he’s about to drink Everclear for TikTok.
• A Sacramento listener promotes a free-food pantry, which sends Stroke into a tangent about a church full of suspiciously hot, jacked disciples.
• The crew debates Black Jesus, Black Santa, and the white lady who somehow got offended on behalf of everyone who isn’t her.
• The Damn Problem segment hits hard: cheating girlfriends texting coworkers at 3 a.m., drunk boyfriends confessing therapy resentment at weddings, and women faking panic attacks to dodge accountability.
• The show ends with a revival of the Criminal Dating Game, where the guys must choose between three incarcerated women before learning their crimes and seeing their photos.
  

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Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full breakdown of poop physics, drone shootdowns, HOA cone wars, and legal advice that may or may not hold up in court. A guy hides in a porta potty, a dog fires a shotgun, and someone confesses to farting so hard they woke their girlfriend.

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🎨 Ass Facts explores butt fingerprinting, painted starfish, and a potential CSI crossover.

🐶 Florida or Not includes:

• A staged carjacking to avoid shopping

• A porta-potty standoff with pants down and wooden stakes

• A man shot by his own dog

• A 107mph Little Caesars run

• Golf course destruction with a pickup

• Murder instructions from a cockroach

📜 Legal Q&A covers red light camera legality, squatters, trespassing, dumb lawsuits, eviction rules, and drone shooting laws.

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Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.”
Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song.

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• A listener wrote an actual song about Ian

• Mikey drops the world premiere of the new Strokeified anthem, “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt”

• Voicemails include dreams, dunk tanks, and violent karaoke bar brawls with pool balls

• One listener forgot a butt plug was still in until it launched into a toilet like a gunshot

• Jenn reports on the Duck Guy jerking off in public during WTF News and we all feel unsafe

• Ian’s Top 10 List of Fast Food Items That Should Come Back is literally the worst list ever.

• Damn Problems include: TikTok addiction ruining marriages, discovering secret sex toys, and a serious libido mismatch

• Confession about a blowjob so vile it’s now banned in 17 countries

• The game “Like A Second Song” is absolute chaos.

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Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast.

There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the rooster crows.

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• Stroke unveils Ass Facts, a new educational series for degenerates.

• Jenn’s mom-rage reaches DEFCON 1

• Ian explains why “Run, Forrest, Run” should be punishable by public shaming.

• Mikey tries to stop the team from talking about poop. Fails instantly.

• The gang debates tramp stamps, Chinese tattoos, and parental delusion in youth sports.

• The confessions section spirals quickily

• A deaf go-go dancer, an amputee hookup, and nut-brushing

• “Digital Dick of the Week” is back. Vote on Spotify

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Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of “No Wrong Hole” becomes a real "crowd pleaser" Jenn breaks the news about Starbucks bear riots, and Mikey tries to figure out why South Lake Tahoe is crying over a city seal.

Then it gets dumber:
– A stepmom finds the Pornhub tab open… and she’s the category.
– A listener sends in a song about buying dicks with a credit card.
– A guy runs a secret Instagram account just to simp in private and thinks that’s normal.

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🗣️ A guy ends a voicemail with one word: “moist.” Then hangs up. Power move.

🧻 Listener confesses he remembers only two phone numbers: his childhood home… and 916-312-DAMN.

📆 Dammit Nick complains that our merch is $19.99 and $20. We respond with spite pricing. $21.87, bitch.

🧂 Troy returns to the comments section to roast Jenn and Mikey… then confesses he’d still bang Vanna White.

🥦 The gang revisits foods they hated as kids but love now. Except mushrooms. Mushrooms are still bullshit.

🔄 Can we stop pretending DoorDash is worth it? Mikey goes off on $40 cold Pizza.

🐺 Aliens are watching Earth like it’s a reality show. And season 2025 sucks.

Plus Random thoughts and The Bass Akwards Song game.

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This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time.

Stroke relives his Jerry Springer trauma, Ian becomes a wet dream, and Jenn freezes like a malfunctioning OnlyFans stream.

Plus, Florida brings us coke-snorting teachers, naked intruders, duck-induced lawsuits, and a dude smashing pumpkins because the internet hurt his feelings.

Also, someone tracked their wife. And it might be legal. What the fuck?

• 🎤 Stroke’s Jerry Springer clip resurfaces—shirtless, pissed, and fully white trash

• 💊 Florida teacher shows up to class on coke, lets kids hit her vape, then sells snacks. Capitalism.

• 💩 Naked Florida man breaks in, poops on patio, writes “blessed and drugs” in shit

• 🤯 Listener confesses to fantasizing about Stroke’s girlfriend (yes, really)

• 🧠 The 90s Breakdown: Mikey’s top 10 list of things Gen Z will never understand

• 🎟️ Real talk about how radio, TV, cartoons, and Taco Bell all went downhill

• 🧑‍⚖️ Legal Q&A with Rick In The Law: Can you track your spouse’s car? What if someone else reports your crime?

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We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning.

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• 🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.”

• 🥴 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets.

• 🎤 Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots.

• 👠 Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific.

• 🛏️ Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst

• 📆 Calendar Sex is Real

• 💌 Damn Problems One listener finds out she’s the side chick.

  
  

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The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter.

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🍬 The official Halloween candy tier list gets violent.
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🚗 Digital Dumpster Fire: baby, car, chaos.
🍪 Cookie crimes and munchie confessions.

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🚨 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast:

The gang stumbles into Episode 44 speaking fluent sarcasm and zero Gen Alpha. Stroke’s weekend gets torched by a cursed “couples game” suggested by Mikey's wife Mandy, someone’s girlfriend moans the wrong name during sex, and the crew drops a Strokeified banger for the parents — because none of us know what the fuck “6-7-9-11” means.

🚨 This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

🧠 Jenn drops a Top 10 list of things men do that absolutely suck — and it’s disturbingly accurate.

📞 Voicemail of the Week: Listener Future Steven calls in from the past with a love letter to the show. He’ll hear his own message in like, 15 episodes.

📉 Damn Problems: Can a marriage survive cheating if the cheater’s doing the work but still getting punished every damn day?

😬 Confession: She moaned the wrong name mid-thrust. Real name. Not a dream. What the hell do you even do with that?

📰 WTF News:

• DoorDash driver stabbed by hill people with 7 kids

• AI homeless man prank gets SWAT called

• Japanese dude scams $24K worth of food deliveries using 124 fake accounts

🎧 Game Time: Guess That Sound — is it a cat barfing, a seal mating, or Stroke’s mom farting through a kazoo?

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