Strap in (or on) because this week’s NTDS is a fully loaded buffet of internet insanity, foot freaks, and digital degenerates. We break down toe-suckers, tampon-hurling Ironman runners, coke-loving dumbasses who literally call the cops on themselves, and the worst tippers in delivery history. We get pegged on Craigslist, question outdated slang like "Talk to the hand," and debate if towing is the foot version of fingering (spoiler: it is).

💀 Plus: We crown a new Digital Dick of the Week, Play a couple stroekfied tracks, and give you a perfectly unholy Craigslist Lust segment full of barkers, peggers, and foot creeps.

🎟️ That Damn Night Out is coming fast—grab your tickets now or you’re officially dead to us.

https://www.nottds.com/p/events/

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

• Sponsored by Scoop Sharks – Because someone has to clean up your ferret poop.

• WTF News – Toe suckers, naked flight attendants, methy delivery drivers & underwear bandits.

• Festhole Confessions – Taylor Swift makes a metalhead cry, weed over memories, and toe-powered rope climbs.

• Digital Dick of the Week – Dancing laptop thief vs. the man who called the cops to get his cocaine back.

• Craig’s Lust – Pegging partners, gangbang invites, foot pic freaks, and "King Chocolate’s" throne.

• Damn Breakdown – Shit we used to say that Gen Z will never understand (psych!).

• AI Song Premieres – “I Hate Ian” & “Goodbye Mr. Rogers” now streaming exclusively on Patreon.

• Digital Dumpster Fire – Butthole fire warnings, lingerie fights, Juggalos smashing bricks, and a full-blown Karen meltdown.

🧠 Takeaways:

• Never tell your boss your real opinion.

• Always pack your cocaine in someone else’s car.

• Toe jobs = towing.

• Tampons and running don't mix.

• Juggalettes = fun, foot jobs = not so much.

• And yes, there's a Dammit out there who’s been towed. We believe in you.

Patreon is just $1 all June with code DAMMIT.

🎥 Get exclusive video segments like dick gun debates, gay microphones, and the full Damn Confessional.

🎧 Or be a cheap bastard and listen for free wherever you get your podcasts.

👉 Go to ⁠NotTDS.com⁠ and pick your poison.

America’s Loudest Podcast is back, and this week’s show is a flaming mess you won’t be able to look away from. We’ve got gay objects, tampon-slinging marathoners, a dude fucking pool floats, and the worst confessional you’ll wish you never heard.

💩 Poop scooping PSA
🧼 Moist towelettes are gay now
🦴 Florida Man is back and humping
🩸 Runners yeeting tampons mid-stride
🍫 Chocolate guns & mom’s OnlyFans
🎯 Digital dicks, sex confessions, and cousin hookups

It’s dumb. It’s loud. It’s Not That Damn Show.

• 💩 Scoop Sharks – Show sponsor and local poop legends. Mention us at ScoopSharks.com and get your first month for $50. If it poops, they scoop.
• 🍺 Infusion Taproom – Proud sponsor of the Digital Dumpster Fire segment. Come drink and cry about humanity with us in Lincoln.

• 💦 Elite Pool & Tile Cleaning, 🌲 JLS Outdoor Service, and 🧁 The Wrecking Crew Bakery & Café – Event sponsors for That Damn Night Out, August 30. If you don’t come, you hate America. Buy yours now at NotTDS.Com 

The Co-Host Search hits a turning point—and yeah, we had to break our own rules again.Things are getting real: six badass women made the cut, and it’s time to see who can survive a full episode with the guys without running for the hills.

This week:

• Full breakdown of the Top 6 picks—and why one of them may already be cursed

• Voicemails, confessions, and comments straight from the Damn Fam

• A brand-new Strokeified banger that’s pure #FuckTrapt

• The Breakdown: Karaoke Choices That Could Start a Bar Fight

• Dumpster Fire: Possible brain damage, definite bad decisions

• A new Digital Dick of the Week gets crowned in glorious, embarrassing fashion

• Plus: Craig's Lust, Damn Problems, and whatever Ian's malfunction was this time

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🎟️ Tickets, links, merch, and more at NotTDS.com

Stroke nearly gets fired for accidentally recording the CEO of a major radio company.
Some ex-drummer from that band Trapt is still publicly sobbing because seven years ago, the NTDS crew helped his wife get a divorce—on air.

And meanwhile, a full-grown Facebook lunatic thinks Messenger is a federal offense and wants to fight Mikey in a Walmart parking lot.

Welcome to Episode 17!

Also:

• 🔥 AI snitches and the jobs still safe from getting replaced
• 🍆 Digital Dick of the Week
• 🧨 The most banned, dangerous, lawsuit-worthy toys from your childhood
• 🎙️ A co-host update that definitely won't make everyone happy
• 📞 Your Voicemails & unhinged comments 
• 🎶 And another deeply inappropriate Strokeified banger: Put Your P**y on the Screen*

💩 Poop Clean-Up by ScoopSharks → https://scoopsharks.com

Also: That Damn Night Out is coming.
Live recording. Real prizes. Thunder Cover.
No VIP section. No bullshit. Get your tickets before they’re gone.

• 🎟️ Live Show Tickets → https://shorturl.at/tc5BU
• 🧼 Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – www.elitepooltilecleaning.com 
• 🌳 JLS Outdoor Service → https://facebook.com/JLSOutdoorServiceLLC
• 🍞 The Wrecking Crew Bakery & Café – https://www.facebook.com/the.wrecking.crew.bakery.cafe 

• 👕 Merch Store → https://www.nottds.com/store/ 

Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts. 

From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control.

The team goes deep into your voicemails and comments—including a few from people who might be legally unwell. 

We watch more co-host audition videos—some promising, some concerning, and at least one Temu Lara. 

We also launch a brand new segment: The Damn Breakdown, where we roast other people’s dumb rankings. 

First up: Mount Fleshmore—AskMen’s top 10 21st-century porn stars. Some of the picks? Solid. Others? Who tf is that?

That Damn Night Out is less than 100 days away. August 30th. Boardwalk. Live podcast. Thunder Cover. Aftershock ticket giveaways. Dammits, assemble.

🎟️ Get your tickets now: NotTDS.com🧼 Special thanks to our sponsors:💩 Scoop Sharks – Poop in the yard? First month just $50 when you mention NTDS
💦 Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – Stop embarrassing your pool
🌿 JLS Outdoor Service LLC – Lawns so good, even Florida Man chills out
🍰 The Wrecking Crew Bakery Café – Come for the muffins. Stay for the passive aggression

We’ve also got:

• Florida Man – Somehow gets even more Florida than usual
• Damn Problem – Arguing with AI and speakerphone trauma
• Digital Dumpster Fire – A full-grown man trapped on a fence screaming for help—and that’s not even the worst part
• Strokeified Songs – Diddy gets cooked and Carlin gets the remix treatment

👕 Grab your merch: The Damn Store
🎧 Get full video episodes + bonus chaos: Patreon.com/NotThatDamnShow

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Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok.

We watch co-host audition tapes from the applicants who actually sent videos (some should probably be on a list). Creepy or Crazy returns with a guy who drops the L-word halfway through a beer, and someone else who brought a f**king fanny pack to a first date. Ian shows more useless products, Stroke loses it over meth raccoons, and the Digital Dumpster Fire might’ve peaked this week... for real its hard to watch.

Don't forget That Damn Night Out! is happening August 30th at The Boardwalk - Orangevale, CA. There will be merch. There will be drinks. There will be live music. There will be a podcast.

🎟️ Get tickets to That Damn Night Out NotTDS.com

🧼 Special thanks to our sponsors:

• 💦 Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – Pools look gross? Don’t be that guy.

• 🌿 JLS Outdoor Service LLC. – They make yards look good. You probably need that.

• 🍰 The Wrecking Crew Bakery Cafe – Where the muffins are moist, the coffee’s strong, and the staff probably hates you (but in a fun way).

✨ EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS 

• The Damn List: Facebook comment section meltdown

• Voicemails + Comments

• Florida Man… turns into Ohio Man? Thanks to JLS Outdoor Services

• Co-Host Audition Videos: Some are... unwell

• Chromebook Challenge: TikTok trend sets Mikey’s kid’s school on fire

• “Trend or Trash?” TikTok game

• Ian’s Stupid Products returns

• Creepy or Crazy: Voice memo playlists, bathroom bags, and “I love you” on beer one

• Would You Rather: Weird questions. Worse answers.

• Digital Dumpster Fire: Brought to you by Infusion Taproom in Lincoln

• 💩 Get your dog’s sh*t scooped – scoopsharks.com — first month only $50 when you mention NTDS

• 👕 Grab your merch (Florida Man shirts gone after May): The Damn Store

• 🎧 Subscribe for uncensored video episodes, bonus clips, and more chaos: Patreon.com/NotThatDamnShow

#NotThatDamnShow #PodcastLife #TikTokTrends #DumpsterFire #PoopTalk
#CoHostSearch #FloridaMan #ScoopSharks #ElitePoolTileCleaning #JLSOutdoor
#ComedyPodcast #Auditions #Arson 

America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work.

Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs gorilla” debate, rant about karaoke etiquette, and answer real-life problems from fans involving thirst traps at work and passive-aggressive roommates.

Plus, we introduce our new game, “Why the F**k Would I Know That?”—where dumb questions get even dumber answers.

We also drop some life coaching wisdom for the graduating class of 2025… because obviously, we’re the best people to be giving advice.

🎟️ Don’t forget: Tickets are on sale now for That Damn Night Out, August 30 at The Boardwalk in Orangevale. Live podcast, giveaways, games, and a band to close the night. Let’s sell it out.

🎙️ Want to support this madness? Join the Patreon. It’s the only way we can afford to do more episodes, grow the show, and maybe buy some duct tape for our broken mic.

🔥 Like, follow, review, comment. Tag us. Share it. You know the drill. Be a Damn Hero.

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• Elite Pool Tile Cleaning – Proud sponsor of That Damn Night Out.

• JLS Outdoor Services – They make Florida Man possible (and probably your backyard less embarrassing).

• Infusion Taproom (Lincoln, CA) – New sponsor! They’ve got a golf tournament AND good beer. Go drink there and tell them NTDS sent you.

  
  

  
  

Episode 13 of NOT That Damn Show is proudly sponsored by ScoopSharks.com – mention NTDS and get your first month of poop scooped for just $50! 🦴💩

Get your tickets now for That Damn Night Out (Aug 30 at The Boardwalk) https://www.nottds.com/p/events/

TDNO is sponsored by Elite Pool Tile Cleaning

This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded:

• They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications

• Check voicemails and read your comments

• Play a savage game of "Hire or Fire?"

• And update The Damn List with everything from internet challenges to Cheez-It dustbags.

Stroke brings the Florida heat (and a Florida Man anthem), Ian dives deep into Craigslist depravity, and Mikey launches the Digital Dumpster Fire — featuring 5 of the most WTF videos on the internet, courtesy of Nipple Man™. Also: some unsolicited life advice, arguments about ketchup, and whether or not you can make love to a butthole (again).

It’s chaos. It’s comedy.
It’s NOT That Damn Show.

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If you’re listening to the free audio-only version of this show, congrats—you’re riding in the back of the content bus. Meanwhile, our Patreon crew gets full video episodes and exclusive content, which helps us keep this trash circus rolling (and growing).
Support the show, the live events, the giveaways, the dumb ideas—and become part of the Damn Fam.
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Mikey’s mom pays to hate-watch the show, Stroke’s wearing Gucci bunny ears, Ian might be living in a crime scene, and Mikey may or may not have driven past a Klan meeting in the hills of NorCal. Welcome to NOT That Damn Show.

We’re talking:

• Katy Perry’s 11-minute “I’m an astronaut now” delusion

• Our official search for a female co-host—Mandy’s Skank Watch™ has been activated

• Voicemails, awkward lingerie fights, and stepkid betrayal

• Karaoke etiquette for drunk idiots

• A Florida Man segment that involves nudity, lawn equipment, and felony-level dumb

• Digital Dumpster Fire 🔥 sponsored by Nippleman

• A Fesshole confession about a morgue and a locked-up penis. Yes. Really.

🚨 Sponsored by ScoopSharks.com
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📍 Lincoln, Rocklin, Roseville & beyond.

🎤 That Damn Night Out is happening!
Live podcast + afterparty. Games, giveaways, merch, Aftershock passes, and Thunder Cover playing the hits.
🗓️ August 30 | 📍 The Boardwalk, Orangevale
🎟️ Get tickets + info now at NotTDS.com

Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously).

We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig into the creepiest fetish list Reddit has ever birthed. Oh, and someone fights the Easter Bunny.

This episode is NSFW, NSFL, and absolutely not for free—unless you're a Patreon subscriber 😉

Don't be a turd, spread the word! Tell someone about Not That Damn Show

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