This week on The Breakdown, we’re not feeling dismissed from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City drama, we’re drowning in fun that is Below Deck Med and the lies of housewives from the coasts of Miami to Potomac.

Plus: We’re talking about the music excitement that is The Format. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos.

Watch this episode with your eyeholes on our YouTube Channel

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🥂📺 Watch the S10 Premiere of Real Housewives of Potmac 📺🥂

Any maybe even KURN’s Press Conference while you’re there (S3, EP2/3)

Sexyfountainsoda’s comparison of Clarity Lunch vs Press Conference

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❄️📺 Watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 📺❄️

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🪩 The Format Excite Factory! 🪩

• New Album "Boycott Heaven" - announced for Jan 23 release
• Glorious Merch
• New Single! Holy Roller, check out the Music Video 
• Jimmy Fallon performance - Oct 6th

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🦩📺 Watch Real Housewives of Miami Reunion 📺🦩

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🛥️📺 Watch Below Deck Med 📺🛥️

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📰 Special Report 📰

• Love Is Blind S9 U.S. Netflix premiered Oct 1
• Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition - premiering Oct 14

Joyce Manor!

• Tour with Militarie Gun, Teen Mortgage & Combat kicks off March 9 in Phoenix AZ - May 15 2026 San Fran, CA
• New music video - Well, Whatever It Was
• New Album "I Used to Go to This Bar" - out January 30th 

John the Ghost new single “A Monday” (dropped same day as TSwift) 

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