This week on The Breakdown, we’re so sick, infected with what we caught at Warped Tour. But still we rise. We’re talking, Warped Tour Orlando, BravoCon announcements, Real Housewives and Southern Charm.

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos. 

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🥂📺 Watch Real Housewives of Potmac 📺🥂

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❄️📺 Watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 📺❄️

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🥃📺 Watch Southern Charm 📺🥃

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🪩 Warped Tour Excite Factory! 🪩

Check out our

Day 1 recap

Day 2 recap
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📰 Special Report 📰

Upcoming Premieres:

Married to Medicine - November 30th

Vanderpump Rules - December 2nd

RHOBH - December 4th 

The Valley: Persian Style - January 8th 

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This week on The Breakdown, we’re still feeling confused about Angel Massie, we’re split on Meredith Marks, and excited about Vampire weekend’s Chris Baio’s debut into the Bravoverse. 

Plus: we hear a special east coaster will come out of hiding for BravoCon this year! 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos. 

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🥂📺 Watch Real Housewives of Potmac 📺🥂

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❄️📺 Watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 📺❄️

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🪩 Vampire Weekend/Chris Baio Excite Factory! 🪩

Chris’ post celebrating his WWHL appearance

Vampire Weekend brings out Heather Gay @  Kilby Block party in 2024 

The Vamps talking about RHOSLC around a fire

Check out his new music - with C.Y.M, their self-titled dropped October 17th

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📰 Special Report 📰

• Alyssa Edwards, Frankie Grande, and Kori King unite in OUTLOUD’s ‘Slay Ride’ HoliGay Spectacular
• Olandria and Chrstian Siriano collab #harpersbazaarvietnam: 
• Grande Dame will be at BravoCon!!
• The Devil Wears Prada’s Flowers drops November 14th 
• New season of the Traitors January 8 on Peacock 

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This week on The Breakdown, we’re pumped to chat about the newest cast of WeHo hotties, of course we have our thoughts on the latest SLC and Potomac EPs, and we’re feeling anything but bad weather about the new release and re-release from Weatherbox. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the TV together. Welcome to The Breakdown. 

👀 Watch this EP with your eyeholes on YouTube

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Vanderpump S12 Cast and Trailer revealed 

Check our sleuthing where we uncovered most of this cast 1 year ago!

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🥂📺 Watch Real Housewives of Potmac 📺🥂

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❄️📺 Watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 📺❄️

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🪩 Weatherbox Excite Factory! 🪩

• Stream or purchase digital version of The Compass - EP and Follow The Rattle of the Afghan Guitar
• Check out their lyrics video for “A Band Astride Clouds”
• Tix for the NYC Show
• Tix for the LA Show
• Tix for the San Diego Show

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📰 Special Report 📰

• Boys Like Girls - THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE TOUR
• RHOBH S15 Premieres December 4th, watch the trailer here
• Huda Mustafa, finally getting her comeuppance

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Today we’re feeling wet, wild and thirsty like Britani Bateman, and petty like Haley Williams (against DJT and Morgan Wallen, NOT Taylor York y’all). 

Plus: we chat about the Queen of Halloween in the Berkshires, along with some exciting premieres headed our way next month 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the TV together. Welcome to The Breakdown. 

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🥂📺 Watch Real Housewives of Potomac 📺🥂

& The Angel Era 

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❄️📺 OH MY GOD DEF Watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 📺❄️

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🪩 Hayley Williams Excite Factory! 🪩

Yes, Hayley Williams...again.

Stream Good Ol’ Days, and honestly, leave Taylor York ALONEEE

Check out why she’s #1 in our MySpace Top 8

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🎃Dorinda and Luann artying it up in the Berkshires 🎃

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• https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQX--VXADnJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 
• https://www.tiktok.com/@dorindamedleynyc/video/7565975659139435806?lang=en

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📰 Special Report 📰

• Surviving Mormonism Premieres November 11th with Heather Gay - uncovers the dark history of the church of the latter day saints   
• Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Premiering November 13th: Leave a review to tell Eric how much he should watch plz
• Southern Charm returns November 19th

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This week on The Breakdown, we’re  talking about the beef seeking missile in Potomac (Keiarna Stewart), the downfall of a beloved Barlow, and the music excitement we can’t sweat out - that is Panic! at the Disco making a comeback. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos. 

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🪩Panic! At the Disco Excite Factory! 🪩

• WWWYFest clip
• Full Live in Denver performance on YT  
• Merch Store
• Super Secret Site causing speculation that there's more to come...

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☕️ Randomly mentioned Tea ☕️

Kathryn Dennis released from jail
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📰 Special Report 📰

• Something in the Way Fest heads to Boston January 2026! Catch The Hotlier, Sunny Day Real Estate, Citizen and more! 
• All Get Out Released a New Album called Side A exclusively on Bandcamp | Stream their single “Any Way You Want”
• Silverstein 25 YEARS OF NOISE North American Tour
• Bloom dropped a new Single "Out of Reach” from their upcoming Album The Light We Chase

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This week on The Breakdown, we’re wondering what’s in the (allegedly) felonious Potomac waters, what’s REALLY the most expensive zip code in Utah, and why it took so long for a certain someone in jail to meet their end. 

Plus: We discuss Monique’s AOTY - The Starting Line’s “Eternal Youth”, a long awaited masterpiece. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos. 

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🥂📺 Watch Real Housewives of Potmac 📺🥂

More about Dr. Wendy and Eddie Osefo’s charges here

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❄️📺 Watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 📺❄️

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🦩📺 Watch Real Housewives of Miami Reunion 📺🦩

Todd Nepola sues Bravo for defamation

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🪩 The Starting Line Excite Factory! 🪩

New Album Eternal Youth is a must listen

Get tickets for their tour, while you still can

While you’re here, Listen to Person L’s masterpiece “Initial"

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🪩 Rest in Piss Factory! 🪩

Ian Watkins ded

TikTok User shares experience at a Lostprophets show, peep them comments
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📰 Special Report 📰

• The Starting Line’s The Eternal Youth Tour
• The Format will kick off a spring tour to celebrate the release of their new album Boycott Heaven (releasing Jan 23, 2026) with Ben Kweller, Phantom Planet, Adult Mom, Limbeck (acoustic), and Piebald 
• State Champs celebrates 10 Years of Around the World and Back with 8 shows January & February guests Cartel, Orig

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This week on The Breakdown, we’re not feeling dismissed from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City drama, we’re drowning in fun that is Below Deck Med and the lies of housewives from the coasts of Miami to Potomac.

Plus: We’re talking about the music excitement that is The Format. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos.

Watch this episode with your eyeholes on our YouTube Channel

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🥂📺 Watch the S10 Premiere of Real Housewives of Potmac 📺🥂

Any maybe even KURN’s Press Conference while you’re there (S3, EP2/3)

Sexyfountainsoda’s comparison of Clarity Lunch vs Press Conference

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❄️📺 Watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 📺❄️

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🪩 The Format Excite Factory! 🪩

• New Album "Boycott Heaven" - announced for Jan 23 release
• Glorious Merch
• New Single! Holy Roller, check out the Music Video 
• Jimmy Fallon performance - Oct 6th

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🦩📺 Watch Real Housewives of Miami Reunion 📺🦩

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🛥️📺 Watch Below Deck Med 📺🛥️

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📰 Special Report 📰

• Love Is Blind S9 U.S. Netflix premiered Oct 1
• Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition - premiering Oct 14

Joyce Manor!

• Tour with Militarie Gun, Teen Mortgage & Combat kicks off March 9 in Phoenix AZ - May 15 2026 San Fran, CA
• New music video - Well, Whatever It Was
• New Album "I Used to Go to This Bar" - out January 30th 

John the Ghost new single “A Monday” (dropped same day as TSwift) 

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This week on The Breakdown, we’re sorry that we’re not sorry to be excited about the winner of Big Brother 27, it’s a finale recap episode!

Plus: on a recent episode of WWHL, we learn a certain Vanderpump girlie is in the midst of drama all across the American (and possible Aussie?) coasts. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos. 

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📺 Watch Big Brother Season 27 + maybe even 8, 10 and 16 to see the why the Masterminds’ are so bitter 📺

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🪩 Motion City Soundtrack Excite Factory! 🪩

Stream The Same Old Wasted Wonderful World

Buy Tix for their tour with Say Anything

Check out their music videos (⅔ feat. Patrick Stump & Mat Kerekes)

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☕️ Tamra / Adriana and Scheana Shay Tea ☕️ 

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📰 Special Report 📰

See if Tamra and Scheana Shay cross paths - BravoCon takes over Las Vegas November 14-16!

Robert Jr.’s Ex-Wife’s Mom shares an update

Love Is Blind France Reunion Oct 5th

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This week on The Breakdown, we’re ranking one of our least fave’s worst moves in BB27 (Vinny The Lip), talking about the Music Excitement that is collabs and fawning over Bronwyn Newport’s epic reads on the latest RHOSLC. 

Plus: we apologize for drinking & podcasting - and send our apologies & adoration to Whitney Rose’s gorgeous wavy red locks that mimic the beauty of the sun setting on a lovely summer day. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos. 

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📺  Watch Big Brother S27 (Even though Keanu’s gone….sigh) 📺

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📺  Watch RHOSLC and Bronwyn's Epic Reads 📺

Watch Evan Lazarus’ theory on what’s in the air in Salt Lake City 💨

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🪩 Music Collab Excite Factory! 🪩

IDLES + Jack White

Cobra Starship, Travie McCoy, William Beckett

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💔Music Sad Times 💔

Foxing On Hiatus
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📰 Special Report 📰

🏝️ Watch the newest Season of Love Island Games

🇫🇷 Watch Love is Blind France on Netflix 

🦊 Foxing final shows : Chicago Dec 4 | St. Louis Dec 6

🌈 Lights Come Get Your Girl Tour

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This week on The Breakdown, it’s Mormon’s Gone Wild! We chat the RHOSLC premiere and WHO TF is the newest Bachelorette?

Plus…Monique made the most grave mistake of her life in last week’s episode, vows to make up for it and may have ruined the marriage vows instead. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the TV together. Welcome to The Breakdown. 

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📺 Watch Real Houewives of Salt Lake City  📺

Because we deserve this.  

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📰 Special Report 📰

Taylor Frankie is the newest Bachelorette!

DJ Meredith Marks takes on 10 cities on The Naughty and Ice Tour

Chiodos celebrates 20 years of their debut album with the All's Well That Ends Well Tour

Jordan Dreyer Directed, shot, and edited this music video for Sibling Fistfight at Mom's Fiftieth / The Un-sound & Monique sux for not saying it last week

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