This week on The Breakdown, we’re wondering what’s in the (allegedly) felonious Potomac waters, what’s REALLY the most expensive zip code in Utah, and why it took so long for a certain someone in jail to meet their end. 

Plus: We discuss Monique’s AOTY - The Starting Line’s “Eternal Youth”, a long awaited masterpiece. 

Your friends and family might think this is trash TV, your mom might have called your love for emo music a phase - but here we know pop culture moments and alternative music scenes shaped us—and still do. Let’s laugh together, cry together, scream at the Tv together. Welcome to RealityEmos. 

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🥂📺 Watch Real Housewives of Potmac 📺🥂

More about Dr. Wendy and Eddie Osefo’s charges here

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❄️📺 Watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 📺❄️

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🦩📺 Watch Real Housewives of Miami Reunion 📺🦩

Todd Nepola sues Bravo for defamation

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🪩 The Starting Line Excite Factory! 🪩

New Album Eternal Youth is a must listen

Get tickets for their tour, while you still can

While you’re here, Listen to Person L’s masterpiece “Initial"

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🪩 Rest in Piss Factory! 🪩

Ian Watkins ded

TikTok User shares experience at a Lostprophets show, peep them comments
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📰 Special Report 📰

• The Starting Line’s The Eternal Youth Tour
• The Format will kick off a spring tour to celebrate the release of their new album Boycott Heaven (releasing Jan 23, 2026) with Ben Kweller, Phantom Planet, Adult Mom, Limbeck (acoustic), and Piebald 
• State Champs celebrates 10 Years of Around the World and Back with 8 shows January & February guests Cartel, Orig

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