Ja-red to the Willie last name Tonder

No one stronger

Who can hold a plank longer

Excuse me I got a few thoughts right now that I’d like to ponder so allow me the honor

He was born in Colorado where the mountains grow

Where they drink lemonade and speak real slow

And yes that was a quote from LFO but if you weren’t a 90’s kid well i guess you don’t know

Straight out of Alabama rockin southern flow

With a straw hat sitting back playing banjo

On his front porch rocking with a dog at his feet and a truck so-so next to the radio

I really couldn’t tell you quite what is age is but he’s breaking new ground like his name’s John Smith

If I had to guess though I’d say 29 cause he’ll knock you out and joke about it like a punch line (breath)

Jokes all aside he’s a really cool guy who just wants to make sure that you can stay fly

At the same with his fly swatter in his back pocket just to make sure that you will never try

To cross his friends and we cannot pretend that it aint his birthday so l hope that you’ll spend

A second right now to wish him well, cause all that he wants is some more cowbell

Happy birthday Wally, Basraoui,

Play him on the court and you’re gonna get an owie

5 hours later and he found himself in Maui with a battle wound on his arm that he wore proudly

Turning 27 at the seven eleven

Wears Hawaiin shirts like his first name is Kevin

Kevin Joseph Bernert that is his full name

But when it comes Wally’s game yeah no body is the same

Don’t mind him he’s just doing his thang

Celebrating living life with the rest of his gang

If you’re on the court with him well i bet you couldn’t hang

So go back to your room and watch Chitty Bang Bang

So yeah just wanna say Happy Birthday

Keep your chin up cause it’s not the worst day

Here’s a random question - how much does a bird weigh

Sorry out of time - that’s the end of the word play

This is my Christmas card rap for 2018

Lyrics:

So ring ring ring, watch them sleighbells go

Just sit right back and enjoy the show

For the rap de la Christmas card volume three

Megan’s rocking around the Christmas tree

Every now and then yeah I like to wear a parka

Along with my homies Dan and Annalynn Pilarca

And if you got beef then take it up with Aseef

Or if you want change ask Brian K Lagrange

Alright seriously here we go

Bob your head to it and enjoy the show

Eryn’s Clark Kent and she’s bringing you the flow

Jarred likes the carrots and the badges with the merits

And Jason’s in the back battle rappin with the ferrits

Tae and his wife yeah they just had a baby

Alex is a pirate and it’s ships ahoy matey

Scott had a tot, and Pam had a yam

And Justin’s taking selfies of himself on instagram

Kevin’s having fun yeah in his new home

Nick Levine’s ballin cause he’s riding on the chromes

Zoey loves it snowy, Chase likes to fly

Way up in the air with his homie Sky Thai

Brian’s in the corner and he does the stanky leg

Mike got the golden goose but he didn’t get the egg

Meanwhile Emily acting like a goof

Santa came down the chimney and he’s raisin up the roof

This is my next interview as part of the career series. My next guest is a Civil Engineer who received his degree in 2013. He’s a lively individual who’s frequently compared to individuals such as Johnny Knoxville and skater Bam Margera for his fearless attitude and disregard for his own personal safety. I’m just kidding, but he’s a very courageous guy who I’ve known for almost 10 years.

Lyrics:

Can I get a Brack Duvall

Let me holla back at y’all

Beating up seals like Steven Segal

You can find him in the class or in the bathroom stall

And he learned how to use the force better than Darth Maul

But that’s not all

His best first line that used in the club a long time was

Gimme your number...and I’ll call

Yeah and he’s a young jolly green, charlie sheen, mr. clean, talk about the bean who makes a scene

A jack in the beanstalk get your sunscreen

It gets lonely at the top and I don’t mean to be mean

But,

he’s 28 years old,

Or a lie’s what I’ve been told

It was probably Pat Kilbane

Either way it’s Brack’s birthday and I’m about to go insane

Scot-ty, taught me

How to kick it when you’re chilling in Karate

How to do the wave like you’re riding a tsunami

It’s his birthday, time to serve him up some hot tea

Mr. last name Saville

Like a warhawk Closing in for the kill

Pretended he was from Australia for a little thrill

And he’s Better than Lebron when he does the windmill

But it’s all chill, yeah it’s real G-doh

St Patty’s Day he was green like Cee-lo

Fooling all the ladies

And he went a little crazy

He’s the captain of the ship, and the chips ahoy mateys

He likes to be nice like Forrest Gump

At the same time closing deals like Donald Trump

He learned about a model called T-I-P-O

Brack can do the robot like C3PO

The other day we learned a bit about negotiation

Everyone so excited was like a celebration

Especially Scott, brough his pen and his paper

Like the day of the fight with Luke and Vader

Here we are now down at SOS

It’s his birthday and I bet you can’t guess

How old he is and you better pass the test

For that Big 2-9 he ain’t settling for less

My next guest is a Mercer University alumni (“Go Bears”) where she received her Bachelors and later graduated from their physician assistant program. This fluent Spanish speaker has been a provider for the last 2 years in Pulmonary and Sleep Medicine as well as urgent care and is also an active volunteer for the South Georgia Migrant Farmworker Project providing medical care to migrant farmworkers who otherwise would not have received proper medical attention.

Beginning clip taken from Weezy Wednesdays Episode 1

Lyrics:

And you got Jarred,

Middle Name Taylor

Take your breath away better grab your inhalar

Unbearable on his way to Baylor

Found the key to life so he’s just like a jailor

And he…swears like a sailor

Fits like a tailor

With Bob Marley and yes he was a wailer

Magnitude so high just like a scalar

All he needs is a vector

She was right don’t correct her

Found himself out west with not so much as a metal detector

Which was tough cause he was a collector

Stinky Pete named him the prospector

My next guest is a bulldog alumni from the University of Georgia where she ran track and cross country. She’s going back to school part time to become a nurse and for the past just over 4 years she’s been a flight attendant at both American and Southwest Airlines. Now I plan on asking her all of the regular questions I ask of my guests, but this is one of those career fields where you’re experiencing new people constantly so I of course wanna ask her what some of her best stories are. Please enjoy this episode with Abbie Robinson!

My next guest is a college teacher of Air Force topics for incoming ROTC cadets. She got her bachelors in Operations Research in 2013 and in her free time she enjoys the outdoors and training for marathons. She’s vigilant about both her health and her finances and she’s good at what some might say “balling on a budget.”