Dave claims he can tell if someone is overweight just by hearing their voice. Lou insists this method has never failed—Dave supposedly has a 100% accuracy rate. The conversation shifts to children’s TV characters, where the boys agree that Caillou might be the worst one ever. While chatting about how beloved Steve from Blue’s Clues is, something clicks for Lou—he remembers how ruthless the internet is when it comes to Caillou. They start reading texts from listeners who also can’t stand the character and share some of the harshest anti-Caillou sentiments found on Reddit. Meanwhile, a Brookfield resident casually mentions his favorite type of cocaine: the Peruvian variety he gets in Waterbury. And Big Jim from Carmel, NY, chimes in with a childhood story about a messy situation he once had in Putnam Lake.