What do people from outside of Connecticut really think about us Nutmeg Staters? Apparently, not much — and based on the audio Lou pulled for today’s show, the hate is real. The guys break it down and react to the brutal honesty.

Also on the show, the crew plays a stand-up comedy trivia game twice for a chance to win free tickets to see John Wolf perform live at Edmond Town Hall in Newtown. Don’t miss the laughs — and maybe pick up a few comedy facts along the way.

In other news, a disturbing incident at a bikini barista stand leads to a serious discussion after a customer allegedly attempted to kidnap one of the workers. Lou weighs in with his thoughts and even suggests a much safer (and less creepy) alternative.

Luis Guzmán is taking some public jabs at Jennifer Lopez — the guys talk about the unexpected beef and where it might be coming from.

And in a surprise sports headline, the Cowboys have reportedly traded Micah Parsons. The guys can't help but laugh at the chaos unfolding in Cowboy Nation.

Plus, we're bringing back some classic retro bits you’ve been asking for, including: “Miguel Driving in the DR,” “Fetal Pig Chain,” “Dirt Bike Man,” and “Uzbekistan’s Most Dangerous Drug.” If you missed them the first time, now’s your chance to hear these legendary segments.

The boys kicked things off by sharing their Labor Day Weekend (2025) travel plans: Dave is heading to New Hampshire, Ethan will be at Sacandaga Lake, and Lou is off to Club Getaway in Kent, CT. Somehow, the conversation took a wild turn into fire rituals and pig sacrifice.

They also gave an update on the long-awaited opening of the Food Emporium in Brookfield and posed the question—who wrote the store’s catchy jingle? Lou is convinced it was famed composer Jan Hammer (best known for the Miami Vice theme).

Over in Newtown, the Edmond Town Hall is making major upgrades. They're expanding staff, improving facilities, and booking high-profile guests—serious momentum for the historic venue.

Then there's the mystery of Bill Belichick’s sudden fall from grace. Lou thinks he’s cracked the case: Belichick is hooked on what he calls "the world’s most dangerous drug."

One listener takes a shot at identifying the Food Emporium jingle composer, while another chimes in to agree with Lou’s drug theory.

A major gang bust in Bridgeport sparks a debate—who are Danbury’s most dangerous gangs? Lou believes he can name the Top 3.

Meanwhile, a classroom gets swarmed by bees on the first day of school.

Lou shares audio from a hilarious moment during his recent trip to the Dominican Republic. While driving through mountain roads, his father-in-law was taking sharp turns at high speeds, prompting Lou’s wife Erica to make a laugh-out-loud comment caught on video.

Sebastian Bach of Skid Row is fired up—this time, at vocal coaches.

David Schreiber, owner of Club Getaway in Kent, calls in to chat about buses being banned from South Kent Road, his recent media coverage on FOX News, and the antics planned for Labor Day Weekend.

Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves joins the show to talk about the upcoming San Gennaro festival, lending Lou his truck, a successful first day of school in Hat City, and the city’s efforts to tackle the illegal street bike issue.

You’ll also hear classic moments from the I-95 archives, including chats with Terry Bradshaw, comedian Nick DiPaolo, and sportswriter Andy Martino. Plus, a throwback bit from Ethan, Lou & Large Dave titled “Inverted Nips.”

The guys dive into the latest local and national stories, starting with the shutdown of public islands on Candlewood Lake by authorities.

A once-popular Connecticut restaurant chain is closing even more locations across the state, and in New Milford, officials have banned buses headed to Club Getaway in Kent.

Out west, Burning Man attendees are in for a surprise this year — the infamous Orgy Dome was destroyed by 50-mile-per-hour winds and won’t be making a return.

Meanwhile, Cracker Barrel has caved to public pressure and made changes to its controversial new logo.

You’ll also hear some great throwback guest appearances from Billy Gardell, Melissa Etheridge, and Howie Mandel.

The Connecticut Renaissance Faire is back — and that definitely caught Ethan's attention, thanks to his well-documented love of buxom ladies in bustiers. Meanwhile, a string of smash-and-grab incidents has been reported in Bridgeport. How does Connecticut rank among the hardest-working states in the U.S.? The guys have the answer... and you're probably not going to like it.

On this week’s TV Talk Tuesday, the crew dives into the new Cowboys documentary, the upcoming Dexter series, and breaks down some of the greatest TV performances of the 21st century. Plus, in a truly bizarre moment, a guy in Pennsylvania was kicked out of a town meeting for making dirt bike noises.

You’ll also hear some great throwback clips featuring actor David Arquette, Don Wildman (Mysteries at the Museum), and music legend David Crosby. And for longtime listeners, a classic bit makes its return: “Is She Bald?”

Lou is back from the Dominican Republic with a million wild stories—everything from dogs on rooftops to his father-in-law's outrageous antics and what might be the worst driving on the planet. The three guys also just wrapped up coverage of the 2025 Danbury San Gennaro Festival, where lobsters were a hot topic. Meanwhile, Bethel is embroiled in a debate over affordable housing, a serious shooting occurred in Danbury, and Fairfield’s Little League World Series team finished in third place.

The boys caught up on their favorite current shows and movies during “TV Talk Tuesday.” They shared exciting news about the sequel to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, currently in production and titled The Continuing Adventures of Cliff Booth.

In related news, details are starting to emerge about Quentin Tarantino’s highly anticipated 10th and final film. Lou mentioned that Freaky Tales, starring Pedro Pascal, is a fun watch.

Meanwhile, reports have surfaced that Howard Stern has expressed strong dislike for Call Her Daddy host Alex Cooper.

In local news, Stamford, CT has introduced a new paddle sport, and a man was caught with a firearm at the Waterbury courthouse.

You’ll also get a kick out of some throwback segments like “Ethan: Syrian National,” “Matt Carey Makes Boat Sounds,” and “Farting Near the Ciabatta Bread.”

Dave recaps his action-packed weekend hosting live events in Danbury and New Milford. Meanwhile, a friend of the I-95 Morning Show is making headlines across Connecticut after being fired from her job in Wilton for holding a second position—in Wyoming. Lou steps up to defend Dawn, then shares a hilarious story from her time working at I-95.

Also on the show: a bizarre incident involving a man who approached women in public, wearing a diaper, saying “goo goo ga-ga,” and asking to be changed. Plus, a major prostitution bust in Waterbury sparks some serious (and not-so-serious) questions from the guys.

You'll also hear retro classics from past conversations with Billy Gardell and Howie Mandel—don’t miss it!

Authorities are keeping a close eye on a New Haven bar following reports of underage drinking. This sparked a nostalgic conversation as the guys shared their own youthful misadventures—perhaps with a bit too much enthusiasm. Listeners chimed in, recalling their favorite childhood hangouts for an illicit drink.

The team also hosted an Adam Sandler trivia game, with tickets to see the Sandman up for grabs.

Meanwhile, doctors in China are puzzled by a case involving a young woman experiencing constant arousal, and in Winter Park, Florida, residents are upset over a new Martin Luther King Jr. statue—claiming his head is disproportionately large. Lou offers his own creative fix for the controversy.

Plus, enjoy some classic throwback segments like “Beat it Box,” “European Fatsos,” and “Make it Fit.”

Lou shares the wildest story behind how man caves come to be. Dennis Dunaway of the Alice Cooper Band talks about their first studio album in 50 years, reflects on the passing of Ozzy Osbourne, and recounts his time with Salvador Dalí. Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves joins us to discuss the Danbury Street Festival, the Copsicle, and the rise of Labubus in Hat City.

You'll also hear retro gems like "Florida Foot Sniffer," "Feminine Dryness," "European Fats," and one of our favorite moments with comedian Billy Gardell.

Lou lost his wallet, and someone quickly tried to put it to use. After Milano tracked down where the attempted charge occurred, he launched a full-on foot investigation through Hat City—digging through gas station garbage cans in plain view of rush hour traffic.

Meanwhile, Connecticut is in chaos over the new Merritt Parkway exit numbers. In New York City, breast milk–flavored ice cream is suddenly all the rage. A PR rep emailed Lou about feminine dryness—and, naturally, he handled it with maturity.

Ethan says his wife, Mindy, actually listened to The Ethan, Lou & Large Dave Show podcast yesterday. In other news, ESPN has announced its acquisition of the NFL Network.

Lou also reveals that Ethan has officially graduated to uploading his personal medical scans into ChatGPT. And Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo has just launched its own coffee brand.

You’ll also enjoy retro clips like:

“Ethan Shaves Buttocks”

“Bradley Benches 315”

and the mysterious “Semi Colon.”