The boys dive into one of the hottest topics in America right now: snake antivenom. Jen "The Zookeeper" calls into the show with breaking news about snake venom. Listeners chime in with their suggested names for Ethan Carey’s big Euro-trash vacation. Meanwhile, Lou was unusually thrilled this morning—not about the news, but about the Pope’s brother. What had Lou pondering the actual folds in his brain? The answer might surprise you.

Lou shares some exciting news about his crew—affectionately known as The Gingers—and it's the kind of update that's bound to get people talking. Meanwhile, he's fired up over the state of social media content, passionately arguing that it falls far short of the compelling storytelling seen in Hollywood. In the midst of it all, Dave steps in with some colorful recommendations for Lou’s next adventure—an escape into the alleys and hidden corners of Waterbury, where the real stories wait to be discovered.

Actor/Comedian Marlon Wayans calls the I-95 Morning Show to chat with Ethan, Lou & Dave ahead of his upcoming New York gig.

The annual list of the kinkiest states has just been released, and believe it or not, Connecticut didn’t even crack the Top 10. In fact, we were ranked as one of the lamest states in the country. Naturally, this sent the boys down a horrifying internet rabbit hole to find out what we’ve been missing—and apparently, it's a whole lot of filth. Meanwhile, Ethan is getting excited for his upcoming trip to Italy, and Lou is already plotting ways to ruin it. Actor and comedian Marlon Wayans joins the boys for an extended conversation.

I-95 alumnus Mike Allen joined the boys in-studio for a long-overdue segment of "The Place You Live." Mike shares an incredible story about a group of teenagers who successfully set up a mobile pirate radio station to broadcast from Summer Jam at Watkins Glen in 1973.

On another edition of TV Talk Tuesday, Ethan once again brags—helpfully—that he doesn’t watch much TV. Meanwhile, Lou and Dave are starting to question the direction of The Last of Us on Max.

A bizarre and infamous property in New Fairfield just hit the market. And in Florida, a woman has a lot to say about peacocks.

In this episode's Missed Headlines, the guys share a wild story about a man accused of taking real estate tours for a rather creepy reason. He allegedly goes around town booking tours with female realtors, pretending to brush ants off their feet just to touch them. This bizarre tale actually inspired several classic bits from the I-95 Morning Show archives, which you'll hear sprinkled throughout the episode. The team even dug through the archives for segments centered on toes, feet, and all things foot-related—ENJOY!

Also in the episode: Connecticut just released its definitive list of the 20 best pizza places in the state—and surprise, surprise, not a single pizzeria from the Greater Danbury area made the cut. Shocker!

Dave claims he can tell if someone is overweight just by hearing their voice. Lou insists this method has never failed—Dave supposedly has a 100% accuracy rate. The conversation shifts to children’s TV characters, where the boys agree that Caillou might be the worst one ever. While chatting about how beloved Steve from Blue’s Clues is, something clicks for Lou—he remembers how ruthless the internet is when it comes to Caillou. They start reading texts from listeners who also can’t stand the character and share some of the harshest anti-Caillou sentiments found on Reddit. Meanwhile, a Brookfield resident casually mentions his favorite type of cocaine: the Peruvian variety he gets in Waterbury. And Big Jim from Carmel, NY, chimes in with a childhood story about a messy situation he once had in Putnam Lake.

The Real ID deadline is coming in Connecticut ahead of Ethan's many international trips. Is he ready? Does his passport say "security threat?" Meanwhile, Ridgefield was named one of the friendliest towns in the state, which was apparently enough to short-circuit Lou’s brain. Over in Fairfield, a stink bomb turned a carnival into a chemical warfare simulation. Also, is Bill Trotta (a.k.a. Mr. Morning) secretly moonlighting as an alternate on the Hat City Zoning Board of Appeals? Bill Belichick is now triple-downing in defense of his girlfriend—and for once, Lou totally gets it. And finally, Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves responds to a listener's burning question: what’s the actual situation with the bathrooms at Danbury High?

The guys check the inbox to see what listeners find strange about the opposite sex. Lou has a long list of things he finds odd about women, including how, when one woman falls, all her friends seem to fall with her—and then laugh together on the floor for an hour. He also wonders: Why can't women get out of a car in under 40 minutes? And what's the deal with their inability to keep track of their socks? Meanwhile, the I-95 Morning Show discusses the bizarre thing Michael Jackson once did to scare off Freddie Mercury. Plus, Martin Short is bringing back Match Game, but the guys aren't exactly thrilled about it.

The boys were back at it today, diving into another round of absurd hypothetical animal battles. This time, they drew inspiration from a trending topic on social media: could 100 men take down a silverback gorilla? Northeast Wrestling legend Brian Anthony stopped by the studio to join the fun. On TV Talk Tuesday, Ethan, Lou, and Dave discussed some of the most shocking character deaths in television history. Lou and Dave also revealed they were fans of actor Walton Goggins long before The White Lotus and The Righteous Gemstones, which led one listener to try and one-up their claim to fandom.