Lou lost his wallet, and someone quickly tried to put it to use. After Milano tracked down where the attempted charge occurred, he launched a full-on foot investigation through Hat City—digging through gas station garbage cans in plain view of rush hour traffic.

Meanwhile, Connecticut is in chaos over the new Merritt Parkway exit numbers. In New York City, breast milk–flavored ice cream is suddenly all the rage. A PR rep emailed Lou about feminine dryness—and, naturally, he handled it with maturity.

Ethan says his wife, Mindy, actually listened to The Ethan, Lou & Large Dave Show podcast yesterday. In other news, ESPN has announced its acquisition of the NFL Network.

Lou also reveals that Ethan has officially graduated to uploading his personal medical scans into ChatGPT. And Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo has just launched its own coffee brand.

You’ll also enjoy retro clips like:

“Ethan Shaves Buttocks”

“Bradley Benches 315”

and the mysterious “Semi Colon.”

Today’s episode had a thrilling theme inspired by The X-Files. The boys dive deep into theories and stories surrounding artificial intelligence, deep space exploration, and the mysterious new interstellar object—3I/Atlas—currently headed toward Earth.

Joining them in the studio was Marc D’Antonio from MUFON (Mutual UFO Network), who shared his insights and recounted some of his most incredible, firsthand experiences investigating unexplained aerial phenomena.

Adding to the intrigue, the show also featured retro audio clips from Luis Elizondo, former director of the U.S. government’s Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (AATIP), and Kevin J. DeBruin, a former NASA rocket scientist and science communicator, who each brought their own unique perspectives on space, science, and the unknown.

There’s no shortage of wild and exciting news in Connecticut! A local ‘raccoon whisperer’ has gone viral for cuddling and petting raccoons in his backyard. Comedian Matt Rife just purchased the infamous Warren Occult Museum in Monroe. Meanwhile, a surprising report revealed that the creators of Pokémon once considered giving Pikachu... giant breasts.

Ahead of his highly anticipated Connecticut show with Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Raymond), Howie Mandel chats with Lou Milano about his germaphobia, the drama involving Bill Burr, and how he delivers tough news on America’s Got Talent.

Plus, don’t miss our hilarious retro segment featuring comedian Nick Dipaolo sounding off on everything — and everyone — at the airport.

Ahead of his highly anticipated Connecticut show with Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Raymond), Howie Mandel talks with Lou Milano about his germaphobia, the drama involving Bill Burr, and how he navigates delivering bad news on America’s Got Talent.

The boys talk with Danbury Police Officer Pete Elste about the department’s new community outreach initiative. The Hat City cops are taking part in National Night Out, a nationwide program designed to build stronger relationships between police and the community.

Lou pitches an idea—he wants to do a “Scared Straight” demonstration in Rogers Park. Officer Pete politely shuts it down, saying it’s probably not the best idea.

The guys also discover the Labubu craze—just a bit too late. While Labubu comes from China, they were surprised to learn its inspiration is actually Nordic.

You’ll also enjoy some retro “Best-Of” moments like:

Taryn Manning Loves Butthole

Michael Jackson Climbs Trees

Crystal the Robot Roasts the I-95 Morning Show – 2025 Edition

Sugarfoot

The boys tackled a wide range of topics today—starting with a literal dash out of the studio. Dave got so sick from Ozempic that he had to bail mid-segment, right in the middle of a Missed Headlines story about… Ozempic.

Ethan and Lou kept the show rolling with a conversation about the rising popularity of Elicit Brewing in the Hat City, and the latest TikTok parenting trend known as the “Feral Children” method—yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.

Then it was time for Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves’ regular weekly appearance. The tone of the show shifted when the guys asked the Mayor to respond to a News-Times article detailing a credible death threat from a homeless gun owner. What started as a headline turned into a serious and sobering moment on-air.

Also in today’s show: some fun retro clips featuring Danbury’s last four mayors—Alves, Esposito, Cavo, and Boughton. A little trip down political memory lane.

Lou is on a mission to track down the “ya knawm sayin’” guy from the prison reality series Lockup. Meanwhile, Ethan’s grandson—Matt Carey’s son, Bradley—stopped by the studio to hang with the boys and his papa. The crew didn’t waste the opportunity, sitting down for an in-depth interview with the New Milford tween.

Plus, stand-up comedian and actor Billy Gardell joins the show to talk about working with Melissa McCarthy, the best advice he ever got from his Pennsylvania dad, and the movie that almost made him famous.

Billy Gardell has been making audiences laugh for over two decades with his stand-up comedy. You probably know him from hit shows like Bob Hearts Abishola and Mike & Molly. Now, he’s bringing his talents to the Ridgefield Playhouse this Friday (8/1/25).

Ahead of the big show, Billy joined the I-95 Morning Show for an extended chat about his incredible weight loss journey, some timeless advice from his dad, and the one movie that almost made him famous.

On this week’s TV Talk Tuesday, the boys review Happy Gilmore 2 and the new Billy Joel documentary on HBO. A local politician makes headlines again—arrested for the second time in as many months. Meanwhile, Connecticut rolls out yet another cockamamie, pizza-themed initiative. Plus, Lou shares his favorite line from Tires on Netflix, involving women who do CrossFit.

Ethan casually strolls into the I-95 studio sporting a mustache, as if no one would notice. He still hasn’t seen the Superman movie, but he comes armed with a slew of fun facts about a random guy he met on vacation in Delaware — a guy named Marty. Midway through Ethan’s Marty story, Dave lets out an audible yawn. Meanwhile, the infamous serial butt sniffer has been caught once again in California. And over in Bridgeport, the "Soundside" music festival has been canceled with no clear explanation. Maybe they'll just rename it again next year and hope no one catches on.