The guys are fired up about Artemis II, while Lou and Dave are still dealing with serious regret from the hot dogs they crushed yesterday. There’s also a wild story about an OnlyFans model sending “care packages” to members of the military, which somehow comes up more than once.

More details continue to come out about Tiger Woods, including reports that he had been chatting with Donald Trump. On a much lighter note, the Final Four is finally here, and the guys are all in on that.

Lou teases a big announcement, and there’s an awesome moment involving a kid who was asked by a CNN reporter why he’s so excited about NASA’s Artemis II mission—his answer absolutely delivered.

Between all that, Lou also opens up a bit about his personal life, and just in case it wasn’t clear the first time, the guys are very, very hyped for the Final Four.

Ethan shares a story about how the State of Connecticut is looking to dig deeper and seriously investigate UFO sightings across the state. Meanwhile, Waterbury Police say they arrested a suspect who was allegedly carrying nine pounds of cocaine.

The guys also get fired up over NASA’s upcoming Artemis II launch, while Cheez-It celebrates its 105th anniversary. Lou and Dave make it very clear that if your favorite flavor isn’t white cheddar, they’re jokingly ready to show up at your house and settle it the old-fashioned way.

Roberto Alves stops by the studio to talk about upcoming spring and summer events in Danbury, along with paving projects happening around the city. At one point, the guys also admit they have no idea what a parallelogram is, and Ethan somehow takes things even further by saying he wants to send a dinosaur to eat Lou—proving he may not fully understand how dinosaurs work.

There was a wild arrest in Waterbury involving a stolen gun. Ethan tells Lou and Dave that Connecticut is considering increasing fines for modified mufflers that cause noise pollution. A company is reportedly exploring human cloning to harvest organs later—Lou and Ethan aren’t thrilled, but Dave seems all in. The cloning chat got even weirder as listeners chimed in with creative ideas, like adding extra nipples on your back. In lighter news, Chick-fil-A is offering free ice cream to diners who put their phones away at the table. And Sydney Sweeney is up for a Webby Award thanks to her viral bathwater campaign.

Lou plugs his show at Chuck’s Steakhouse tomorrow night. There’s a massive drug bust in Torrington. A Ridgefield man is accused of trying to bribe a victim in a sexual assault case. A zoo’s grand opening gets delayed after an elephant breaks loose and crashes through a steel gate.

The internet is fired up over a Carnival cruise employee who allegedly ruined a couple’s engagement. The guys take a deep dive into the world of Disney adults. Plus, they ask: what survival tips do most people get wrong? The listeners weigh in. The Hartford Yard Goats announce their new mutant ballpark food for the 2026 season. Comedian Pat McGann joins the show.

We had the chance to catch up with stand-up comedian Pat McGann, who’s bringing his tour right to our area with shows at the SHU Community Theatre in Fairfield on April 11th and the Tarrytown Music Hall on April 12th. If you’ve seen him before, you already know—he’s been Sebastian Maniscalco’s go-to opener for years, performing in everything from small clubs to sold-out arenas like Madison Square Garden.

The UConn Huskies shocked the world with a last-second buzzer-beater to beat Duke and advance to the Final Four. The Denny’s in Danbury has officially closed its doors for good. The Taste of Danbury is returning to the Hat City. People are putting yogurt in their coffee… why? And the Cracker Barrel guy is back!

The guys run into some tech issues, forcing Dave to abandon the controls and reboot the server while Ethan and Lou fill the time by sharing their swinger encounters. Lou then pushes Dave to start playing songs outside the station’s format in protest of yet another glitch.

At one point, Dave goes on a rant, claiming everyone in Torrington is ugly and has a messy lawn. Meanwhile, two social media influencers make a surprise stop at an ice cream shop in Norwalk.

Opening Day in Major League Baseball didn’t go smoothly when it came to the national anthem, and, of course, Netflix is raising its prices yet again.

Vince Vaughn perfectly explains why late-night talk shows are dying. Shaq denies sending thirsty DMs to Sabrina Carpenter, saying he’s got way better game than that. The boys dive into the idea of “conversational narcissists.”

The war against self-driving food delivery robots is officially on—one guy even refused to hit the crosswalk button for one. Meanwhile, another man was arrested for the 98th time.

Lou shoots his shot and DMs his celebrity crush, WNBA star Sophie Cunningham, and then breaks some big news about Lisa Lampanelli’s new role on the I-95 Morning Show.

The boys hit the inbox to find out what listeners think are the best movies of the ‘80s. Ethan shares some alarming stats about Connecticut’s tick population. In a rare turn, Ethan, Lou, and Dave spotlight a feel-good story about a Connecticut woman who went from being a janitor at Yale New Haven Hospital to becoming a doctor there.

The star of Reacher won’t face charges after new video shows he acted in self-defense during a fight with his neighbor. A Pennsylvania man allegedly set a house on fire while singing “Burning Down the House.” One Florida community has banned sagging pants, and a North Carolina tractor-trailer driver hit 18 overpasses in Central New York.

Lou throws out an interesting “would you rather” question, and Dave points out that Ethan is really into accessories.

Connecticut is cracking down on products like kratom, even going as far as calling it “gas station heroin.” Starting tomorrow, kratom and similar substances will be reclassified as Schedule I narcotics.

A Minnesota woman is leading the push to bring happy hour to retirement and assisted living facilities, and Lou & Dave celebrate the legend of Chuck Norris with some of their favorite Chuck Norris jokes—plus listeners chimed in with theirs through the I-95 Rock Mobile app.

Meanwhile, the actor who plays Reacher made headlines after an incident involving his neighbor, Naugatuck announced new greenway and riverwalk projects, and in Rocky Hill, a driver ended up in the Connecticut River—but thankfully, first responders were able to make a rescue.

On TV Talk Tuesday, the guys break down “Train Dreams” on Netflix, “Shrinking” Season 3 on Apple TV+, and more. And Dave points out that every time he writes about Holy Land USA in Waterbury, there’s always that one person who feels the need to bring up a decades-old murder.