Lou asked Ethan and Dave, “What’s one item you buy at the grocery store that feels like a delightful little secret?” What began as a lighthearted question quickly turned into an impromptu crash course for Ethan on the most basic store-bought macaroni and cheese options. Fittingly, it also happened to be National Macaroni and Cheese Day. Listeners chimed in with plenty of advice and amusing commentary for Ethan.

In other news, a major pharmacy chain is preparing to shut down all of its Connecticut locations. Meanwhile, a conjoined twin from New Milford made headlines after announcing she was recently married in a private ceremony at Lover’s Leap Park.

The guys also shared throwback clips from past conversations with Jim Florentine, Kathy Griffin, Michael Imperioli, Geoff Downes, Mandy Rose, and The Jerky Boys.

Ethan showed up late—sporting a right hand three times the size of a normal human's.

Jen the Zookeeper joined the show to share helpful tips on how to safely interact with wildlife in our national parks. She also weighed in on a less typical topic: monkeys who smoke cigarettes.

You’ll also hear some great throwback clips featuring Joe Bouchard of Blue Öyster Cult and JJ Da Boss from Street Outlaws. Plus, we revisited classic bits like “Meat Face” and “An LSU Fan Stuck His Fanger in My Booty.”

Meanwhile, Andrew Dice Clay returned to the I-95 Morning Show to promote his upcoming show at the Capitol Theatre in Port Chester, NY. He and Lou caught up, swapping stories about old Hollywood legends like Telly Savalas, Frank Sinatra, and Wayne Newton.

Dice also shared his love for the name Lou Milano, saying, “You can count on Louie.”

And his relationship with Jerry Seinfeld? They get along—but according to Dice, it’s a bit of a complicated pissing contest.

Andrew Dice Clay returned to the I-95 Morning Show to promote his upcoming show at the Capitol Theatre in Port Chester, NY. He and Lou spent a lot of time catching up, diving into stories about old Hollywood legends like Telly Savalas, Frank Sinatra, and Wayne Newton.

Dice also shared his love for the name Lou Milano, saying, "You can count on Louie."

As for his relationship with Jerry Seinfeld? They get along—but Dice admits it’s a bit of a complex pissing contest.

Lou dove into the audio archives and uncovered some vintage, unhinged Mike Tyson interview clips—classics that had the guys rolling with laughter.

An NHL player recently laid out a drunk civilian on a golf course—and it turns out, the civilian was at fault.

In local news, New Milford is getting a brand-new BBQ joint on Bank Street. Meanwhile, a Seymour man was caught making homemade bombs before he could set them off.

And big news for shoppers: Wegmans is preparing to open the doors of its first Connecticut location.

Russia puts the Yale Bulldogs on its hit list. Busta Rhymes is headed to a Connecticut city near you. Pete Davidson was recently spotted in Connecticut, making stops in both Stamford and Ridgefield. A new smoothie shop is coming to Danbury—possibly alongside some new apartments. Meanwhile, Gary Coleman’s wife has failed a polygraph test regarding her possible involvement in his death.

Ethan and Lou also call out one of the worst tribute artist names of all time, then ask listeners: If you fronted a tribute band, who would you pay homage to?

Ethan recalls the time he had to give a bone marrow sample, and Lou insists there's a far more economical way to extract it. Meanwhile, the TSA is considering eliminating the rule that requires passengers to remove their shoes—but Lou argues there are far more pressing issues in air travel that need attention.

On TV Talk Tuesday, the boys dive into Entertainment Weekly’s list of the greatest sci-fi shows of all time.

And how many men does it take to identify which defunct Danbury Stop & Shop is back in the news? Apparently, two men, a massive radio audience, and three full readings of the article.

Lou says not to bother photographing fireworks—no one cares. However, if you manage to snap a photo of a dilapidated swan, you've struck internet gold. Meanwhile, Ethan is questioning what's going on with the people from Brewster, NY, and Lou is beginning to suspect they were all engineered in a lab as part of a science experiment. Gen Z is now aggressively campaigning for sex rooms in the workplace, prompting Lou to shout, "Get me Finkelberg!"

The boys were clearly fired up heading into the Fourth of July weekend, bringing a burst of energy—and some truly bizarre conversation—to today's show. The poll question of the day: Would you sell one of your testicles on the black market for $30,000?

Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves stopped by to share details about the upcoming festivities in Hat City, break down the debut of the new "Copsicle," and recount some memorable moments from the Mayor’s Cup golf outing with former city leaders.

Award-winning documentary filmmaker Chris Eyre also joined the show to discuss his latest project—a film about the legendary Jim Thorpe—premiering on the History Channel on July 7, 2025.

A Waterbury deli is facing serious challenges after a sprinkler system caused significant damage to the interior. Ethan shares the story of a Connecticut criminal who looks like he was cast straight out of “Douchebag Central.” Meanwhile, one engineer is proposing a bold idea: eliminate left turns entirely. Lou delivers another impassioned speech about people who host parties without serving alcohol. And there’s an update on the Diddy trial—or rather, four out of the five key outcomes have been decided... so, almost a result.

The guys kick things off by chatting about their favorite Fourth of July foods. But the conversation comes to a screeching halt when one listener admits to loving ambrosia.

It’s TV Talk Tuesday, so the crew goes around the room with their latest streaming recommendations and gives a sneak peek at what’s coming soon to your favorite platforms.

In Missed Headlines: a heroic dad, an outraged business owner, and the all-too-relatable case of swamp crotch.