Friday Night Deploys

In the inaugural episode of our "Not So Short Shorts", the DevPlebs tell stories about people they've worked with ranging from the funny (bad excuses for not making it into work) to the highly unsettling (writing a story about murdering someone in the office).

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Personal bathrooms! Abuse of height! Gross baby photos! Setting expectations low! Driving success through guilt! Stealing the GitHub Student Pack! Knife crime! Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai! Extrapolating Meaning from this dumb podcast! Lying on your resume! Sorting algorithms! Getting a bad tattoo! Safari's dev tools! Changing our focus from web development to true crime!

This week the DevPlebs talk about: The British Bulldog! Having babies! Hating episode 4! Doing things! High school nicknames! The regrets of starting a podcast! Ugh, anime! Chain smoking! Peer pressure! Starting a cult! Shredding! Standing on the backs of better people! Gatekeeping! Sucking (listen to find out more)! Top Friends on Facebook! Wilson from Home Improvement! DMX's net worth! Side projects!

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Giving Up! Tik Tok! Screaming in Walmart! Vaping! The LOTR trilogy! Games your girlfriend will hate! Murder? Baby gates! P90X! Rock hard abs! The Amityville Horror! Failing at our podcast! The Plain White T's discography! Defenestration! Giphy! The Phantom of the Opera! Raising the morale of your severely overworked employees with a pizza party! How to not suck in a team!

This week the DevPlebs talk about: WatchMojo! Pumping out content! Yooka Laylee! Shoutouts! Dan Abramov! Highschool football dreams cut short by ACL injuries! React Suspense! Nu Metal! Carpool Karaoke With James Corden! Turing (the language)! Snapchat! The Rules of BINGO! Linkin Park! Windows Forms! Chester the Cheetah! Alan Kay, the father of Object Oriented Programming! Dan Abramov again! Finding meaning in abstract art!

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Being unfunny! Fire extinguishers! The Microsoft Zune! Phil's Snobby Frame Rate Preferences! The Caped Crusader! Hype-Driven Development! The end of the Matrix where Neo jumps through Agent Smith! The Simpsons questionable animation practices! Cannibalizing Senior Developers! Billionaires! Having an existential crisis!

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Dieting! Being broke! The srcset attribute! Anime transformations! MasterChef Season 10! Jobs? Forever 21! Six Pack Shortcuts! Getting Ghosted! Blackmailing To Climb Your Way Up The Corporate Ladder! The Canadian Dollar! Phil's Old Face! Keith's Young Face! 5 Easy Steps To Earn A Six Figure Salary!