The Patriots have left us wanting more, The Celtics keep giving us more, and Ben Simmons is a mental midget. PLUS I’m shitting, I’m shitting, I’m shitting. And Billy Trashcan orders another drink.

Patriots Draft

Red Sox Suck

HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

Celtics chat with Jack @jacksimonenba

Bruins vs. Hurricanes

Simplest Minds of the Week

PLUS Ray has a poop story

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