Bill, aka The Queen, aka Trashcan is firing on all cylinders in his chamber of terrible spilling tea all over our laps. Patriots are who we thought they were, Tuukka has crushed the quest, and Trade Brad makes a move.

Patriots evaluation

HEADLINES with THE OBVIOUS ONE

NFL Super Wild Card weekend

Bruins lay an egg

Celtics make a trade

PLUS Bill and the iron lung

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