Friendly Rural Cryptid

What an absolute trip of a movie. Please go watch this with absolutely no spoilers if you can, and then come back and take a listen. Goodness gracious.

Is it not normal to have ghosts in your house? Lemme know.

Easily the longest episode I will ever do. I'd heard about Noroi the Curse a little in found footage horror movie circles, but I couldn't find any reviews of it anywhere. SO. I watched it. By myself. As it approached dusk. And I could not tell you a time I have regretted a decision more. As with all of them, please please please actually watch the movie before listening, but especially with this one cause WHEW BOY.

Get ready for some Blumhouse neon realness. Featuring me thirsting over a whole entire murderer and some vehement hatred for Larry, whose name often escapes me.

What, you don't start continuities right in the middle? Just me? Today, we're getting into creepy kids and very good husbands, and yeah, some of it doesn't make sense, but when has that ever stopped me?

God, I love this movie! If you haven't seen it, obviously watch it before you listen to this, but please join me for some short shorts, crop tops, and knee socks, all on your favorite jocks.

Listen. This movie is silly. But hear me out - it's also great. Big ole warning for sexual assault mentions and discussion and an even bigger one for Cary Elwes' actor arc.

This one's a long boi! Porno, available on Shudder, is a real movie and not just a recording of people boning down, I promise. Be prepared for dick explosions, a long rant about heteronormativity, and a more or less constant bash on modern, mainstream Christianity. Highly recommend watching this before or after listening! The real mystery is why I thought it was Mancino Man. That doesn't even sound right.

What are these character's names again? How is this hospital still running??? Please be aware, this episode contains references to mental illness and suicidal ideation, so if that's not your jam, this episode will not make you a perfect pb&j. Otherwise, dang, a pb&j sounds super good right now, right?

Welcome to the inaugural episode! This episode features my crush on Kristen Stewart, embarrassingly obvious missed details because zoot, and a whole lot of hate on TJ Miller. Do you want some popcorn? I could definitely go for some popcorn rn