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It's part TWO of our roleplay remake of Steven Spielbergs JAWS! James joins the party! Andrew can't catch a break! Nick and Vee trade scar stories. Jose tries to politic his way through the campaign and pisses his crewmates off with his scumbag tendencies. The shark gets treated to a nice buffet of disgruntled seamen. The thrilling conclusion of JAWS is right here.
The Friends Who Pretend absolutely massacre and cheapen Steven Spielberg's 1975 summer blockbuster JAWS! Andrew and Vee go on a drunk driving adventure! Jose wears ugly suits while sending people to die in the ocean! Nick names his price and knows his worth! Lots of people have fun in the sun and lots of people DIE horrible deaths!
The Friends Who Pretend are disgusting vile creatures who absolutely defile the 1989 Batman film. Just a bunch of drunken perverts stumbling their way through the thrilling conclusion of this Tim Burton classic. Lots of people die. Lots of people have orgasms. Jacob and Chris sing Prince together. They should all be embarrassed.
The Friends are back with their roleplay remake of Tim Burton's Batman! Nick listens to Billy Ocean upside down. Vee goes on a killing spree while listening to Prince! Jacob eats soup and it hurts. James seeks the bosses validation and Jose makes an ass out of himself at the roulette table.
We are back with the second part of our roleplay remake of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. The Turtles take on the foot clan and rupture some testicles! Michelangelo tries to keep the peace! Donatello finds religion! Leonardo forgets everything he's ever learned about meditation and just about all of Splinter's other teachings. Casey Jones gives April O'Neal multiple orgasms! Once again, the Friends at the table for this episode are Jacob as April O'Neal, Nick as both Casey Jones and Danny Pennington, Jose as Leonardo, Vee as Raphael, Andrew as Michelangelo and James as Donatello.
The Friends Who Pretend play through the 1990 cult classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Starring Jose (Leonardo), Vee (Raphael), James (Donatello), Andrew (Michaelangelo), Nick (Casey Jones/Danny) and Jacob (April O'Neal) this one has it all! Jacob teaches the Ninja Turtles about the Catholic church! Vee pops Foot Soldiers like water balloons! Nick listens to Whitney Houston! Cowabunga!
The Friends Who Pretend are back with another epic adventure. Possibly our biggest one yet. A group of young men awaken in a strange government facility with no memories of their lives until this moment and no clue who they are. In the role of 31X aka The Phlegmatic One, real name unknown, we have Vee Derrick. In the role of the Sardonic One aka 13x, real name unknown, we have Nick Bryant. In the role of The Happy One, Aka 69x, Aka Powerhouse The Gorilla, real name unknown, we have James Anderson. In the role of 04x, aka The Observant One, real name unknown, we have Andrew Zamot, and in the role of Mr Melancholy AKA 47X we have Jose Manuel Discua Fuentes.
I also want to give a huge shoutout to a few friends of the show that helped out in the music department for this one who have either written and recorded music just for this campaign, or have given us their blessing to use their music for the campaign. First and foremost, the title track for Demigods is a cover of the Pixies "Where is My Mind" from our good friend Rigor Morris, performed by Rigor Morris and Dez Barnes. Also we have music from friend of the show DUSK, as well Those Shadow People who were gracious enough to gift us with the closing track "See Yourself"
Find Rigor Morris at:
https://rigormorris.bandcamp.com
Find Dusk at:
https://erichdusk.bandcamp.com
Find Those Shadow People at:
Spotify = https://open.spotify.com/artist/2VGr06Cj3o7Dxrnn4IfA0m?si=0KaMBH73TVaYflNc3VYPAA
Apple Music = https://music.apple.com/us/artist/those-shadow-people/560813145
When Hubie mysteriously comes into a large sum of cash, the Floyd family believes their prayers have finally been answered, but as they would soon find out, not everything is at it seems, especially when it comes to Hubie's business dealings. Starring Andrew Zamot, Jessica Rose, Jose Manual Discua Fuentes, Chris Bryant, James Anderson and Vee Derrick, as per usual, but also starring Nick Bryant as James Asswiggle, continuing the tradition of Nick playing a new character each episode
We are back with our second episode of our old school sitcom parody, Playing House. In the last episode you were introduced to the Floyd family and all their wacky antics. This week you'll join them at the dinner table once again as it is Thanksgiving in the world of Playing House and you are among just a few of the unexpected house guests who will be joining them. Once again the game finds Andrew Zamot in the role of JR, the father, Jessica Rose as the wife Peggy, Jose Manual Discua Fuentes and James Anderson as the sons Zack and Jimmy, and Vee Derrick as the family dog, Mr Waffles. Also joining the cast is Nick Bryant as Lurkey The Turkey, a role that is going to kickstart the tradition of Nick playing a different character in every episode of Playing House.
While most of our games are designed as one-shot campaigns intended to emulate the movies that have inspired them, this is our first ongoing campaign and it's one that is intended to mirror an ongoing television show rather than a single movie. Playing House is a parody of all of those old 80s and 90s sitcoms we love so much, such as Full House, Family Ties, Roseanne, Growing Pains, Step by Step and so many other live-before-a-studio audience sitcoms complete with a laugh track and all. The game sees Andrew Zamot in the role of JR, patriarch of the Floyd family, Jessica Rose as his stunning housewife Peggy, Jose Manual Discua Fuentes as the teenaged punk rock poser Zack, James Anderson as the overachieved but underappreciated son Jimmy, and Vee Derrick in the role of their lifetime, Mr. Waffles the family dog. Rounding off the Floyd family is Chris Bryant in the roles of youngest Floyd, little Michelle, and of course everyone's favorite pervert Hubie, or Uncle Hubie as he is known in this series.
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Friends Who Pretend is an Actual-Play podcast where we remake movies and TV shows as Tabletop Roleplaying games. We step into these worlds and improvise our dialog and actions but the dice decides…