Sam and Dave give Rachel a hard time for running late. Sam forces Dave to do his incredible Michael Caine impression. Rachel tells the story of Dave cowardly using a woman as a human shield. Dave also shares the story of when he got an HR woman fired for choking him. Sam talks about Dave Attell bringing him onstage and asking him what kind of porn he likes in front of his family. Rachel talks about how she and Dave might need a friend mediator.