From Up In The Balcony

Excuse me Mercury Retrograde, but they have an episode to record. Picking up where they left off, the girls break down the essential happenings and give some new directives to you.

How is Sharon your office tour guide? If your jeans haven't revolted, pull them up over your dried up balls. Too much??

Two girls and a jack. Burnout. Languishing. Pretty sure the girls hit all the therapy hot topics in one weekend but Astrology will always save them.

Breaking up is hard to do, but sometimes, things just need to float off to sea. Time to plot revenge and make new friends. Stay strong.

People be gettin' on their nerves. If you're looking for sympathy, empathy or pity you will be disappointed - they're just saying what you're thinking. Maggie cracked the code on what Hot Girl Summer really meant.

You're not in LA anymore Maggie. The girls explore their exposure to scratches, aches and pains...it truly is a Wonderful Life.

Ranch solves everything. Do you even read the show notes? They are clever AF.

Sharon takes revenge - grab your skinny scarves, you'll need to stop the bleeding.

The girls are getting cheeky and opinionated. The blood-lines are being drawn...too bad neither one of them are heirs to the fortune.

Maggie refuses to overpay and is stuck scheduling more appointments...and nervous Sharon is starting beef with one of her favorite people. Sharon just wants to get through the intersection, sip green tea, solve crime and get political.