A Special Message From the Producers:

 

Hello, it is with much embarrassment and humiliation that we come before you today to say that the following episode of Monkey Feet Hands will be presented to you with no alterations other that the appropriate thematic music at the proper designated moment of said episode. That is to say:

This episode is uncut. The horrible hosts of this program neglected to present the contractually obligated content in an on brand and non disruptive manner and therefore we here at the business end of Monkey Feet Hands were given no recourse, but to fulfill our mandate to you the listener with a raw recording of an episode rather than subject you to a severely redacted and thereby utterly nonsensical piece of mindlessness.

They cut everything Corey Baltazar said in their useless version of the episode, and so here you are—an unadulterated look into the inferior minds of the degenerate hosts (for now) of Monkey Feet Hands.