If you take I -80 straight to the east … and go 15 hours…  you’ll arrive  t=ao Des Moines, Iowa.  you gotta make a right from the 2nd Aveoff-ramp… and a few blocks later… you’ll arrive at Fong’s.   A storefront amid the 3 story brick buildings. And it’s the home of America’s newest Culinary abomination.

Well… let me pause here.  If you were going to add breakfast cereal to a cheese pizza… which would you pick?   Corn flakes for some crunch?  Rice Krispies for some snap crackle pop?

Think about your favorite… as I inform you that Fong’s has lit up the internet in pure disgust… with the

with Fruit Loops Pizza.  

It’s a 16-inch thin crust cheese pie… smothered in mozarella… and topped with a healthy handfdul…. unhealthy handful of fruit loops.  Multicolored sugary circles …that leach dye into the mozarella… making this pizza something close to a steaming rainbow.

And before you consider what it tastes like … I have to let you know the fruit loops absorb the pizza grease…. so they’re actually wet warm and soggy.

So if your dinner tonight turns out a little disappointing… just remember… it could be worse.

For the privilege of eating this revolting combination of fruit loops mozarella and tomato sauce … Fong’s will charge you $20 a pie.  

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