Welcome to State Your Business!  This week, we shine a light on what this past week has been like living in Houston, muthafuckin Texas.  What a shit show, from the top down.  Reliability, anyone?  Anyone at all???  Somebody email me and tell me 12 degrees isn't cold.  I dare you.

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