State Your Business

Welcome to State Your Business!  One man, one microphone, one stream of unbroken consciousness flowing out into the universe.  This week, we talk about the fallout from the Texas Winter Storm, why Americans are known for suing the pants off of people, and the problem with neighbors.

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Welcome to State Your Business!  This week, we shine a light on what this past week has been like living in Houston, muthafuckin Texas.  What a shit show, from the top down.  Reliability, anyone?  Anyone at all???  Somebody email me and tell me 12 degrees isn't cold.  I dare you.

One day early.  Because oppression.  Like what you hear?  Sponsor my ass and send me free shit.

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Welcome to State Your Business!  Broadcasting from the frozen land of southeast Texas.  Google it.  This week, we talk about the state of the stupid political parties representing "all" Americans, recent roadtrip feedback through the heartland of this great country, and selfish parents insisting on sending their children to school...even after testing positive for COVID.  

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Enough with the woke Super Bowl commercials, let's get down to some REAL TALK!  Today, we discuss militant cyclists invading our neighborhoods and disrupting our very way of life.  How much blood will have to be shed before this comes to an end already?

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Welcome back, folks!  This week, we discuss a bunch of current events and pop culture.  GameStop?  Check.  JoJo Siwa?  Got it.  Hilaria Baldwin and her morphing accents?  YOU KNOW IT!  Something for everybody this episode, folks.  Let's get caught up so we can get back to the more important things in life.  Or not.  Who cares.

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The inauguration has come and gone, and.... SPOLIER ALERT!  Nothing happened!  Tune in as Ryan rants about the various conspiracy theories leading up to Biden taking office.  You're wasting away your LIVES, folks!  Buckle up, we go hard this week.  Apologies to my mother.

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Welcome to State Your Business!  DISCLAIMER: I love my wife.  This week, Ryan rants about running errands for your significant other, insane beauty standards and fake lips on Insta, and giving travelers a guilt trip.  Having a loved one run an errand for you is basically the equivalent of removing 2 years from their life expectancy.  Don't agree?  Lose my number.

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This week, Ryan discusses last week's "events" at the capitol, and where the hell we go from here.  Shocker:  Terms and Conditions really do apply, you fucks.  You people need to start behaving, or we'll turn this car right around and go back to 2020.  

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Welcome to the State Your Business podcast!  This week, Ryan rants about the government "stimulus", a real-life encounter with a Karen, and how money is f*cking fake and that we all need to accept it and move on with our lives.  

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The end of the year is finally here!  Let's kick it in the ass on its way out the door.  In this episode, we talk about grocery store math, if there's any hope to stay sharper than the Soviets, and what we'll miss from a year gone astray.  I ask you - what will YOU miss?

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