Single, pregnant, 27 and with no job prospects or maternity leave past childbirth. SMILF’s basic bitch take on budgeting (clue: read Barefoot Investor), being Frugal As FuckTM and how to milk everyone into buying you baby shit (jokes). Sage advice from an idiot with no expertise, who names her bank accounts things like Bitch of Living & Treat Yoself, but is somehow savvy enough to live a little bit more than week to week.