This weeks never before heard songs include a return of the Bloody Fat Fucks, a Wicked Wench and a man leering at girls in a Parisian airport. You heard it here first.

This week's never before heard songs include the original Short King, a man battling Nesquik, and M.E.N.T.O.R makes his return, this time to complain about Facebook. You heard it here first.

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This weeks episode never before heard songs include Game of Thrones bars, the love of the butter and the wackest, third-eye-open, on Kyrie Irving's playlist, pseudo-woke nonsense. All that and more on First Play Podcast.

Diving right back into the best of the worst Spotify has to offer with;

1:32 - A man who wants only one thing. Yes, it's THAT thing...

11:15 - Home Alone from the inside of Kevin's mind

19:30 - The trouble with an orgy

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On this holiday spectacular edition of First Play, join us as we discuss Santa versus Jesus with Cosmonaut Meg (@meghanstheworst), which animals got left off the ark with Justice(@Seigi_VA) and the most important article of clothing with Kofie(@Kofie)

Cosmonaut Meg is back to talk shit about terrible yarling, Gilbert Gottfried's sexy voice, and making fun of Ben's joke style. If you like to hear Ben cry, this is the episode for you.

We got everything in this episode. Suburb rap about how high school sucks from the enduring perspective of the white man. Bad rap music. Bad Country music. Who will come out on top? It's First Play Podcast and you heard it here first.

Crackhead Bob Dylan and Jilted Cuckolds Galore. It's a special Thursday edition of First Play Podcast.

On this election day special, tune in as we get into a man making a goddamn mess in the recording studio, another man who refuses to pay for sex and head splitting orgasmic beats.

Join us as we listen to never before heard songs on Spotify including the three best adjectives in the English language, stoning and boning an the birth of Paul LeFrance. First Play Pocast; you heard it here first.