Fruity and Moody

Fruity and Moody

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Fruity and Moody episodes

  • WHY DATING APPS ARE RUINING REAL RELATIONSHIPS (Hookup Culture EXPLAINED!)

    In today's episode, Therapist Jake is back with yet another therapy session — because, honestly, who doesn't need a little more of Jake in their life? This time, he kicks things off with a real thinker: "Can you be friends with your ex?" Spoiler alert: Jake has some strong opinions on that. But don't worry, he quickly dives into the main course of the episode—the dating world today, which, let's be real, is like navigating a maze of awkward encounters and confusing texts. Jake brings up dating apps, which have somehow become a breeding ground for hookups and situationships, and wonders aloud why it seems like everyone is allergic to the idea of actual relationships. With his hopeless romantic heart on his sleeve, Jake explains how chasing that fairytale love on apps is basically a self-inflicted emotional rollercoaster, complete with disappointment and just a hint of rage. He goes deep into why the current dating culture could spell trouble for long-term relationships in the future. Tune in to today’s episode for Jake’s hilarious take on dating, along with some real talk and solid advice!


    thank you so much for watching, I love you!✨💓


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    Fruity and Moody is also available to watch on YouTube!

    33 min
  • CRAZY BIG TIME RUSH LORE, GETTING POOPED ON AT THE EIFFEL TOWER & BEING NAKED ON A JET SKI

    In today’s episode, Jake is taking you on a wild ride down memory lane, and trust us, it’s the road you want to be on. He’s getting into his hot takes on the classic shows that defined our childhoods—iCarly, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, and, of course, the one everyone’s still talking about, Big Time Rush! Jake spills the tea on which BTR band member was his favorite and argues that your pick says way more about your personality than you’d expect. Spoiler alert: there’s a psychological theory here. He also dives into the bizarre dynamics of these shows—like why every younger sibling seemed to have a PhD in torturing their older sibling, why parents always had weird jobs (seriously, what was Mrs. Knight’s gig?), and why every episode felt like a fever dream. But wait, there’s more—Jake also gets into why he couldn’t care less about visiting huge landmark places like the Eiffel Tower and why, in a totally unrelated story, he may have been naked on a jet ski getting chased by the police. Tune in for a blend of nostalgia, deep dives, and maybe even a few lighthearted rants. It’s the fun you didn’t know you needed today!


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    Fruity and Moody is also available to watch on YouTube!

    34 min
  • ELDERLY WOMAN HITS ON ME😳 GYM CRUSH DRAMA & WHY BEING SINGLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY IS BETTER!

    In today’s episode, things are about to get *real* interesting. Jake sits down to share the wild story of a recent encounter with an older woman who, let’s just say, made her intentions very clear—spoiler alert: she wanted to take him home. Yes, we’re serious. No, we’re not making this up. And if you think that’s the most scandalous part of the episode, think again—Jake also spills the latest on his hot 50-year-old gym crush, including the latest drama (hint: it’s not exactly going in his favor). Plus, Jake gives his *hot take* on Valentine's Day and explains why being single on this Hallmark holiday is, in fact, a straight-up win. Trust us, you don’t want to miss it. Tune in for all the juicy details!


    thank ya’ll for listening, I love ya’ll✨🫶🏽


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    Podcast Instagram: @fruityandmoodyy


    Fruity and Moody also available to watch on YouTube!

    35 min
  • The Truth About Your Twenties: Why You Don’t Have to Have It All Together

    In today’s episode, Jake is back, and let me tell you, it’s been a *wild* two weeks. After battling the dark abyss of online self-comparison and wondering why he can’t just be happy with his situation (classic twentysomething stuff), Jake’s here to get real with you about what he’s been going through. If you’ve found yourself stuck in that never-ending loop of negativity, don’t worry—you’re not alone. Jake’s got some solid advice on how to break free and pull yourself out of that mental fog. Let’s face it, we’re all a little lost in our twenties, and Jake *totally* gets it. So, if you're ready to hear from your local, unlicensed therapist (yes, that’s Jake) and maybe laugh a little along the way, tune in to today’s episode. Who knows, you might just feel a little bit better by the end.


    thank you so much for listening, I love ya’ll✨🫶🏽💖


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    Podcast Instagram: @fruityandmoodyy


    Fruity and Moody also available to watch on YouTube!

    37 min
  • KELLY OSBOURNE’S MOHAWK, VAPING, RED 40, AND MY WILD WEEKEND THAT GOT OUT OF HAND

    In today’s episode, Jake throws a party, tackling literally every topic under the sun. After last week’s more somber episode, Jake’s in a much better mood, fresh off a weekend with his girls (and no, that doesn't mean "girls" like his houseplants, we mean actual humans). He starts by talking about his tragic allergy to cats (it’s like they’re personally out to get him) before diving into his not-so-glamorous vaping problem. Then, hold onto your seat as Jake reveals his complete inability to grasp basic science—he's convinced a pharmacist job could be learned in an afternoon (spoiler: it can’t). But that’s not all; Jake also discusses his strange obsession with Red 40 (it’s a miracle he’s still standing) and gives his thoughts on Kelly Osbourne’s purple mohawk, which might just be the most shocking thing he's seen in quite some time. Yeah, this episode’s basically a circus inside Jake’s head—chaotic, unpredictable, and totally entertaining. Tune in to listen to the wildest ride through Jake’s brain—no seatbelt required, but maybe a sense of humor!


    thank you so much for listening, I love ya’ll!✨💖


    Personal Instagram: @jakepatrick_

    Podcast Instagram: @fruityandmoodyy


    Fruity and Moody also available to watch on YouTube!

    35 min
  • HOW TO OVERCOME ADJUSTMENT DISORDER: MY STRUGGLE, WHAT IT REALLY IS, AND HOW TO TAKE BACK CONTROL

    In today’s episode, Jake’s had a rough time adjusting. After six weeks of sun, fun, and pure relaxation in Texas, he’s back home, starting a new school, and diving headfirst into the whirlwind of daily life. And let’s be real: for someone who’s not exactly a fan of change, it’s been a bit of a rude awakening. Jake sits down to talk about his experience with adjustment disorder, which, spoiler alert, is not fun in the slightest. He breaks down what it really is, how it can mess with your mind when life feels like it’s constantly shifting gears, and why it can be so much harder to cope than anyone realizes. Drawing from his own personal battles with this tricky condition, Jake shares how it’s affected him over the years, how to accept it (no, you’re not crazy), and most importantly, how to take control back when it feels like life is running the show. Tune in for a blend of insights, practical advice, and a few laughs—because let’s face it, sometimes humor is the best way to cope!


    thank you so much for listening, I love ya’ll✨🫶🏽💖


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    Podcast Instagram: fruityandmoodyy


    Podcast also available to watch on YouTube!

    34 min
  • A MARRIED MAN TRIED TO HIT ME UP ON HINGE

    In today’s episode, Jake is diving into a first-time-ever experience that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about dating apps. Picture this: A MARRIED MAN—yes, you heard that right—slides into Jake’s DMs on Hinge, while still living the suburban dream with his wife and kids at home. Jake’s here to break down exactly how this jaw-dropping interaction went down, how he clocked the man’s shady vibes, and what it felt like to be that guy’s “side hustle” for a hot minute. But that’s not all—Jake’s also sharing some hard-earned wisdom on how to get back at an ex partner that did you dirty (spoiler: crashing out is not the answer). And just when you thought it couldn't get juicier, Jake gives us a peek behind the curtain of his new college life, his ongoing war with nicotine (shoutout to his crippling addiction), and why he now feels like a hypocrite to all those people he used to preach at about not vaping. It’s a wild ride—grab your popcorn, because today’s episode is serving all the tea, and then some!


    thank you so much for listening, I love yall✨💖


    Personal Instagram: @jakepatrick_

    Podcast Instagram: @fruityandmoodyy


    Fruity and Moody also available to watch on YouTube!

    34 min
  • MY CRAZIEST BULLYING STORIES, TINDER TRYING TO BAN ME, AND MY FIRST HATE COMMENTS (UNFILTERED)

    In today’s episode, Jake is officially filming in front of his shiny new podcast setup! And, as any Charli XCX fan would say (and, duh, Jake is one), it’s SO BRAT. He’s totally unscripted today, just letting his mind run wild and talking about whatever comes to him. He’s covering everything from Tinder allegedly trying to ban him (he's definitely not salty, we swear) to his very first hate comments on the podcast (spoiler: it’s a rite of passage, and he’s here for it). He’s also throwing it back to high school with some extra cringe-worthy bullying stories that are as wild as they are relatable. Get ready for unfiltered, off-the-cuff chaos—Jake's got plenty of stories, a lot of opinions, and zero filter. Don’t miss this one!


    thank you so much for listening, I love ya’ll✨💖


    Personal Instagram: @jakepatrick_

    Podcast Instagram: @fruityandmoodyy


    Fruity and Moody available to watch on YouTube as well!

    36 min
  • GOGO DANCER DRAMA, RESCUED BY MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR, AND MY NEWEST OBSESSION (IT’S NOT A MAN)

    In today’s episode of the podcast, Jake is finally back in his New York apartment after a grueling 24-hour trek from Texas—and let’s just say, it wasn’t all sunshine and road trips. He sits down to talk about the chaos that was his journey, including getting stuck in a snowstorm so bad it nearly turned into a real-life disaster movie for him and his bestie, Jess. In these moments of crisis, what does Jake do? Naturally, he pulls out his trusty Tinder app. Because when you’re stranded in a snowstorm, nothing says "help" quite like a cute guy with a 99% match rating. Jake explains how a simple swipe right might just have been his ticket to survival—or at least a decent story for the podcast. Plus, he dives into the night an Uber ride in Texas turned into an unexpected love affair with his newest obsession. Oh, and he might also reveal a few shocking new details about the guy from his “I hooked up with a gogo dancer” storytime. Get all the wild details in today’s episode—it’s basically an adventure, but with more swiping and less actual survival training.


    thank you for listening, I love you!✨🫶🏽💖


    Personal Instagram: jakepatrick_

    Podcast Instagram: fruityandmoodyy


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    33 min
  • EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD PHASES I SURVIVED (AND HOW YOU CAN TOO!)

    In today’s episode, we’re combining a little life advice with a deep dive into very cringey territory. Join Jake as he takes you down memory lane—except, plot twist, this lane is less "nostalgic" and more "why did I ever think this was a good idea?" From his awkward childhood and teenage phases to the downright bizarre stages of his life that probably should’ve stayed locked in the vault, Jake is unearthing it all. But here’s the twist: while he cringes through his old weirdness, he’s also sharing some surprisingly useful tips on how to survive those uncomfortable phases when you feel like you’re stuck in a weird rut. Tune in for a mix of questionable life choices, self-deprecating humor, and some solid advice on how to navigate those batshit crazy times we all go through. Spoiler alert: You’re not alone in your awkwardness, and Jake’s here to show you that even the most cringeworthy moments can be valuable lessons.


    thank you so much for listening, I love ya’ll✨🫶🏽💖


    Personal Instagram: jakepatrick_


    Podcast Instagram: fruityandmoodyy


    Watch Fruity and Moody on YouTube!

    31 min

About Fruity and Moody

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Fruity and Moody is the podcast where extra meets outrageous, and opinions are served up like a double shot of tequila- strong, unapologetic, and probably a little messy. Hosted by a fabulous gay icon…