Hey Everybody!! After taking my own advice, I may have found a way out of what has felt like a soul-sucking tar pit of depression and indifference AND I am finally ready to open up about the sordid and sentimental details of my time as a ‘fancy girlfriend’ here in New York City. 

Hope you’re doing okay and allowing yourself to mentally and emotionally shut it down for at least 10 minutes a day. Trust me, you can meditate all the way to Zen and you will still wake up in the middle of a global pandemic and economic upheaval. 

Love you all so much. 

It’s sucks right now, but it’s gonna keep changing and we gotta hang in until we can turn it around.

***SoCiAL mEdiA***

Twitter: @wendistarling

Instagram: @wendibird82

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