Nov. 8 2020
* new president
* 8 chins and thyroid sandwiches
* Anne Hathaway has limb issues
* Heroine and cocaine cool in Oregon
* Mullet champion at inbred Olympics
* Weed eating goats
* Flying cars
* Worm invades slut in Virginia
* Whale hungry fo kayakers
* French dog wins election in Kentucky
* Trick or treaters find marriage
* The streets are drunk
* Parrot prevents owner from fiery death
* Stuffed dog walking
* Skeleton strippers
* Whale has a train to catch
* Brazilian senator hiding funds in his ass
* Either Harry Reid crazy or gonna be dead soon
* Today in history Nov. 8
* Fat girls and farm animals (Fuck Montana)
* Stop electing dead people
* Mike singletary likes dingle berries