Full 90 Soccer Time

A win and a draw in the first two games of a three-game road trip is pretty dope. The biggest road challenge of the year happens Sunday in Atlanta - a team whose stadium has the most unfortunate of nicknames. Expect more firepower from Seattle up top, but also, they're gonna need to have it together in defense to stop this fast, young, explosive Atlanta squad. Also, we say Karl a lot. Attempt 2

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This week we learned that Obafemi Martins aka Mr. Martins has earings almost as tall as his standing height, Ochocinco wants to beat your ass at FIFA, Sounders FC have a daunting week ahead against one crap and one not so crap team. Please hit us with a review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes - or better yet tell a friend like Kelly to listen up!

Please bear with us while we get new studio space for Branden dialed in. It'll take a couple weeks, but we can't wait to make it perfect!

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Is Brian Schmetzer the right guy for the job, regardless of whether or not he has the locker room? Our podcast is the reason the Sounders aren't very good (that, and itchy nipples).

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Chicago dusts off Schweinsteiger, oils his hinges, and prepares for a rematch the Sounders FC lost big last year. We learn about Harry Ship's secret formula for goal scoring, find out which player was hatched from a soccerball, and a long-time Mexico supporter gets dropped in the hot garbage.

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Chicago dusts off Schweinsteiger, oils his hinges, and prepares for a rematch the Sounders FC lost big last year. We learn about Harry Ship's secret formula for goal scoring, find out which player was hatched from a soccerball, and a long-time Mexico supporter gets dropped in the hot garbage.

After we work our way through terrorist-metal (the worst music genre), we have a ton of ground to cover including: an embarrassing loss, huge win, and the biggest boi at the 2018 World Cup.

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After we work our way through terrorist-metal (the worst music genre), we have a ton of ground to cover including: an embarrassing loss, huge win, and the biggest boi at the 2018 World Cup.

We wrote Sounders FC into a horror movie starring a ragtag group of teenagers, their geology teacher (Chad Marshall), a curmudgeonly parent chaperone (Clint Dempsey), and a guidance counselor who insists you "Just call him Brian."

It is #HotGarbageHotGarbage

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We wrote Sounders FC into a horror movie starring a ragtag group of teenagers, their geology teacher (Chad Marshall), a curmudgeonly parent chaperone (Clint Dempsey), and a guidance counselor who insists you "Just call him Brian."

It is #HotGarbageHotGarbage

Gregr and Branden are pretty sure sports would be better with steroids, or at least an NBA Jam version of soccer. Also, you can't lose if you don't play, right?

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