Tristan slowly catches up on his misadventures, and details his recent injuries, fails, and potential ghost encounters.

This past week Tristan has had every carrot dangled in front of him. To endless food, lazily gaming, and almost pooping his pants.. (allegedly). Also covering Jim Carrey's clone, when is it acceptable to use the restroom and coping through acting.

Tristan is "forced" to doordash multiple times, after playing video games for too long. Fun at the theatre, shower stories, and combine hopes!

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False jinx prophets, middle names, performance anxiety, laxatives, gratitude.

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Tristan speaks on the superbowl halftime show, rehearsals, and not much else.

Tristan debates feelings vs science, how to find happiness in a nightmare, why snowboarding bruises the ego and everything else and why he can't stay on topic.

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Coffee is for grown ups, and doordash is for the HAWGS. Stories of gluttony, the ghost of a matrix cosplayer, and 82 seconds to midnight.

Stories from the dollar tree, rumors of a trunk stowaway, impressions, and the keys to happiness according to Gandhi.

Tristan, still healthy, off the sug', and eating 5 grilled cheese's a day nervously talks about God of War and Stranger Things.

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Tristan is back in full health mode, hydrating (awkwardly) completing puzzles, and driving around parallel parking all night. Living life in the fast (but exceptionally parked) lane.