False jinx prophets, middle names, performance anxiety, laxatives, gratitude.

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Tristan speaks on the superbowl halftime show, rehearsals, and not much else.

Tristan debates feelings vs science, how to find happiness in a nightmare, why snowboarding bruises the ego and everything else and why he can't stay on topic.

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Coffee is for grown ups, and doordash is for the HAWGS. Stories of gluttony, the ghost of a matrix cosplayer, and 82 seconds to midnight.

Stories from the dollar tree, rumors of a trunk stowaway, impressions, and the keys to happiness according to Gandhi.

Tristan, still healthy, off the sug', and eating 5 grilled cheese's a day nervously talks about God of War and Stranger Things.

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Tristan is back in full health mode, hydrating (awkwardly) completing puzzles, and driving around parallel parking all night. Living life in the fast (but exceptionally parked) lane.

One battle after another it seems.. Tristan demands MORE love, Kylo Ren-style, and gives very generic hopes for the new year.

Tristan soaked in too much festivities to get the podcast out EARLY. It's still on time though, have no fear. He speaks about good will to the homeless, santa mishaps, and some other beautiful musings.

Tristan finally performs stand up comedy, details the world and wonders of procrastination, and why its impossible to lose weight in an Italian family.