Full Court Mess

We’re back for a special Halloween episode with the homie Marcos of the Homie Vulgaris pod here to help us through a theoretical NBA draft, except these new rookies are Cryptids and each team is looking for way more than just a good on-court fit.
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We gathered just two days into the season to round up our early impressions, early news, Kristaps updates, and most importantly… we wonder what players would play the best in jeans.
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Will returns to help sort through preseason waived players, Dame Time celebration drama, a Florida center-to-cop pipeline, bad Kings vibes, and some insane strategy proposals from Reddit. And, of course, so much more. This one is a wild one. 
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This week we are joined by Toon Correspondent Adeline, as we discuss and review Space Jam, the Tune Squad lineup, and possible sequels/spinoffs. 

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We’re back with Will as we get into contract extension news, Shaq hanging with Kash Patel, real life Gregg Popovich love triangles, and more! Also way too much info about Shaq pranking teammates using his cheeks. Yeah those cheeks.
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The NBA has announced the findings from the Clippers / Kawhi salary cap circumvention investigation and have penalized the Clippers with what many are calling a death sentence. We look at the heavy penalties and wonder what sad future is in store for the franchise. We also take a brief look at another new lawsuit, time against Golden State, that yet again alleges gender and race-based discrimination and harassment.
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A recent lawsuit filing alleges the Sacramento Kings of pregnancy discrimination, sexual harassment, and more. This is yet another worsening layer of rot and mess that fans and employees alike have seen from the franchise over the last many years, and it wouldn't be the only case of an NBA team being a toxic boys club.
Referenced:
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/49672947/ex-kings-trainer-files-suit-alleging-pregnancy-discrimination https://www.sacbee.com/sports/nba/sacramento-kings/article260250635.html https://www.si.com/nba/2018/02/21/dallas-mavericks-sexual-misconduct-investigation-mark-cuban-response

This week we’re joined by Caleb, aka @BirdRespecter of Kill The Computer and 60 Minute Drill, as we briefly update on Enes and the WNBA, find a Caitlin Clark woke conspiracy, and have a fun look back on the strange Bryan Colangelo burner saga. 
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60 Minute Drill https://linktr.ee/60MinuteDrill
(likely taking the next week off as Jared is sick, if you couldn’t already tell. It was a struggle to ep prep with the sickness so thanks for hanging around)