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Adam and Brendan got together this week to watch Forever Knight and record a podcast. In the process of doing this Brendan became increasingly aware that he was coming down with some kind of malady. Instead of cancelling and putting of the show until such a time as he could assemble words into cogent sentences, he instead decided to "power through." These are the tapes. Listen and judge for yourself.

Music by Our Lady of Shadows, Rollins Band, Fred Molin, and Knife Party

You thought you could lock the crazy IN, didn't you, you naive fucks. But did you ever think about locking the crazy OUT? I didn't think so. So here we are on Saturday night clutching our proverbial nuts and gritting our teeth through the electroshock therapy. Well guess what! It's a new Episode! Jim Miller is back! Listen in on our lunatic ravings! Music by Legion, Ghost, and the Bay City Rollers

You thought you could lock the crazy IN, didn't you, you naive fucks. But did you ever think about locking the crazy OUT? I didn't think so. So here we are on Saturday night clutching our proverbial nuts and gritting our teeth through the electroshock therapy. Well guess what! It's a new Episode! Jim Miller is back! Listen in on our lunatic ravings! Music by Legion, Ghost, and the Bay City Rollers

In this episode Brendan and Ben keep it short and sweet with an in depth discussion of what's new with gaming followed by a review of Justin Sirois' Beneath: The Inverted Church currently gathering pledges on Kickstarter. And homie, let me tell you, it's a doozey! So check out the episode and consider hitting up Kickstarter and maybe grabbing yourself a copy. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll barf up chunks. Is this Wayne's World? Did you read to the bottom? Congratulations! No listen to the episode.

Music by Legion and a couple tracks from the latest Ghost album. Enjoy, striplings!

In this episode Brendan and Ben keep it short and sweet with an in depth discussion of what's new with gaming followed by a review of Justin Sirois' Beneath: The Inverted Church currently gathering pledges on Kickstarter. And homie, let me tell you, it's a doozey! So check out the episode and consider hitting up Kickstarter and maybe grabbing yourself a copy. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll barf up chunks. Is this Wayne's World? Did you read to the bottom? Congratulations! No listen to the episode.

Music by Legion and a couple tracks from the latest Ghost album. Enjoy, striplings!

Brendan and Adam finally reveal to the world the origin of their fixation on bad leather jackets and sunglasses after dark. We have more new shit on the World of Darkness here! Brendan and Adam discuss their take on the World of Darkness as a multimedia experience and they add a NEW FEATURE! That's right kids, now once per episode your least favorite fang-banging, darkstalking daywalkers will be reviewing (in order) episodes from the seminal Vampire/Detective serial: FOREVER KNIGHT! I know you guys can't wait, we sure couldn't. Anyway, there are lots of spoilers so don't be bashful, this shit has been off the air for over 20 years. I'd say get over it, but we sure haven't! Listen on neonate swine!

Brendan and Adam finally reveal to the world the origin of their fixation on bad leather jackets and sunglasses after dark. We have more new shit on the World of Darkness here! Brendan and Adam discuss their take on the World of Darkness as a multimedia experience and they add a NEW FEATURE! That's right kids, now once per episode your least favorite fang-banging, darkstalking daywalkers will be reviewing (in order) episodes from the seminal Vampire/Detective serial: FOREVER KNIGHT! I know you guys can't wait, we sure couldn't. Anyway, there are lots of spoilers so don't be bashful, this shit has been off the air for over 20 years. I'd say get over it, but we sure haven't! Listen on neonate swine!

Hail! Blasphemers! Brendan and Ben just returned from the long month of August, where they spend the final weeks deep in the bowels of the Shadow Fathoms eating psychotropic myconid children and tripping balls super hard with the dark elf shadowmancer Dripztt and Raistlington the dwarven mega-wizard. When they returned they found a raven had brought word from Archlictor Miseophant in California seeking some blackened homilies on the craft of gaming. So they rounded up that fucker Shadowsworn Adam from the slave galley he was pirating and summoned The Mysterious Jeff from the Cthonous Depths and here you have it bitches, four dudes talking about how they think it should be done.

Music from Legion, Front Line Assembly, The Smashing Pumpkins, Baroness, and Eminem to accompany your insane ramblings.

Enjoy.

Hail! Blasphemers! Brendan and Ben just returned from the long month of August, where they spend the final weeks deep in the bowels of the Shadow Fathoms eating psychotropic myconid children and tripping balls super hard with the dark elf shadowmancer Dripztt and Raistlington the dwarven mega-wizard. When they returned they found a raven had brought word from Archlictor Miseophant in California seeking some blackened homilies on the craft of gaming. So they rounded up that fucker Shadowsworn Adam from the slave galley he was pirating and summoned The Mysterious Jeff from the Cthonous Depths and here you have it bitches, four dudes talking about how they think it should be done.

Music from Legion, Front Line Assembly, The Smashing Pumpkins, Baroness, and Eminem to accompany your insane ramblings.

Enjoy.

POST CAFFEINE REHAB Brendan digs into topics with Full Metal Ben, the Warlord Amanda and his sponsor, Dr. Drew. Lotta rambling diatribes in this episode, but eventually Brendan does manage to get around to talking about his Lamentations of the Flame Princess game. Heather comes on the show and off the air does a mic drop, puts both hands up in the air and proclaims "I DID AWESOME!" Brendan shakes his head a lot and tries to remember the days when doing a podcast about roleplaying games with all of his friends sounded like a GOOD idea. Are you still reading this? For chirstsake, listen to the show!