Elly has a bone to pick with the whole of Mooloolaba today and it's to do with a dirty nose...
Also, Ash Barty has retired?! It's the saddest news ever but it does beg the question - who's the youngest retiree on the Coast?
The cost of living is rising, butt cleavage is now a thing and Becks' toothbrush received some... abnormal treatment this morning!