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What if everything you thought you knew about gay men was just the tip of the iceberg? Join us as we unravel the stereotypes that have long shadowed the gay community, challenging the notion that being gay equates to being effeminate. With humor and a touch of sass, we throw "gaydar" into the mix, dissecting its famed yet flawed reputation, while debunking the overused trope that associates effeminacy strictly with being gay. 

Picture this: gay men as trendsetters in fashion and grooming. True for some, yet far from a universal truth. We share side-splitting anecdotes about mainstream fashion trends that hint at the subtle influence of gay culture and celebrate self-care rituals that transcend stereotypes. But wait, there's more! Prepare for a candid discussion on sexual roles, fitness enthusiasm, and the age-defying body consciousness that defies the expectations often held for gay men.

Myths about music preferences, grooming habits, and health concerns also get a reality check. Not all gay men worship pop icons, nor do they all sport Speedos—even though trends can have a life of their own. With a firm yet gentle swipe, we dismantle the harmful stereotype linking all gay men to HIV, celebrating progress and urging open-mindedness. Engage with us on social media to share your thoughts and help shape future episodes, as we celebrate the true diversity within the gay community.

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Ever wondered about the quirks of packing for a vacation from a gay perspective? On this vibrant episode of Fully Grown Homos, we kick things off with Sarah's hilarious conundrum about bringing her sex toy on a trip to Bali. We cover everything from vibrators and cock sleeves to double-ended dildos, and discuss practical considerations like chargers and batteries. Brace yourself for some cheeky fun as we ponder the idea of cheap sex toys at airport security and the unfolding market for used toys.

As we gear up for an upcoming cruise, get ready for stories filled with humor and risqué ideas. From using harnesses and ropes in the most unconventional ways to plotting scandalous fancy dress costumes, our chat is anything but typical. We share practical travel tips like carrying a duplicate passport and utilizing tracking devices to spot attractive fellow passengers. And don't forget the essentials: Panadol, water, douche kits, and reflective sunglasses for a discreet peek at those Speedos, short shorts, and mankinis.

Join us as we recount a fabulous night at the Emerald Room, where we enjoyed a captivating cabaret show with Catherine Elkhorn, Iota, and Verushka Darling. Relive our interactions with a lively crowd, including a pre-wedding party of lesbians and a humorous moment about the frequency of the name "Steve" among gay men. Discover our new Spotify playlist, Fully Grown Homos Top Picks, and engage with us by sharing your suggestions for future topics. Don't miss out—like, comment, subscribe, and connect with us to keep the fun and enlightening conversations rolling!

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Ever wondered which song holds the top spot as the ultimate gay anthem? Join us as we take you on a glittering tour through the top ten gay anthems of all time, celebrating the music that has defined an era and a community. We uncover the timeless charm of classics like the Village People's "YMCA" and ABBA's "Dancing Queen," while reflecting on the powerful contributions from iconic artists like Britney Spears, Donna Summer, and Cindy Lauper. Learn how these anthems not only provided a soundtrack to our lives but also sparked emotions and societal change.

What makes an artist a true LGBTQ+ icon? We reminisce about the 80s and 90s, an era that birthed icons like Erasure, George Michael, and Diana Ross, who brought unparalleled joy and representation. Fast forward to today, and feel the energy of contemporary powerhouses like Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande, who continue to champion LGBTQ+ rights. From Cher's timeless appeal to Elton John's soulful ballads, we explore how these legends have carved out spaces of joy, advocacy, and representation through their indelible music.

Ready to create the ultimate "fully grown homo playlist"? We wrap up with a vibrant celebration of the top ten LGBTQ+ music icons, featuring household names like Kylie Minogue, ABBA, Cher, and Madonna. Revel in the high camp value and cultural significance of artists like Lady Gaga, George Michael, and the Village People, whose music continues to resonate within the queer community. Join us, Dave and Matt, as we sign off this episode with the promise of more engaging and inspiring content ahead. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to stay connected with your Fully Grown Homos!

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Ever wondered which male celebrity tops our crush list? Prepare yourself for some major nostalgia and plenty of swooning as we, Dave and Matt, open up about our earliest and current celebrity crushes. From Matt's childhood idol, Dean Cain of "Lois and Clark," to Dave's timeless infatuation with Jude Law during his "The Talented Mr. Ripley" era, we're taking you on a journey through our hearts and memories. Tune in to hear about Matt's real-life encounter with the charismatic Ricky Martin and our shared admiration for the dreamy duo, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

Imagine Zac Efron as the leading man in a movie with a significant gay following—sounds dreamy, right? We dive into this fantasy and discuss the personal journeys of celebrities like Wentworth Miller, who bravely navigated their sexuality in the limelight. Our conversation also highlights the struggles and triumphs of Australian heartthrobs Luke Jacobs, Daniel McPherson, and Hugh Sheridan. We applaud these stars for their resilience and openness, and we can't help but gush over the allure of the Hemsworth brothers and Channing Tatum's undeniable charm.

Finally, we rank our top ten hottest male celebrities, with Henry Cavill reigning supreme. The Ryans—Reynolds and Gosling—along with Hugh Jackman, share our runner-up spot. The Hemsworth brothers, Russell Tovey, and the Evans brothers make strong showings, while Justin Timberlake secures a spot, thanks to some playful rumors. Rounding out our list are Wentworth Miller, Daniel Craig, and the ever-enchanting Ricky Martin. Join us in this fun-filled episode, and don't forget to share your own celebrity crushes and suggest future top ten topics. Like, comment, and subscribe to keep the conversation going, and reach out to us on social media or via email!

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Is penis size really as important as society makes it out to be? Join us on Fully Grown Homos as we embark on a hilariously candid and supportive journey through the myths and realities surrounding this age-old question. Prompted by a listener who's an underwear model feeling the pressure over his size, we break down the societal obsession with penis size and emphasize that average is perfectly normal. With a mix of humor, personal stories, and statistical insights, we debunk the myth that size defines worth or sexual satisfaction, reminding everyone to embrace their bodies just the way they are.

Ever wondered how penis sizes compare around the globe? We dive into the quirks and nuances of average sizes in different countries, from the top-ranking Ecuador and Cameroon to Asian countries like Cambodia. Filled with personal anecdotes and observations, our discussion touches on the amusing insights from watching the Olympics and personal encounters with men of various nationalities. This segment offers a blend of humor and insight, dispelling myths and sharing the fun side of international size comparisons.

Lastly, we tackle the playful myths surrounding body part comparisons and share some genuinely amusing measuring techniques. From the supposed correlations between hand size, nose size, and foot size, to arranging oneself impressively in various social settings, we cover it all. Wrapping up, we delve into practical tips on measuring accurately and exploring techniques for enhancing penis size. We also touch on broader LGBTQ+ topics, encouraging listeners to reach out with their own ideas for future episodes, ensuring a lively and inclusive conversation for all.

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Ever wondered why society makes us feel so ashamed about our natural urges? On this episode of Fully Grown Homos, we peel back the layers of our earliest sexual experiences, from Dave’s innocent curiosity about catalog images to Matt’s sly consumption of media innuendos. We tackle the societal pressures that breed feelings of shame around sex and masturbation, aiming to create a space where these conversations are normalized and less stigmatized. Listen in as we share how confronting these taboos can lead to greater self-acceptance.

Get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments as we trade stories about our unique masturbation journeys. We talk openly about the confusion of first ejaculations, and how we each developed our own techniques over the years. From the essential elements like rhythm, pressure, and speed, to the more unusual contexts—yes, we’ve done it in some pretty outrageous places like offices and airplanes—the conversation is candid and humorous. Our goal? To highlight that sexual satisfaction is a personal journey, filled with trial and error.

As we wrap things up, we dive into the intricate world of LGBTQ+ sexuality and the stigma around sex work. Through personal stories and deep analysis, we discuss how shame and judgment affect both the LGBTQ+ community and sex workers, and how social media platforms contribute to this narrative. The morality of deep fakes, the important role of fantasy in sexual arousal, and even the debate on the age of sexual consent—nothing is off-limits. We close by inviting you to join the conversation and share your thoughts, making Fully Grown Homos a platform where every voice can be heard.

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Can you guess what the letter B stands for in today's episode? Let's just say, it's going to be a bare-all conversation! From the raw and spontaneous world of "bareback" sex to the intriguing fascination with "bulges," we promise an honest and candid discussion that shines a light on the intimate aspects of gay culture. Matt even shares a cheeky story about a particularly memorable train ride that you won't want to miss!

We also tackle the allure of male physical attraction, discussing everything from the magnifying effects of grey track pants and Speedos to the art of grooming those intimate areas. And yes, we go there—debating the merits of smooth versus hairy balls. Wrapping up, we dive into sexual fantasies and the importance of open communication with your partner. If you've ever been curious about how to bring your kinks into conversation, this episode is a must-listen. So tune in, open your mind, and get ready for some laughs and enlightenment!

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Ever wondered where to find the best saunas and beaches in Sydney's vibrant gay scene? This episode promises to guide you through our top 10 favorite activities, from unwinding at hotspots like Sydney Sauna, Arrows, and X by 357, to exploring the eclectic charm of Oxford Street and the rising diversity of Newtown. Join us as we share our experiences and future plans, ensuring you get the most fabulous tips for enjoying these iconic locales. We also take you on a sun-soaked tour of Birdie Beach, Cobblers Beach, and Obelisk - famous for their nude and gay-friendly atmospheres. Expect laughs from our beachside blunders and tales of unforgettable moments.

Join us as we embark on a social whirlwind that includes visits to the Spiegel Tent and Beyond's ABBA show, as well as theater outings to see Hamilton and Sister Act. We'll spill the tea on our favorite shopping spots like Daily Mail, where fashion meets community spirit. And don't miss our heartfelt tips on celebrating Mardi Gras and Fair Day, plus how to snag the best parade viewpoints without breaking the bank. We emphasize how vital these events are to Sydney's cultural fabric and offer a fun yet insightful perspective on the pink dollar's impact.

We dive deep into the heartbeat of the gay community, from fitness culture to various clubs and organizations. Whether you're into photography, knitting, or joining the Sydney Lesbian Choir, we've got you covered. Listen to our humorous gym locker room anecdotes and discover the power of finding your tribe through the Meetup app. Plus, we give a shoutout to our friends at the Microphone and Sean podcast, hinting at an exciting collaboration on the Gold Coast. Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe as we continue to share the fabulousness of our community with you!

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Ever accidentally felt up a stranger in a dark cinema? We kick-off this episode of Fully Grown Homos with a raucous recount of my son's birthday bash where Deadpool and Wolverine had us laughing so hard we almost got kicked out! Between grooming our pets Scruffy, Chanel, and Blondie and making shameless jokes about offering hot guys our bones at the dog park, this week was anything but boring. Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman’s on-screen antics are just the tip of our hilarious iceberg.

Next up, join us as we hand out flyers at a local sauna and stumble upon its vibrant, diverse scene. From S&M nights and female strip shows to a welcoming swingers' atmosphere, we had some eye-widening experiences and made unexpected connections, including a particularly charming mixed-race man. We champion inclusivity as we share stories of attendees dressing up to gain free entry and our dog’s mischievous antics adding to the fun.

Lastly, who knew a phallic cactus could stir up so much controversy? Our plant-obsessed community had a field day defending cheeky penis planters and exchanging quirky gifts. Our intense game nights, especially No Mercy Uno, were full of strategic plays and side-splitting laughter. And as a cherry on top, I finally got my knee surgery done and survived a home renovation that's been a comedy of errors. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and heartfelt moments!

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