Functional Chaos Podcast

Welcome to another chaotic episode! This was recorded a month and a half ago… We are again sorry this has reached you so late, but we hope you can forgive us with being here now.

Life be f**king us hard y’all, we can’t even fully express all the turmoil that has been thrown at us. We love our podcast, and bringing new episodes to escape into and girl talk with a couple goofy dumbasses!

This episode we talk about all the sister signs and how they help and repel each other. How every sister sign can bring out things in the other that makes the duo dynamic! We also tangent off on some compatibility. Truthfully, during our research we noticed that there are so many differing opinions on what signs are most compatible with the other, that the only conclusion we could make is that this would have to be talk about by a real astrology professional because anything online is severely biased😅🤷‍♀️. Sorry Not Sorry.💋

Hope you enjoy this topic and we’ll see you next episode!

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Sister Signs: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces

Compatability: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Wow!! It’s been a little minute since we posted a video. Fun fact, 2 days after this episode was recorded, Kali’s sweet grandma passed away and there have been a lot of stuff happening in life. So we needed to take a couple months off. BUT!! We are back!

This episode we finish up the Houses of astrology! Houses 7-12! We also give insist to what that means for our specific chart and how you can find out your own houses, signs, and planetary alignments✨.

We hope you enjoy this episode, and come back for our next episode where we talk about sister signs and compatibility.🖤

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Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses 

Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Full Disclosure, we tried our very best y’all🙈😅! But if you didn’t want chaos, why are you here?😂🤭

Truly one of the most complicating things we ever attempted to learn happened on a day where Kali’s chronic illness brain would not allow her to be a person. So I’m sure you can guess how this might have gone as we dive into part one (1-6) of the houses of astrology and what they each mean.

Honestly we still have lots of questions but a great resource is the Co-Star app, (not sponsored✨) which can help you learn a little bit more about the person born under the universe above! 

See you next episode for part two of the houses in astrology🖤

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Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses 

Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Over the weeks of us talking about all the signs in the zodiac, it’s time we dive a little deeper and find out how each of the planets in our solar system says about you. 

Dev is also going to be discussing what the “big three” means (i.e. sun, moon, & rising) and why it’s important to know where and when you were born to get an accurate reading on your full natal chart. 

We are learning along the way with you so please, as always, bare with us as we navigate the chaos.

We would love to know your chart so drop in the comments because we love learning more about you (our listeners)!

Next episode we’ll be discussing the houses of astrology…

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Planet’s Explained: https://www.horoscope.com/us/planets/index.html 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

After 5 episodes of seriousness, or as serious as we are capable of presenting, it’s time to play a little game!

Dev and Kali come up with silly little questions and the other person has to answer which zodiac sign the question is asking about. And as a reminder, this is a fun silly little podcast of chaos, so not all question will fit all signs. 

We love all our listeners and want to hear form you! We have a google forum for your stories, questions, and feedback! Be sure to share and like cause it helps on our end reach more and more goofy chaos baddies like you!

See You Next Episode!

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Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

The second part of describing personalities of the zodiac here for you!

LIbra, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Virgo, and Cancer you’re up! This has been a very fun project for us and we hope you have been enjoying it as well.

We want to hear what you think of these descriptions and how much they speak truth so be sure to comment below! And if you want to see the full description about you zodiac personality it’s below in the link✨!

See You Next Episode Besties

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Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

WooHoo we’re here for another round of the zodiac!

Now it’s time to find out the personality traits of each sign in astrology! We wanna know what you all are like according to your sun sign. Now this doesn’t necessarily mean everything will align with you because everyone’s chart runs so much deeper than we are diving. We just scratch the surface!

This episode we find out the personality traits of Pisces, Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, & Capricorn! We will be covering the remaining 6 signs in the next episode since we didn’t want the episode to be a million hours long, cause who has the time?🙈🤷‍♀️ 

If you want to read the remaining traits of these, please follow the link to read on!

Can’t Wait To See You Next Episode Babes!💋

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Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Happy New Episode Besties!

Last round of 2025 predictions for the zodiac signs. So if you didn’t hear your prediction last episode, then you will be happy to know it’s all about you this episode!

Jade was unable to grace us today because she had to hustle her bustle! We wish her all the stability so she can join us again! SO it is just Kali and Dev giving the last 6 signs and what is to be expected this 2025 year!

Please Share, Like, & Follow it helps tremendously and we know that not everyone can go to the merch shop but sharing us with other chaotic baddies is amazing!!

See You Next Episode Bestie!✨

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2025 Zodiac Predictions:  https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨

As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in two separate episodes. If you don’t hear your zodiac sign on this episode, be sure to check back in for part two!✨

We start these predictions with the 3 signs of our hosts (Aries, Capricorn, & Taurus) and the 3 sister signs of those (Libra, Cancer, & Scorpio). We want to encourage everyone to take these predictions with not as much seriousness as to elicit anxiety or sense of failure. These are predictions and tho we think astrology can be powerful, it is not something that can determine your future, because you’re own strength and internal knowledge of yourself can do that💋! But also let them feed your soul✨.

Next time we will be back to talk about the 2025 predictions for the remaining 6 zodiac signs!

See You Next Episode Besties

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2025 Zodiac Predictions:  https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025 

Share Your Stories w/ Us: 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hello and Welcome Back Chaotic Babes!

After our holiday break we got our incredible host, Jade, back for our newest season of chaos, human things, and cringe, at times. Cause how could you expect anything less!

Sticking with our alphabetical topic cycle, we’re doing a full big topic per season! For example, this season is about all things Astrology! We talk about it but we definitely couldn’t pass a test about it to save our lives. So, this is our attempt to learn and you get to watch us struggle at our studies and then try to talk to you about it!

This week we are reviewing our 2024 zodiac predictions, that we previously read in episode 52! Our reactions are very different and Jade open’s up about some very personal journeys and strides she’s made in 2024 and why she was on a sabbatical. She’s an incredible human being and hearing her story ca hopefully help others going through something similar and help them find their own inner confidence again✨🖤. 

Now we have to apologize for all the other signs we didn’t read, because we were selfish and only read Taurus, Aries, and Capricorn. It’s not cause we don’t care, we just did less than the bare minimum last time😅and that’s definitely our bad y’all. The link so you can look up what your 2024 predictions were, is linked below.

BUT, next episode will be all about 2025 zodiac predictions and we promise to read ALL 12 signs! 

See You Next Episode Besties

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2024 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2024 

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform 

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade