Functional Idiots Podcast

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Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

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Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

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Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

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Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

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Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

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**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged an extra charge every month to cover Apple's 30% fee on app store purchases. Android users are fine using the app, just all Apple users, please use the website. Thank you!**

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Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

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“Banger OTW” Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2szZRDKwm59leFFwNrBl5M

**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged an extra charge every month to cover Apple's 30% fee on app store purchases. Android users are fine using the app, just all Apple users, please use the website. Thank you!**

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Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast

“Banger OTW” Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2szZRDKwm59leFFwNrBl5M

**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged an extra charge every month to cover Apple's 30% fee on app store purchases. Android users are fine using the app, just all Apple users, please use the website. Thank you!**

Remember to “Like”, “Rate”, and “Review” our podcast! We’d also really appreciate it if you would share this podcast with people who you think would enjoy it!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast

“Banger OTW” Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2szZRDKwm59leFFwNrBl5M

**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged an extra charge every month to cover Apple's 30% fee on app store purchases. Android users are fine using the app, just all Apple users, please use the website. Thank you!**

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Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

          2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

All sound effects are used under free use copyright

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

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Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nv73Ad8aE

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Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

          2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

All sound effects are used under free use copyright

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

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Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nv73Ad8aE

Welcome into 2025, and welcome to another episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast. In this first episode of 2025, we discuss the Lions, and hope they beat the Minnesota Vikings to win the NFC, since this was recorded before the game actually happened. We also discuss the craziness that is the College Football Playoffs this year, along with the constant crashing in Black Ops 6. We do another edition of Functional Idiots React, and round out this episode with Pornstar Birthdays, and our picks for Functional Idiot of the Week. Enjoy!

**Side Note. If you do plan to support us on Patreon, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT do it through the iOS app. Do it on the regular patreon.com/functionalidoitspodcast website or you will be dinged an extra charge every month to cover Apple's 30% fee on app store purchases. Android users are fine using the app, just all Apple users, please use the website. Thank you!**

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Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: Knock Out the Light - Sunbreak

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

          2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

All sound effects are used under free use copyright

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

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“Banger OTW” Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2szZRDKwm59leFFwNrBl5M 

Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcSdJ_QxksQ