His stash of weapons and explosives exploded.

So, they held a funeral for him.

A riot broke out, and three people died at the funeral.

At each of their funerals, three more people died.

For a total of nine.

And then at their funerals, twenty-seven.

Funeral after funeral, riot after riot, explosion after explosion.

Until they suddenly stopped.

There was nobody left to riot.

There were no more stashes of weapons to explode.

And there was nobody left to attend a funeral.

Finally, peace was achieved.

(People still blamed the Jews.)