Suprisingly, we're back yet again! This month the boys discuss things such as:

-Reintroducing ourselves

-The Jays are ascending to godhood...as was planned

-Philly is on fire

-What old players would be social media trash-talkers?

-Will the Celtics buy out anyone?

-Potential NBA sponsorships?

-7uice loses his mind over John Henry

-A better way to call timeout?

-Possibly the very last episode of Weird Celtics Trivia???

-The War on Kanter has begun

-Volcel Jaylen takes over the league 

-Who's the most swagerless player in the league?

-Will Tacko Fall be an All Star?

-How can we improve All Star weekend?

-7uice finally finishes the list!

-Hayward has made his triumphant return!

-Grant hit his first of many NBA 3 pointers

-We discuss #jeansgate

-Vinnie SexPants is has arrived

-Jaylen is still being the best player in the league

-Happy Birthday Tacko Fall!

-7uice asks Twitter what the Top 10 Celtics Moments of the Decade are, today we go through 10-6.

-Will the Celtics ever lose?

-Thighsaiah Thomas has a breakout game

-Is there any player that can successfully run a burner Twitter

-The boys react to Melo's signing as it happens

-Trivia is still a shitshow

We're back for Season 2! This episode the boys discuss things such as:

-Jaylen getting the bag

-Craig's experience at the Gala

-Some more rookie talk

-7uice drinks a little too much...again

-And the most disastrous, chaotic episode of Weird Celtics Trivia 

In today's episode, we discuss things such as:

The boys launch a T-Public shop

Billy returns to profess his love for our rookies

The Celtics are America's team now

Weird Celtics Twitter goes international

More wild-card defensive strategies 

Could Enes the Menace turn heel?

A depressing segment of Celeb Watch

Weird Celtics Trivia returns!

This episode, we follow no script whatsoever and just ramble on about things such as:

The insanely cool Summer Celtics

The new quote god Enes Kanter

Terry using Force Persuade on MJ to give him $58M

Cardiac Kemba replacing He Who Shall Not Be Named

TACKO FALL

Shooting 3's granny style

Romeo being high 24/7

Horrible betting decisions

7uice's struggles to find POLAR out in Cali

2K graphical "updates"

Bidding farewell to Al, Aron, & Yabu

Hungover basketball

A possible replacement for POLAR????

We give a eulogy at the Celtics’ funeral, now where do we go from here?

Is Paul Pierce actually telling the truth this time?

What’s the best way to join a cult?

Will a Celtics player ever have a normal sponsorship?

How many more trivia questions can the guys get wrong?

Is shitting your pants a strategic offensive move in the NBA?

Do the Warriors finally know how to lose?

We back! Instead of discussing the end of the 2019 Celtics, Craig invites a few friends to discuss their terrible teams, Braden and his Sixers + Andy and his Knicks.

- Braden talks thru his emotions on the Kawhi buzzer beater. He still hears that bouncing ball in his nightmares.

- Craig's (very brief) perspective on the Celtics season, look out for the full Weird Celtics Funeral later this week

- Andy's Knicks and the draft lottery: Tonight! Zion! Pat Ewing! 14% chances! Zion, AD, or KD?

- Zoom around the rest of the playoffs

and finally...

- The Gang Fixes Game of Thrones! Unless you enjoyed "cartoon Jack Sparrow running around shooting crossbows at dragons"

Lets get weird